Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 521 The Little Wife's Hardcore Pouting
Wang Yu stood at the edge of the platform, gazing at the beautiful scenery in the distance, quietly appreciating it.
He wanted to express his praise and share his thoughts, but after searching his mind, he realized that he was ignorant and had forgotten everything he had learned from his teacher.
Finally, all he could blurt out was, "It's fucking beautiful!"
Behind Wang Yuyu, his concubine, who was rolling around in the snow, felt neglected as she looked at his back. She quickly got up, walked to Wang Yuyu's side, and gently rubbed her face and chin against his.
Wang Yu felt his concubine's affection and lowered his head to rub against her in response.
The concubine seemed to think that wasn't enough, so she flicked her long tail and hooked it around Wang Yuyu's tail.
The two tails were intertwined, and the little wife was particularly proactive, gently rubbing against Wang Yuyu's tail.
Wang Yuyu, on the other hand, seemed a little shy, her tail constantly darting around.
You jump, I chase, you can't escape even with wings.
The more Wang Yuyu acted this way, the more excited his concubine became, constantly teasing her husband.
She even let out a low growl and acted coquettishly towards Wang Yuyu.
This series of actions almost burned through Wang Yuyu's CPU.
He looked at his mistress with suspicion in his eyes, "Did some whiny monster possess his wife's body???"
"He's mastered this so well, his skill level is way too high!"
Unable to resist the affections of his concubine, Wang Yuyu wisely chose to run away.
Wang Yuyu hid to the side, lay down on the ground, pressed the snow into a comfortable shape, and happily prepared to enjoy a sunbath.
He squinted at his mistress, secretly pleased with himself: "Hehehe, you can't exactly whine and act all cute while I'm lying down, can you?"
Unfortunately, Wang Yuyu underestimated his concubine's level of skill.
The concubine liked Wang Yuyu even more after seeing his appearance.
She walked into Wang Yuyu's arms from beside his buttocks, lowered her head, and rubbed against Wang Yuyu's face.
Wang Yuyu, who had been holding his head up, was knocked to the ground by his concubine's touch, intending to use this as a pretext to interrupt her spellcasting.
But the concubine wasn't so easily dismissed. Seeing that Wang Yuyu had lay down, she took a small step forward, lowered her body, and rubbed her chin against Wang Yuyu's.
Wang Yuyu, utterly dejected from being rubbed so much, stared blankly into the distance. "Go ahead and rub, who can rub more than you, you tiger-woman!"
Wang Yuyu gave up resisting altogether, not even bothering to yell anymore.
Seeing this, the concubine took advantage of the situation, bending lower and lower, and not content with just rubbing heads together, she started rubbing with the back of her neck.
The tiger's body was bent into the shape of a bow.
However, this kind of rubbing against each other will inevitably lead to trouble sooner or later.
Before the concubine could even get close enough, she lost her balance and collapsed onto Wang Yuyu, pinning his enormous tiger head beneath her.
The concubine said, "Feed him candy first, then I'll sit on his forehead and flatten it in a bit."
Wang Yuyu, who was trapped underneath, struggled desperately, kicking deep furrows in the snow with his hind legs, trying to pull his tiger head out.
Wang Yuyu was inwardly miserable. "Wife, you're being so coquettish. Who sits on their husband's head like that? Are you trying to send me away?"
"Several hundred pounds of weight are pressing down on my head, your love is too suffocating, I can't bear it..."
The concubine seemed to realize that her good intentions had backfired, so she quickly got up and looked at Wang Yuyu apologetically.
Wang Yu pulled his head out, stood up, shook his head which was still a little dizzy from being pressed down, and was about to angrily yell at his concubine.
But seeing his concubine's cautious demeanor, half of his anger instantly dissipated.
"Roar~" Wang Yu let out a soft roar and turned to leave.
In reality, he had already been cursing in his heart.
"Damn it, I'm so unlucky to have married someone like you."
"Damn it, even if you're being cute, at least give me some space!"
"With your hardcore whining, only someone with my strong will to survive could handle it. Any other tiger would have been crushed by you long ago!"
"That suffocatingly cutesy way of acting cute!"
"Why doesn't the first wife do this?"
"Could this be what passionate love looks like for young people?"
"A concubine is essentially a sub-adult, not yet fully grown, so she can definitely be considered one!"
"Damn it, I'm just unlucky..."
Wang Yu walked to the side, lay down on the ground, turned his back to his concubine, and ignored her.
The concubine seemed too embarrassed to approach, so she lay down where Wang Yu had just been lying, gazing intently at him while basking in the sun.
The more she looked at Wang Yuyu, the more satisfied she became, and in the end she couldn't help but smile.
"I'm so lucky, I ran into my husband as soon as I came out, hehehe..."
"My husband is so tall and handsome, I like him more and more the more I look at him, hehehe..."
After a while, the concubine felt that Wang Yuyu should have calmed down, so she quietly stood up and walked towards Wang Yuyu.
Wang Yuyu's ears twitched as he heard his concubine's noise, but he ignored it. He couldn't stay angry with his concubine forever, could he?
Seeing that Wang Yuyu made no move, the concubine understood Wang Yuyu's intentions.
She walked briskly to Wang Yuyu's stomach, lowered her head, and began to rub her face against Wang Yuyu's.
This time, the concubine timed it perfectly, rubbing against him while slowly lowering her body.
Finally, the concubine lay down next to Wang Yuyu, pressing down on his four legs.
His foot was pinned down, and Wang Yuyu opened his mouth and gently bit his concubine's nape.
The concubine immediately stood up slightly, allowing Wang Yuyu to pull his leg out.
Then, the concubine lay down next to Wang Yuyu, twisting her body to squeeze back and forcefully into Wang Yuyu's arms.
Seeing his wife being so proactive, Wang Yuyu had no choice but to lift one of his front legs, put it on his wife, and hold her in his arms.
Seeing this, the concubine turned her head and rested her head on Wang Yuyu's other front leg, basking in the sun peacefully.
Seeing that his concubine had stopped moving, Wang Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief, closed his eyes, and enjoyed the warm sunshine.
Two tigers lay there sunbathing, their aura keeping the surrounding animals away.
Even the birds in the trees silently shut their beaks.
The surrounding woods suddenly fell silent.
This made Wang Yuyu and his concubine sleep even more soundly.
After an unknown amount of time, a drone flew over from a distance.
Based on the drone's flight path, it will pass right by Wang Yuyu.
However, the drone flies very high and very fast, so it may not be able to spot Wang Yuyu.
Sure enough, the drone flew over Wang Yuyu's head in the blink of an eye without stopping for a moment.
However, Wang Yuyu still heard the sound from the drone.
The four tiger ears twitched a few times, and Wang Yuyu and his concubine instantly opened their eyes and looked up at the sky at the same time.
However, the drone was flying too fast, and tall trees around them blocked their view, so Wang Yuyu and his concubine couldn't see anything.
Finding no danger, Wang Yuyu and his concubine paid no attention, lay down on the ground, and continued to sleep.
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