Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 606 Watering Trees Without a Pipe, All Thanks to a Secure Job
Upon hearing that there would be a next time, Wang Yuyu could no longer hold back and leaned in to bite Tang Li's calf. "Ouch~ You actually want a next time? I think you're doing this on purpose..."
Tang Li quickly reached out and pressed down on the tiger's head, but her strength was no match for the angry Wang Yuyu. "Don't bite my leg! It hurts! Let go! Let go of me! It hurts!"
Hearing Tang Li's cry of pain, Wang Yuyu, fearing she had really hurt her, quickly released her bite, glaring angrily at her, "Ouch~ if you step on me again, I'll bite you again..."
Tang Li looked down to check if her leg had been bitten and found no broken skin, only two neat rows of red marks. She immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
Looking up and seeing Wang Yuyu's face, she angrily pointed to the marks on her leg and yelled, "You've gone too far! Look at the red marks you've left on my leg!"
"Hmph~" Wang Yuyu snorted coldly, glaring at Tang Li with her neck stiff, as if to say, "I went too far, so what can you do about it? Who told you to step on me..."
Tang Li was so angry that her temples felt like they were about to explode, and her fists were clenched.
"You..." Tang Li pointed at Wang Yuyu with a trembling index finger, but couldn't utter a complete sentence after stammering "you" for a long time.
Finally, she sighed, lowered her hand, and said, "Fine, fine, I guess I'm just unlucky. How did I end up with someone like you..."
Tang Li walked ashore, plopped down in a chair, stared blankly into space, and pondered life.
"How could this happen? When did it start? Why isn't my authority working anymore...?"
Wang Yu looked back at the messy tiger fur on his buttocks and immediately became unhappy.
"Hey Tang Li, what are you doing? I haven't finished combing yet, why are you running around? Come back and get back to work..."
Walking to the edge of the pool, Wang Yuyu stretched out her paw and gently tugged at Tang Li's calf.
Tang Li lowered her head, staring blankly at Wang Yuyu, as if to say, "What? If you have something to say, speak now; otherwise, leave the court. Can't you see I'm contemplating life...?"
Wang Yuyu gestured towards her own backside, the meaning clear: "I haven't finished combing yet, don't slack off, keep working..."
Tang Li turned her head to look at Wang Yuyu's buttocks, and her lifeless eyes finally changed.
Wang Yuyu was startled. She turned her ear and looked at the furious Tang Li, not understanding why she had gone crazy.
"Why are you shouting so loudly? I'm right here. This is ridiculous..."
Realizing she had lost her composure, Tang Li gave a heavy snort, quickly composed herself, and then smiled as she walked into the pool.
"A secure job? What are you standing there for? Come over here now..."
For some reason, looking at Tang Li's smile, Wang Yu felt it was somewhat fake and dangerous, as if something bad was about to happen.
"Iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl..." Tang Li called out softly a few more times when she saw Wang Yuyu pretending to be dead.
Wang Yuyu snapped out of her daze, looked at Tang Li and thought for a moment, "I don't think I need to be afraid of her. I have strength and wisdom, why should I be afraid of her..."
Thinking of this, Wang Yu walked up to Tang Li with her head held high and her chest puffed out.
Tang Li smiled and patted the tiger's head. "So good!"
"Stand still, let me comb your butt..."
After saying that, Tang Li patted Wang Yuyu's thick bottom and picked up a comb to brush his fur.
Wang Yu turned to look at Tang Li, puzzled: "That's not right. She was really grooming me, she wasn't doing anything bad, so where did this feeling of crisis come from?"
"Could it be that she's come up with another way to get back at me?"
Wang Yu thought for a long time, and even after Tang Li had finished combing the fur, he still couldn't come up with a solution.
"Alright, go upstairs. Shake off the water, and I'll change your water again..."
Looking at the thick layer of tiger fur floating on the water, a hint of disdain flashed in Tang Li's eyes.
Wang Yu nodded, quickly walked ashore, and as soon as she stood there, water gushed down her body.
Tang Li walked over, saw him, and waved her hand dismissively. "Stable job? Go take a walk over there in the woods. Don't stand here; you've made the ground wet!"
"Don't waste this water, quickly use it to water the trees, make sure they're thoroughly soaked!"
"Hahaha..." Suddenly, a burst of laughter came from the other side of the iron gate, causing Wang Yuyu and Tang Li to turn around and look.
Chen Dan appeared in the line of sight of the man and the tiger, peering at them through the iron fence. "Little Tang, according to you, we don't even need water pipes here. We rely entirely on our secure jobs to irrigate the land, hahaha..."
"Hahaha..." Tang Li laughed along, pointing at Wang Yuyu's belly and saying, "Look at this iron rice bowl, water's gushing out, wouldn't it be a waste if we didn't use it to water the trees?"
Wang Yuyu watched the two teasing him, sneered, and suddenly raised one of his front paws, shaking his body vigorously.
Instantly, countless water droplets flew in all directions.
"Ah..." Tang Li screamed, staggering back several steps, wiping the water droplets from her face, and spitting repeatedly, "Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey..."
Just now, Wang Yuyu's wave of water caused quite a few water droplets to fly into her mouth.
Upon seeing this, Chen Dan was stunned for a moment, then laughed even louder, "Hahaha..."
"Pah, pah..." Tang Li looked at the expressionless Wang Yuyu, her anger flaring. "A secure job, you... ah... really..."
"Hehehe, no need to thank me, it's all what I should do..." Wang Yuyu gave Tang Li a perfect smile, extremely proud of himself.
Chen Dan laughed until her stomach hurt. "Hahaha, Xiao Tang, we won't need to shower anymore! We can shake off the tigers and lions... hahaha..."
Tang Li glared at Wang Yuyu, then reached out and forcefully pulled at Wang Yuyu's smiling face: "You did this on purpose, didn't you...?"
Chen Dan chimed in, "He did it on purpose. Look at his smiling face, isn't it obvious...?"
Wang Yu glared at Chen Dan sideways, "Woman, you talk too much. If you can't shut up, I can help you..."
"Hey, you still dare to glare at Sister Dan? Do you think I don't exist?" Tang Li raised an eyebrow and squeezed Wang Yuyu's face into a ball.
Wang Yuyu wasn't afraid at all. She smiled to herself and shook her body vigorously.
In an instant, Tang Li was splashed with water again.
Taking advantage of Tang Li's momentary daze, Wang Yu quickly broke free from her grasp and ran towards Chen Dan.
When Chen Dan saw Wang Yuyu coming, she quickly ran back.
Tang Li then came to her senses, looked at the water stains on her clothes, and turned to Wang Yuyu, roaring, "You bastard, you've got a secure job! Look what you've done..."
After shouting, she lunged at Wang Yuyu.
Upon hearing Tang Li's voice and turning around to see Tang Li chasing after him, Wang Yuyu ignored Chen Dan and ran forward as fast as she could.
Chen Dan watched the man and the tiger chasing each other, leaning against the wall and grinning foolishly, occasionally giving Tang Li a few pointers:
"Xiao Tang, run faster! You're almost there..."
"Little Tang, you can't do this. Even a fat guy with a secure job is more agile than you..."
"Little Tang..."
Wang Yuyu was also teasing Tang Li, deliberately running slowly to give Tang Li the illusion that she could catch up if she ran faster.
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