Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 594 If only you could become human!
Wang Yuyu wasn't angry at all. Instead, she smiled and leaned closer to Tang Li, gently rubbing her hand against Tang Li's.
"Hehehe, isn't that perfect!"
"My eyesight is ruined, so I came here!"
"You'd better take good care of me..."
Tang Li gently pushed Wang Yuyu's face away with a look of disdain, laughing and scolding, "You're so shameless! I've never seen such a shameless tiger..."
"Hehehe..." Wang Yuyu didn't say anything, just smiled at Tang Li.
Tang Li was completely speechless this time. She hugged Hu Tou tightly into her arms and, as if punishing him, used a little force.
Wang Yu felt nothing, only a soft sensation. She thought that such soft meat must be very delicious to eat, and that she wouldn't even need to spit out the bones after taking a bite.
If Tang Li knew that Wang Yuyu was eyeing her flesh, she might jump three feet high.
Hugging the tiger's head and rubbing the character "王" (Wang) vigorously, Tang Li reluctantly took out her phone to show Wang Yuyu.
After reading the message from Tang Li's mother, Wang Yuyu burst into laughter. He looked up at Tang Li with a teasing glint in his eyes, "Hahaha, Tang Li, you single dog, hurry up and get married..."
"Your mom's been pressuring you to get married. If you don't, you'll really become a saint..."
"Look how angry you've made your mother; she's saying all sorts of things to outsiders..."
"Tsk tsk tsk..." Wang Yu shook his head, "No wonder it's called the Sichuan-Chongqing Tyrannosaurus Rex..."
Faced with Wang Yuyu's malicious gaze, Tang Li's anger surged. Without thinking, she raised her hand and slapped Hu Tou.
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Haven't you ever been pressured to get married before?"
"If you're going to watch, then watch obediently. If you dare to laugh again, I'll slap you..."
Wang Yu lowered her head, feeling wronged, and dared not openly mock Tang Li anymore.
If things continued to escalate, he was genuinely afraid that Tang Li would roll up her sleeves and start a fight with him.
Whether he wins or loses, it's not a good thing for him.
"Hmph, fine, I won't laugh. I'll just laugh secretly, is that okay...?"
Wang Yuyu's lips had just begun to curve upwards when they were immediately suppressed.
At this moment, Tang Li's attention was completely focused on replying to her mother, and she didn't notice Wang Yuyu's little actions at all.
She leaned down slightly and pressed down on Wang Yuyu's tiger head. Sometimes, when she got angry at her mother's words, she would squeeze the tiger head in her arms hard, and even lower her head to gently bite Wang Yuyu's ear.
Wang Yuyu didn't dare to resist at all and tried her best to minimize her presence.
He was now filled with regret. If he had known Tang Li was so resentful, he wouldn't have come up to her.
"Auntie, take it easy. This is your daughter. It's not worth getting angry..."
"You've had your fun, but I'm going to suffer! Tang Li is taking all her anger out on me..."
Every second felt like an eternity. Seeing her phone screen turn off, Wang Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, "Phew~ it's finally over..."
Suddenly, Tang Li hugged the tiger's head tightly, buried her face in its fur, and said in a pitiful voice, "A secure job? What's so good about marriage? You have nothing, and you just get married without any sense of purpose. Isn't that just asking for trouble?"
"I'm perfectly fine on my own, why would I want to find someone and lower my standard of living?"
"Isn't that stupid?"
"My mom is always pressuring me to get married, as if I've committed a grave offense if I don't."
"Waaaaah..."
Wang Yuyu remained silent, quietly serving as his sculpture.
He never understood this kind of thing in his past life.
But there is some truth to the wisdom of our ancestors.
A good match!
Of course, from Wang Yuyu's perspective, he did not want Tang Li to get married.
Even if you're going to get married, you have to marry a local.
Otherwise, what if Tang Li gets married and goes back to her hometown to develop her career?
He can't exactly go back into the pot and stay there too, can he?
He might be met with bullets the moment he shows his face.
The police in Sichuan really do use guns!
If something happens, they really can call the police and have them shoot; one shot isn't enough, they'll fire another...
In Wang Yuyu's mind, the best outcome would be for Tang Li to marry into the head of the kindergarten.
In this way, Tang Li can take over the zoo smoothly, and his retirement will be more secure.
Of course, all of this depends on Tang Li's own choice; he will not interfere.
Wang Yuyu believes that even if Tang Li leaves Northeast China, given the deep affection between them, Tang Li will still come to visit him every year.
If he doesn't come, he'll become a ghost after he dies and haunt Tang Li every day.
Anyway, he'll only live for another twenty years or so, while Tang Li will live much longer than him.
With the rapid advancements in technology, it's not impossible for Tang Li to live to be over a hundred years old.
Thinking of her short life, Wang Yuyu felt extremely depressed. "Sigh~ Why couldn't I have a spiritual revival?"
"I transmigrated, but ended up in an ordinary world. What's the point of transmigrating if I did?"
"I want to cultivate immortality, I want eternal life..."
Tang Li glanced at Wang Yuyu's unhappy face and assumed that Wang Yuyu was sad for her, so she immediately burst into laughter through her tears, "Hahaha, a secure job, you really have a conscience, I really didn't feed you for nothing..."
"You're so kind. If only you could turn into a human, I'd marry you right away..."
"Look at your back, tsk tsk tsk..."
Wang Yuyu was initially confused. "No, how am I alright? I was just lamenting my short lifespan, what did you see?"
"Oh well, if I misunderstood, I misunderstood. Anyway, I'm not at a disadvantage..."
So Wang Yuyu accepted Tang Li's caresses with a clear conscience.
But upon hearing Tang Li's next words, Wang Yuyu's face immediately fell. "Damn it, I knew you were a female hooligan, you actually lust after my body..."
However, Tang Li's next words immediately changed Wang Yuyu's attitude.
"Okay, I'm in a bad mood today, let's have a big meal to vent..."
Tang Li patted the tiger's head with a smile, "Get up quickly, I'll go get you some venison and pork for the New Year. You can eat as much as you want today, it's all you can eat..."
Upon hearing this, Wang Yu immediately stood up, looking at Tang Li with a fawning expression, "Tang Li, you're such a wonderful person, I absolutely adore you..."
Tang Li smiled and patted the tiger's head, then slowly walked towards the iron gate, accompanied by Wang Yuyu.
Seeing the iron gate closed, Wang Yuyu was extremely anxious. She paced back and forth at the door, glancing every now and then to see if the gate was open and if Tang Li had returned.
Not long after, Tang Li returned with the meat.
As soon as the iron gate was opened, Wang Yuyu's tiger head stretched out and opened its mouth to bite the bag of meat.
Tang Li quickly lifted the bag higher, while simultaneously stepping to block Wang Yuyu, laughing and scolding, "What's the rush? It's not like I'm not letting you eat. Move aside and let me out..."
After being kicked, Wang Yu glanced at the meat bag with resentment, but still slowly took a few steps back to make way.
Tang Li came out, closed the door, and then carried the meat back to the cabin.
Wang Yuyu stayed close to Tang Li, staring intently at the meat bag, as if afraid the meat would grow wings and fly away.
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