Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 549 Even Dry Rice Can't Stay Still
Tang Li, who was familiar with Wang Yuyu, was focused on Zhang Qian at the moment and did not notice Wang Yuyu's little scheme at all.
Even if she discovered it, she couldn't stop it.
At most, she would stay far away when something happened, and she believed that Wang Yuyu would know what she was doing and wouldn't hurt Zhang Qian.
Tang Li squatted down, gently patted Tiger's head, and scolded with a smile, "You little rascal, I've spoiled you for nothing, you even bumped into me!"
"Hmph~" Wang Yuyu snorted coldly, glanced at Tang Li with disdain, then turned her head away and focused on eating.
Seeing this, Zhang Qian stared blankly at Wang Yuyu and whispered, "Lili, having a secure job is really smart!"
Tang Li nodded confidently and said proudly, "That's right, he has a secure job, the smartest tiger in the world!"
"I'm not exaggerating, most kids aren't necessarily smarter than those with guaranteed job security!"
"He also watches videos, TV, and movies..."
Tang Li has endless things to say about Wang Yuyu.
However, Wang Yuyu was somewhat displeased. She turned around, nudged Tang Li lightly, and glared at her menacingly.
"No, ma'am, you're just going to expose all my secrets like this?"
"Are you trying to make me die even faster?"
"What if it gets out?"
"You'll take care of me..."
"What?" Tang Li was talking enthusiastically when Wang Yuyu's bump interrupted her thoughts, and she looked at Wang Yuyu with some displeasure.
"Go eat your meat and don't bother me. Didn't you see I was praising you? You have no sense at all!"
"Keep talking, keep talking! If you keep going, I'll have nothing left to say..." Wang Yuyu was furious. She shoved Tang Li hard, letting out a threatening growl: "Ouch~"
"What's wrong with you? Is venison not tasty?"
"If you don't like it, don't eat it. I'll give it to the other tigers, and you'll be left to starve!"
Tang Li rubbed her knee, which had been hurt by Wang Yuyu's bump, and glared at Wang Yuyu defiantly.
Zhang Qian covered her mouth and watched silently, but her curved eyebrows and eyes showed that she was smiling and in a very good mood!
Wang Yu rolled her eyes, utterly speechless at Tang Li. "No, sister, in my eyes, am I just a tiger that only knows how to eat meat?"
Am I really that bad?
He tilted his head towards Zhang Qian, repeatedly reminding Tang Li with his eyes that there were outsiders present, and she should be careful with her words and not blurt out everything.
Tang Li watched Wang Yuyu's series of actions, then looked at the quiet Zhang Qian opposite her, and recalled what she had just said. She instantly understood what Wang Yuyu meant.
She rolled her eyes, pointed her finger repeatedly at the character "Wang" in Wang Yuyu's name, and muttered, "You rascal, Qianqian is my good friend. She's very tight-lipped and won't tell anyone!"
"Do you think I haven't considered the issues you're worried about?"
"What do you take me for? An idiot?"
"Don't think you're the only clever one. I'm just as good, okay?"
"Otherwise, your affair would have spread long ago!"
Don't judge others by your own petty standards!
"Qianqian isn't that kind of person!"
Wang Yuyu was stunned by what she said, and looking at Tang Li's finger that was pointing at his forehead, he was so angry that his teeth itched.
Suddenly, he opened his mouth wide and bit Tang Li's finger.
Tang Li reacted even faster than him, instantly shrinking back.
She strutted around in front of him, all smug and laughing happily.
"Hahaha, you still want to bite me? You can't, you can't!"
"The moment you lift your butt, I know what kind of shit you're going to take!"
"You think you can bite me? Maybe in your next life..."
Looking at Tang Li's smug face, Wang Yu was so angry he felt like his lungs were about to explode. Without thinking, he headbutted her.
Tang Li had anticipated Wang Yuyu's move. She placed her hands on the tiger's head and, instead of moving backward, jumped forward.
Not only did it press down Wang Yuyu's tiger head by a few centimeters, but it also successfully dodged Wang Yuyu's move and jumped to Wang Yuyu's stomach.
"Hahaha, a secure job, you think I wasn't prepared for this?"
"Trying to hit me? Maybe next time!"
Tang Li stood with her hands on her hips, looking at Wang Yuyu who was standing still. She thought Wang Yuyu was stunned by her actions, and she was immediately very proud of herself.
From Zhang Qian's perspective, Wang Yuyu, who was standing there motionless, suddenly smiled.
Zhang Qianxin panicked instantly, quickly looked at the smug Tang Li, and shouted, "Be careful..."
At the same time, Wang Yuyu was inwardly shouting with glee, "Laugh all you want, you'll be crying later!"
Wang Yuyu's long tail instantly transformed into a steel whip, gently lashing at Tang Li's buttocks.
There's no way he'll hurt her, and Wang Yuyu is holding back; she definitely won't break her.
Before Zhang Qian could finish speaking, Wang Yuyu's tail lashed out at Tang Li's bottom.
Tang Li's smiling face instantly froze, then she covered her buttocks in pain and jumped three feet high.
"Ah~"
Tang Li screamed and jumped around on the snow, rubbing her bottom repeatedly to relieve the pain.
Seeing Tang Li's expression, Wang Yu smiled with satisfaction, "Hahaha, serves you right for provoking me, now you know the pain, don't you?"
After glancing at it, Wang Yuyu looked away and quickly lowered her head to eat the meat in big bites.
If he doesn't eat now, he won't have time to eat once Tang Li recovers.
Zhang Qian, who had been staring blankly at Tang Li dancing on the spot, burst out laughing, "Hahaha..."
Hearing the laughter, Wang Yu glanced over in surprise, then immediately chuckled, "No wonder you're such a good sister! You're laughing so happily!"
Although Wang Yuyu had reduced his strength, and there were thick pants between them, Tang Li still felt excruciating pain.
Tang Li jumped up and down while rubbing her hands, not forgetting to glare fiercely at the culprit, Wang Yuyu.
Watching Wang Yuyu eat heartily without a trace of remorse or concern for her, Tang Li felt utterly disheartened.
"Damn it, you heartless bastard, am I not even worth a few pieces of meat in your eyes?"
"Go after those pieces of meat, and don't come looking for me again if you dare!"
"If I pay you any attention, I'm a dog!"
"You bastard, you dare spank me? Wait till I'm better, I'll show you what I'm made of!"
"You have absolutely no sense of chivalry. How could you lay a hand on such a beautiful woman like me..."
In her anger, Tang Li completely forgot that Wang Yuyu was a tiger, and their aesthetic sense was on completely different wavelengths.
However, even if she remembered, Tang Li wouldn't care about these things.
Women who argue and try to reason are not women!
Tang Li's face flushed instantly when she saw Zhang Qian, whose eyes were practically closed from laughing. She quickly turned away, not daring to meet Zhang Qian's gaze.
"Aaaaaah~ This is terrible! Qianqian saw everything..."
"She's still smiling so happily... what should I do? Ahhh..."
"It's all the fault of the 'iron rice bowl,' it's all the 'iron rice bowl's' fault..."
Tang Li wished she could disappear into a hole; she had never been here before.
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