Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 511 The Iron Rice Bowl: You've Got It!
Looking at Tang Li, who was smiling like a spring flower, Wang Yuyu was first surprised, then grinned happily!
He never expected that Tang Li would come to see him!
This really surprised Tiger!
Wang Yu quickly stood up from the ground and jumped onto the road.
Its tail was held high and swayed in the air.
He quickly ran to Tang Li, gently rubbed against her thigh, and his eyes disappeared with laughter!
"Aww~ Tang Li, what brings you here? Did you miss me?"
"It's only been a few days, and you're already missing me!"
"They even came to our door in person!"
"Hehehe, did you bring me any food? I'm hungry!"
"Hurry up and take it out! What did you bring me?!"
"Let's get this straight, I'm not going back with you. I still have to patrol my territory!"
"Don't worry, I'll finish my patrol quickly and then come to the zoo to find you..."
Seeing Wang Yuyu so happy, Tang Li smiled even more broadly, reaching out to gently stroke the tiger's head, her heart filled with emotion:
"Ugh! What a stupid tiger! He has absolutely no cunning!"
"It's only been a few days, and he's already spoiled rotten, he has no sense of crisis at all!"
"A secure job? Don't blame me, you delivered it to my doorstep!"
"If you hadn't come to me, it would have taken me a lot of effort to catch you!"
Tang Li smiled and reached out with both hands to touch the tiger's ears!
When Tang Li grabbed his ear, Wang Yu instinctively shook his head, trying to break free!
But Tang Li held on tightly and refused to let go. Wang Yuyu got angry, raised his head, glared at Tang Li, and bared his teeth, letting out a threatening growl.
Tang Li wasn't afraid at all. She smiled and squatted down to look Wang Yuyu in the eye.
Looking at Tang Li's smiling face, Wang Yu thought Tang Li was playing with him, and his anger subsided a little, but he was still a little uncomfortable. He glared at Tang Li with a wronged expression, "Aww~ Tang Li, what do you want to do?"
"Let go of my ears right now, or I'll bite you!"
Tang Li's face was practically splitting with laughter as she looked at Wang Yuyu.
But remembering the important matter, she forced herself to stop laughing, put on a stern face, and calmly said, "You've broken your promise about a secure job. Come with us!"
"Your recent actions have seriously threatened the safety of the surrounding villages."
"Therefore, the higher-ups have decided to arrest you and execute you!"
"Don't resist! You're surrounded! Surrender!"
"Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely!"
"Don't worry, after you're gone, I'll take good care of your wife and children..."
Looking at Tang Li's serious face and listening to what she said, Wang Yuyu had a big question mark on her forehead.
"No, what law did I break that warrants execution?"
"No, I'm a tiger, not a human. What do your human laws have to do with me?"
"Tang Li, what are you talking about?"
"Are you out of your mind?"
"Should we send you to a mental hospital for a checkup?"
"Maybe it can still be cured?"
Seeing Wang Yuyu's bewildered expression, Tang Li couldn't hold back any longer, lowered her head, and burst into laughter: "Hahaha..."
She gently rubbed the tiger's ears with both hands, laughing as she said, "A secure job, you're so funny! How come I never noticed before?"
"That's hilarious!"
"How can you make that face? It must be so hard for you, hahaha..."
Seeing Tang Li's expression, Wang Yuyu, who was already bewildered, became even more bewildered!
"Wait, what are you laughing at?"
"Can anyone tell me what happened?"
Wang Yuyu stared wide-eyed, completely bewildered!
His mind is a complete mess right now.
Tang Li's sudden appearance, her saying some inexplicable things, and now her laughing like an idiot, left him completely confused!
He wanted to get away from Tang Li, but Tang Li's hands were tightly gripping his ears, and no matter how hard he struggled, he couldn't break free!
Wang Yu wanted to do something drastic to Tang Li, but looking at Tang Li's current state, he was afraid that he might accidentally worsen Tang Li's condition!
He's also afraid of being scammed!
Even though he is a tiger!
"Ugh!"
Wang Yu sighed softly, looking at Tang Li with disdain, inwardly cursing, "Laugh! Laugh! Keep laughing! I hope you laugh yourself to death, you lunatic!"
After a short while, Tang Li regained her composure and looked at Wang Yuyu with a smile, "A secure job, do you know what you did wrong?"
"What did I do wrong? I don't even know myself, what do you want me to say!" Wang Yu rolled her eyes and turned her head slightly, not wanting to look at Tang Li's face.
But Tang Li wasn't having it. With a little force, she straightened the tiger's head and stared into Wang Yuyu's eyes, saying, "You have a secure job. Confess and you'll be treated leniently; resist and you'll be punished severely. Now, confess immediately!"
"Are you defying the law? Defiing the law is an even more serious crime!"
"Awooo~" Wang Yuyu got angry, opened his blood-red maw, and roared at Tang Li, "Fuck your mother!"
"Your crime is compounded! Do you believe I'll eat you alive?!"
Tang Li's hair flew wildly from the sound waves, and her ears rang incessantly, causing her to temporarily lose her hearing!
"Ugh~"
Suddenly, Tang Li leaned against the tiger's head and began to dry heave repeatedly.
Wang Yuyu's tone was extremely aggressive.
Tang Li was closest to it and smelled everything, which made her stomach churn.
After vomiting a few mouthfuls of stomach acid, Tang Li felt a little better.
He straightened up, moved a little further away from Wang Yuyu with a look of disgust, and said with a furrowed brow, "You've got a secure job, you should brush your teeth, your breath stinks!"
Wang Yu looked away, not wanting to talk to Tang Li.
She didn't think of herself as a tiger!
This made Wang Yu both angry and happy!
"I'm talking to you, can't you hear me?"
Tang Li straightened the tiger's head, forehead to forehead, and looked directly into Wang Yuyu's eyes at close range.
"Remember to rinse your mouth after eating. Smell your breath, it stinks! It made me want to throw up!"
"You need to be a hygienic tiger, understand?"
"I was wrong just now. I treated you like a human and forgot you're a tiger who doesn't know how to brush your teeth!"
"But that's no excuse for being unhygienic!"
"Damn it, you can't bully a tiger like this!" Wang Yuyu was furious, but that was all. He glared fiercely at Tang Li, trying to scare her away with his eyes.
But who is Tang Li? She raises so many tigers, would she be afraid of this little one's eyes?
The man and the tiger clashed, glaring at each other, neither willing to admit defeat first!
In the end, Tang Li couldn't take it anymore, not mentally, but physically.
She was unwilling to admit defeat, but her body had reached its limit.
"Hmph, I haven't given up, it's just too cold here!"
Finding an excuse for herself, Tang Li quickly closed her eyes to relieve the fatigue in her eyeballs!
Wang Yuyu immediately grinned, a very happy smile.
"Hahaha... You think you can mess with me? Don't you even know your own limitations!"
"A defeated opponent!"
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