Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 543 Excited People
On the other side, Wang Yuyu, having committed his evil deeds, is on the run.
He knew that once the man realized what was happening, he would definitely call the police.
He didn't want to run into the police, so he had no choice but to run away as fast as he could and slip back into the deep mountains!
With food in his stomach, Wang Yuyu wasn't worried at all.
During the escape, I encountered a few chickens, but I don't know whose house they came from.
Wang Yuyu, of course, accepted both without hesitation.
One was eaten on the spot.
Take the other one with you, and eat it whenever you're hungry.
Unexpectedly, there was another pleasant surprise, and Wang Yuyu was in an extremely good mood.
"Hehehe, the city is definitely better! The countryside just can't compare!"
"You can find food just by wandering around; no wonder so many people are desperate to get into the city..."
"The king summoned me to patrol the mountains; I'll take a stroll through the human world..."
Humming a little tune, Wang Yuyu quickened her pace unconsciously.
That's the power of music!
After walking for a short while, Wang Yu ran onto the highway, wanting to take a shortcut.
It was already dark, and there were practically no cars on the country roads.
As Wang Yuyu was walking, she suddenly saw a car parked on the side of the road.
The headlights were off, but there were faint sounds coming from inside the car.
Wang Yu stopped, squinted, and peered into the car through the windshield.
The driver's seat inside the car was reclined, and a young man was lying on it scrolling through his phone.
Suddenly, the hairs on his body stood on end, and he involuntarily shivered, as if he sensed some kind of danger.
The uneasy young man slowly sat up, turned on the car lights, and wanted to see what was going on outside.
Is there any danger?
The lights suddenly appeared, illuminating Wang Yuyu who was standing by the roadside.
Fortunately, Wang Yu had already seen the person and knew that the other party was going to turn on the light, so he closed his eyes in advance and nothing happened.
Otherwise, such a sudden light would surely frighten any animal and cause a stress response.
Holy crap!
Upon seeing Wang Yuyu, the young man immediately swore, widened his eyes, leaned forward, and wished he could press himself against Wang Yuyu to observe him closely.
"tiger!"
After looking at it for a few seconds, the young man seemed to remember something and quickly took out his phone to take a picture.
Wang Yuyu, having adjusted to the lights, looked at the people in the car and, in a good mood, raised a paw and waved gently, "Hello!"
After saying hello, Wang Yuyu continued walking forward with the chicken in her mouth.
The young man was so excited that he was incoherent.
"Ah~"
"See? The tiger waved to me! He's saying hello!"
"Ah~"
"I'm so excited!"
"Look, that big tiger is even carrying a chicken in its mouth!"
"I saw a tiger today!"
"look!"
"The tiger is coming!"
"Look, a tiger just walked right past me!"
"See that!"
"I saw a tiger!"
"See that!"
"Oh, that big tiger!"
"I'm so excited!"
"I finally saw the tiger!"
"Don't surprise him!"
"I'm so excited!"
"It all depends on the person!"
"Look, he's not afraid of people at all; he just walked right past me!"
"My friend!"
"I'd like to go down and hug him, and take a picture with him, is that okay?"
"Ah~"
"He's gone, the tiger's gone!"
"Look how dashing he is! He must be inspecting his territory!"
"How impressive!"
"What a rare find!"
"it's beautiful……"
Even after Wang Yuyu disappeared from sight and could no longer be seen, the young man was still muttering to himself!
Wang Yuyu was also having some doubts.
Although the man's voice wasn't loud and he was hiding inside the car, Wang Yuyu's exceptional hearing allowed her to hear everything he said clearly.
"Is this guy crazy?"
"Who says tigers have to be afraid of people?"
"Shouldn't you be the ones afraid of us?"
"Don't think you're safe just because you're hiding in your car. Do you really think I can't open your tin can?"
"If you're so capable, turn on your microphone and communicate. What are you babbling about in there?"
Are all Northeasterners this talkative?
"Why are you getting so worked up!"
"Shouldn't I be the one getting excited?"
"Ah, I'm so excited! I see food! I'm so thrilled!"
"Thank you for nature's bounty!"
"Is this the kind of script we should have?"
"You shouldn't mess with this kind of person; it'll pollute your intelligence..."
Wang Yu glanced back at the direction the car was heading, then quickly hurried away to avoid getting infected.
Inside the car, the young man lay on his seat, watching the video over and over, laughing excitedly as if he were looking at a goddess, all that was missing was a tissue.
After watching for a long time, the young man finally shared the video and showed it off to his friends.
As soon as the video was sent, the previously deathly silent group chat suddenly became lively.
…………
At the zoo, Tang Li and Zhang Qian lay side by side on the bed, resting.
Suddenly, Zhang Qian screamed, "Ah~ Lili, look! Isn't this a secure job?"
"Lili, look!"
Zhang Qian rolled over and landed on top of Tang Li, grabbing Tang Li's shoulders and shaking her violently, creating a scene reminiscent of a collision between Mars and Earth.
Tang Li, swaying slightly, looked at the screen and immediately recognized Wang Yuyu. She quickly exclaimed, "Yes, yes, Qianqian, stop swaying! This is a secure job, a secure job!"
"Haha, it really is a secure job! I knew I wasn't mistaken!"
Zhang Qian immediately stopped, rolled over and lay down, looking at Wang Yuyu on the screen. Her gaze fell on the chicken in Wang Yuyu's mouth, and a series of question marks immediately appeared in her eyes.
"Wait, why is someone with a secure job carrying a chicken in their mouth?"
"This doesn't look like a pheasant, does it?"
"Could he have stolen it from somewhere?"
Tang Li, leaning against Zhang Qian, glanced at the screen with her head tilted and said casually, "No need to look, the 'iron rice bowl' has probably sneaked into the village again!"
"Pheasants aren't so easy to catch; someone with a secure job wouldn't do something like that!"
"If you want to eat chicken, you have to fight for a stable job in the village!"
"Hahaha..." Zhang Qian immediately burst into laughter, "Isn't a secure job just bandit behavior?"
"Aren't you going to do anything about it?"
"The government and the police haven't done anything?"
Tang Li shrugged, a helpless expression on her face. "What can I do?"
"The emperor is far away, I can't control him!"
"How clever are those with secure jobs? Who can catch them?"
"If he wants to sneak into the village, he has plenty of ways!"
"There are so many cameras in the forest, yet they can't catch him. What can the police do?"
"Let him be. He knows his limits anyway; he won't hurt anyone. At most, he'll just catch some livestock!"
"The government will compensate for these losses, so the villagers won't suffer any losses!"
"Oh!" Zhang Qian nodded, seemingly understanding, "So, having a secure job means you're like a kingpin, under his protection, and you all have to pay him tribute at any time?"
Tang Li paused for a moment, thought about Zhang Qian's words, then suddenly smiled and nodded: "That's not wrong, a secure job is like being a king of the mountain!"
"He's the mountain king, how could he not be?"
"Hahaha..." Zhang Qian laughed along with her.
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