Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 582 Eating Feet
Chai Wanqing patted Chen Dan on the shoulder: "Alright, since the secure job isn't appreciative, let's see what happens!"
"I'd like to see if he can handle it."
"Hahaha……"
Chen Dan nodded with a smile: "Okay, I'll wait for him to come begging us. This time, we'll definitely give him a good pat!"
Hearing their words, Wang Yuyu's anger flared even more. "Damn it, even if I'm dying of itching, I won't beg you..."
Wang Yu lay on his side on the ground, his left front paw and left hind leg pressed tightly against the ground, secretly exerting force to hold him in place, so that he wouldn't have trouble exerting force later.
Then, Wang Yu raised its right front paw and placed it on its head, clearing away any obstacles in its path.
Once ready, Wang Yuyu mustered all her strength and stretched her head back while simultaneously extending her right hind leg forward.
I tried several times, and each time I was just short.
Chen Dan and Chai Wanqing were laughing so hard they were practically leaning against the wall, watching Wang Yuyu's yoga poses, and kept telling her to give up.
But Wang Yuyu didn't care at all; she was single-mindedly focused on succeeding.
Finally, through his relentless efforts, he managed to bite his own claw.
This left Chen Dan and Chai Wanqing stunned.
Chen Dan stared at Weiwei, mouth agape, and exclaimed incredulously, "Holy crap, she actually got a secure job?"
After a few seconds of stunned silence, Chai Wanqing suddenly burst out laughing, "Hahaha...how can you be so cute!"
After gently nibbling at the itchy spot a few times, Wang Yu felt incredibly comfortable. "Ah, that feels so good!"
After the itching subsided, Wang Yuyu placed her right front paw, which had been resting on her head, on her right hind leg, gently hooked it, and then focused intently on licking her fur.
After watching for a while, Chen Dan suddenly asked, "Do you think that a secure job might become more and more desirable, and you might even want to take a bite?"
Chai Wanqing tilted her head slightly, thought for a moment, and nodded. "Probably. I've seen other tigers licking their paws, and then suddenly they start gnawing on them. Iron Rice Bowl (a nickname for a tiger) shouldn't be an exception!"
"Tigers seem to really like eating feet..."
Chen Dan was slightly taken aback, then laughed and said, "Hahaha...aren't they afraid of athlete's foot?"
Upon hearing this, Chai Wanqing stared blankly at Chen Dan, then gave her a thumbs up, "This is the first time I've ever heard something like this!"
"Tigers don't have athlete's foot on their paws; perhaps to them, smelly feet are really delicious, and the more they gnaw on them, the more addictive they become!"
"Just like those perverted men, so despicable, they like beautiful feet!"
"The more you stomp on them, the more excited they get..."
Tiger: Smell your toes... This smell is intoxicating!
Chen Dan nodded thoughtfully, then asked, "When will Dazhuang be able to do this move? I really want to see it, hahaha..."
Thinking of Dazhuang's chubby body, Chai Wanqing laughed, "Dazhuang is too fat, and he doesn't exercise often. He's just a bunch of fat; his body won't allow him to do that!"
"Look at those people with secure jobs; they look chubby, but they're all muscle!"
Chen Dan looked at Wang Yuyu's bulging muscles and nodded slightly, "Yes, Dazhuang is too fat, he can't compare to someone with a stable job!"
"Those people with stable jobs spend all their time running in the mountains and have built up a muscular physique!"
"Our Dazhuang is probably having a hard time even with his front legs, let alone his back. To achieve that, he'd have to wait until his next life..."
"Hahaha..." Chai Wanqing immediately laughed.
Wang Yuyu, who was focused on licking his fur, triggered the underlying code and suddenly bit down on one of the paws, gently nibbling at it.
Upon seeing this, Chen Dan exclaimed, "Haha, look, look! He's really taken the job! He actually did it!"
Chai Wanqing laughed, "You're really gnawing on feet!"
"It seems even tigers have this underlying code!"
"No one can escape!"
Wang Yuyu, who was focused on her work, was already annoyed by the two people next to her chattering incessantly!
If it weren't for the fact that the two of them brought him meat, he would have rushed up and yelled immediately!
But now, Wang Yuyu decided she couldn't take it anymore. "Damn it, are you going to keep talking forever?"
"Do you think I can't understand what you're saying?"
"Just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover!"
Wang Yu loosened her grip, turned around, and bared her teeth slightly, glaring fiercely at the two of them.
The two who were laughing suddenly shut up and looked at Wang Yuyu nervously.
Chen Dan asked in a low voice, "Is the 'iron rice bowl' (guaranteed job) angry? It's not going to come and bite us, is it?"
Chai Wanqing said nervously, "Probably not. Iron Rice Bowl has a very good personality. If they wanted to attack us, they would have done so already!"
"Let's stop talking and not provoke him any further!"
Chen Dan was on the verge of tears, "Waaah... If I had known it would turn out like this, I wouldn't have said anything. I thought the job security wouldn't hold it against us!"
"I don't want to become the kindergarten principal, like that guy who got terrified by the big tiger at the gate that night!"
"Relax, relax, he wouldn't do that. We haven't done anything to him!" Chai Wanqing hugged Chen Dan tightly, reassuring her, "Look, even the Iron Rice Bowl isn't looking at us!"
Seeing Wang Yuyu run off to nibble on her toes again, Chen Dan finally smiled, patting her chest in lingering fear, "Phew~ that scared me to death!"
"That guy with the iron rice bowl has a really scary look in his eyes, scarier than all the tigers in the park!"
Chai Wanqing nodded slightly, agreeing wholeheartedly, "Yes, those tigers with iron rice bowls have such murderous intent in their eyes, how could our tigers in the park compare!"
"They've all been spoiled rotten; if released back into the wild, they probably wouldn't even survive one winter!"
"This doesn't look like a tiger, it's practically grown into a big cat..."
Chen Dan thought for a moment, then sighed softly, "Well, there's nothing we can do about it; that's how it is with artificially raised animals!"
"Don't even mention tigers, bears, wolves, leopards, aren't they all the same!"
Looking at Wang Yuyu's long, pink tongue sticking out as he licked his fur, Chai Wanqing suddenly said, "I really want to tug on his tongue!"
Upon hearing this, Chen Dan was stunned and looked at Chai Wanqing with a look of horror.
Wang Yuyu was also stunned. She turned to look at Chai Wanqing and stuck out her tongue, as if to say, "Come on, pull it! Your tongue is right here, come and pull it..."
Chai Wanqing and Wang Yuyu's eyes met, and she laughed awkwardly, waving her hands repeatedly: "Hahaha, a secure job, I was just joking, just joking, I didn't really mean to pull your tongue out!"
"Just pretend I farted, it was just a fart, don't take it to heart!"
"Hahaha..." Chen Dan couldn't help but laugh at Chai Wanqing's timid appearance. "Sister Wanqing, hurry up! You've got a secure job, don't miss this opportunity..."
"You brat, what nonsense are you spouting!" Chai Wanqing angrily covered Chen Dan's mouth, saying furiously, "Do you want me to die already?!"
"Not only do you not say anything nice to me, but you're also adding fuel to the fire. Wait until we leave here, and see how I deal with you..."
Wang Yuyu laughed as she watched the two bickering.
Seeing Wang Yuyu smile, the two secretly breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that the matter was over.
After Wang Yuyu started licking his fur, the two of them dared not say anything more and just watched quietly.
Wang Yuyu was incredibly handsome, and the two of them became completely captivated by his appearance.
If it weren't for the iron fence, Wang Yuyu estimated that the two of them would have started fighting!
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