Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 513 Two Drama Queens' Urging for More Chapters
Wang Yu stopped what he was doing, glanced at Tang Li's terrified face, grinned, and slowly retreated.
"Phew~" Tang Li breathed a heavy sigh of relief, looking at Wang Yuyu's smiling face, and poked the "Wang" character on the tiger's head in annoyance, "You just know how to scare me!"
"What a stingy little tiger! You won't even listen to me laughing at you a few times!"
Tang Li laughed and vigorously rubbed Wang Yuyu's tiger-like face, shaping it into various forms. "You, so big, how come you have such a petty mind?"
"And he fucking does nothing right every day!"
"Didn't I tell you to stay away from crowds and hide your tracks? Why are you still out here robbing people?"
"So what if we robbed them?"
"It's between you two, one willing to hit and the other willing to be hit; it's none of our business!"
"But why did you vandalize their car?"
"Don't you know the government has to compensate for these broken-down cars?"
"Say something! Why aren't you saying anything...?"
Wang Yuyu looked at Tang Li, rolled her eyes, and stammered a low growl: "Aww... Aww..."
"Big sister, how am I supposed to talk to you when you're pulling and tugging at my face like that?!"
"If you're so tough, let go of me and see if I yell at you!"
"I'll admit defeat if I don't make you throw up a few times!"
"And what do those cars have to do with me?"
"Who told them to cut corners? A light touch and it's a dent!"
"How can you blame me for this?"
"If you want trouble, go find the car manufacturers. Don't try to pin it on me. I won't take the blame..."
When Tang Li saw Wang Yuyu's defiant look, she immediately laughed and tightened her grip even more. Anyway, Wang Yuyu's skin was thick and tough, and no matter how she pulled, she couldn't tear it.
"You're still not convinced? You're not convinced!"
"Look at all the mess you've made! What are you complaining about?!"
"Did you rob someone on the street? Did you damage those cars?!"
"Did I tell you that you're not allowed to do these things?"
"You just won't listen, you just won't listen!"
"I'll teach you a lesson for disobeying me!"
Wang Yuyu was utterly speechless. "Damn it, according to you, it's all my fault!"
"Forget it, forget it. I shouldn't have tried to reason with a woman. How could I possibly win an argument with you!"
"Destroy everything! Destroy all of it!"
Wang Yu took a step forward and bumped into Tang Li's arms, rubbing against her sadly and sobbing continuously.
Seeing Wang Yuyu's aggrieved look, Tang Li decided not to say anything more to him. She gently hugged Hu Tou and kept stroking and comforting him.
"Alright, alright, I won't say anything more. We're not wronged, we're not wronged!"
"We, the ones with secure jobs, are the most obedient. It's all those people's fault. If they hadn't tempted us with meat, we wouldn't have done this!"
"It's all their fault. We, the 'iron rice bowl' workers, have always been the good kids!"
"Waaah, don't be sad anymore, don't be sad anymore..."
Tang Li's attitude changed so quickly. She was just saying it was all Wang Yuyu's fault, but now she's shifting the blame onto someone else. She's so damn protective of her own!
Wang Yuyu, nestled in Tang Li's arms, heard Tang Li's words and the corners of her mouth turned up slightly, but it was gone in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, his aggrieved sobs subsided considerably, as if he had been healed by Tang Li's concern!
"Hmph, little Tang Li, you think you can mess with me!"
"If I'm forced to use my trump card, and my handsome face breaks into tears, can you handle it?"
"You dare to insult me?"
"You dare say I don't?"
"Say it, why won't you say it..."
Wang Yuyu was a petty person who had achieved his goal, but behind his back, Tang Li was also enjoying herself immensely, beaming with happiness!
Looking at the big tiger head in her arms, Tang Li's eyes crinkled with laughter, and her stroking movements became even more gentle.
"Mmm, that feels so good, it touches me so nicely!"
"Even a seemingly unfulfilling 'iron rice bowl' job is kind of cute; I wish it could stay that way forever!"
"It's all the principal's fault! If only he had agreed to take in those with stable jobs, I could have seen them every day!"
"Those with secure jobs are really cunning, aren't they? They're putting on an act with me. Do they really think I can't see through them?"
"Hmph, trying to play games with me? You're still too naive about a secure job!"
"If I didn't do this, would you willingly throw yourself into my arms?"
"Hahaha, no matter what, I'm the ultimate winner..."
It can only be said that birds of a feather flock together!
People who aren't family don't enter the same door!
It was destined that Wang Yuyu and Tang Li would hit it off and spend time together!
After a while of tender mother-son affection, Tang Li reluctantly picked up the tiger head, looked into Wang Yuyu's eyes, and said gently, "You're guaranteed a stable job, but you're not allowed to rob anyone anymore!"
"Everything I said before was true, and you don't want to get a shot, do you?"
"Awoo~ I know, I know, I won't do it again unless they come to me willingly!" Wang Yuyu nodded obediently.
Tang Li smiled slightly, then bent down and gave the character "王" (Wang) a big kiss. "So good, you're such a good tiger!"
"Be a good boy/girl. After you've eaten, hurry back to the inner area and don't wander around on the outskirts!"
"I'll be so sad if you get kidnapped by bad guys!"
"You don't want to be sold abroad and never see me again, do you?"
"Have a meal!?"
The two words flashed through Wang Yuyu's mind. She was first shocked, then excited, snuggling against Tang Li's chest impatiently.
"Then what are we waiting for? Let's hurry up and go! I'm starving. Those people only brought a little bit of meat; that's hardly enough for me!"
"Come on, let's go eat quickly, stop talking!"
Seeing Wang Yuyu's reaction, Tang Li thought that Wang Yuyu was really reluctant to part with her, and she was immediately moved to tears.
"Wow! A secure job! So you really don't want to part with me! You care about me that much!"
Tang Li's tears came so easily; she hugged the tiger head tightly and cried her heart out!
"I misunderstood you before; I thought you only liked the succulents in my hands!"
"I'm so damn stupid, I only realized it now!"
"Don't worry, as long as I'm here, I will never let any bad guys kidnap you!"
"If you want to hurt me, you'll have to step over my body first!"
"Next time you come, I'll give you milk, fruit, venison, beef—whatever you want to eat, I'll prepare it for you!"
"You'll always be my sweet baby..."
Tang Li's series of words caught Wang Yuyu off guard, leaving him stunned and in a daze, his mind a complete mess.
"No, what did I say?"
"I didn't say anything, did I?"
"What are you thinking?"
"I think I just nodded, and got a little excited!"
"I was just in a hurry to eat, what are you thinking?"
But upon hearing Tang Li's cries, Wang Yuyu immediately felt relieved.
"Forget it, let her be. It won't do me any harm anyway!"
"She seems to like me even more now!"
"At worst, I'll just listen to her more from now on and not go against her. If anyone dares to bully her, they'll have to ask me first!"
"She even said she'd prepare whatever I want to eat in the future!"
"Hehehe, milk, beef, venison, salmon, king crab, tuna... mine, all mine... hehehe..."
Imagining all sorts of delicious food, Wang Yuyu grinned foolishly, her mouth practically watering!
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