Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
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After jumping to the ground, Wang Yu walked proudly and arrogantly towards Tang Li.
Tang Li quickly put away her phone and rushed to Wang Yuyu, touching him all over to check if he was injured.
Wang Yu stood there obediently, letting Tang Li touch him inappropriately.
He really enjoyed Tang Li's care for him!
After the inspection, Tang Li secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then angrily slapped Hu's head, "A secure job like that? Why did you climb so high? It was so dangerous!"
"What if something goes wrong?"
"Don't do that again next time, okay...?"
"Okay, okay..." Wang Yuyu responded obediently, smiling as she nuzzled against Tang Li.
Tang Li shoved Wang Yu away and said seriously, "Stop grinning and be serious..."
"Aww~" Wang Yuyu said in a coquettish voice, shamelessly snuggling up to Tang Li and continuing to rub against her.
Tang Li tried to push him away a few more times, but each time Wang Yuyu would come closer with a grin, and she couldn't shake him off.
Tang Li had no choice but to start walking out. "A secure job, are you kidding me? Stay away from me, I'm angry..."
"Ouch~ I know, I know, I can tell, you're angry..." Wang Yu let out a long howl and walked closely to Tang Li.
"Have some shame! You're supposed to be a Siberian tiger, look at yourself now, what kind of behavior is this..." Tang Li pushed Wang Yuyu aside again and said angrily.
"So what if it's a Siberian tiger? Who says a Siberian tiger can't act cute? I'll act cute, I'll act cute, who dares to say anything..." Wang Yuyu wasn't buying Tang Li's act and went over to her again.
"Ugh, a secure job, you're so shameless..." Tang Li had no choice but to walk forward quickly.
Wang Yu quickly followed, staying close to Tang Li.
The man and the tiger walked out of the woods playfully, quickly attracting Uncle Zhang's attention. Uncle Zhang leaned over the wall and watched with a smile.
Tang Li noticed Uncle Zhang on the wall, kicked Wang Yuyu, and reminded him, "You have a secure job, but you've got connections. You'd better behave yourself!"
Following Tang Li's gaze, Wang Yuyu bared his teeth at Uncle Zhang, "Ouch~ old man, mind your own business and get out of my sight..."
Tang Li quickly crouched down, covered Wang Yuyu's mouth with her hand, and whispered scoldingly, "What are you doing?"
"Why are you yelling at Uncle Zhang?"
"What if I scare someone?"
"Shut up right now..."
Wang Yu looked at Tang Li speechlessly, "Big sister, you've already covered my mouth, how else do you expect me to shut up? Do you want me to die?"
Tang Li ignored Wang Yuyu and apologized to Uncle Zhang, "Uncle Zhang, I didn't mean to yell at you, did I scare you?"
"It's windy outside, hurry up and get down. Hold on tight, don't fall..."
Uncle Zhang waved his hand with a smile, "Little Tang, don't worry about me. Your 'iron rice bowl' trick won't scare me!"
"Go do what you're supposed to do, I'll just watch for a little while!"
"Okay!" Tang Li replied with a smile.
"Last time, you scared the principal so much that she fainted and almost didn't make it back!"
"Even now, the headmistress still feels a lingering fear when she thinks of you..."
"Oh!" Remembering Wang Weiguo, Wang Yuyu immediately smiled. "Is that old man so afraid of me now?"
"Should I go and scare him again?"
"Hehehe..."
Seeing Wang Yuyu's restless eyes, Tang Li punched him hard on the head. "Iron rice bowl, did you hear what I said?"
"No bad deeds allowed, and absolutely no sneaking into the zoo!"
"If I find out, hmph, you just wait..."
Seeing Tang Li's eager expression, Wang Yuyu readily admitted defeat, nodding repeatedly to indicate that she understood.
But he didn't think that way at all. "Hmph, if they won't let me in, then I won't go in. I don't believe that old geezer can hide forever!"
"If he dares to show his face in front of me, I'll scare him..."
"You dare to have someone shoot me? Hmph..."
"Good boy, you have a secure job, so you have to be a good, obedient tiger, understand?" Tang Li stroked the tiger's head and said very gently, "Only good children are lovable!"
"Okay, okay!" Wang Yuyu chuckled and growled, "What good is a good child? Only the squeaky wheel gets the grease, you know that?"
Uncle Zhang looked at the man and the tiger, and shook his head slightly. "Sigh, young Tang is still too young and inexperienced. He's been completely fooled by the promise of a secure job!"
"If he had a secure job, he wouldn't have done something like highway robbery..."
However, Uncle Zhang can't understand today's young people either.
They were robbed by a tiger, yet they were overjoyed afterwards and bragged about it everywhere. The world is going to the dogs!
"Back in the day..."
Uncle Zhang began to reminisce about the past, recalling his glorious youth.
After watching for a while, Uncle Zhang left.
Tang Li also brought chicken legs and fruit to feed Wang Yuyu.
Wang Yuyu ate a big breakfast and wasn't hungry, but she still ate chicken legs one after another, treating them like snacks.
Tang Li also took the opportunity to film a lot of videos, which she plans to slowly post online to entice netizens.
"Come on, you with a secure job, show your fans how fierce you can be!"
"Steel rice bowl, show off your big paws!"
"Come on, show us your weapons!"
"Give it your all, show your fans your biceps!"
"Ugh~ That's enough, Tang Li. You treat me like a beast of burden just because I eat a little bit of your food..."
Wang Yuyu protested and then quit.
"Okay, okay, we'll listen to our 'iron rice bowl' (guaranteed job) and we won't film anymore!"
"Here, have some fruit to cool down..."
Tang Li, knowing when to stop, cheerfully stuffed fruit and meat into the tiger's mouth.
Wang Yuyu refused to eat, so Tang Li pried open the tiger's mouth with her bare hands and forced it in.
"Aww~ Tang Li, I'm biting you!"
Wang Yuyu quickly broke free from Tang Li's hand and bit Tang Li's hand in return.
He kept gesturing to Tang Li with his eyes, as if to say, "I'm going to bite you, I'm going to bite your hand off..."
Tang Li looked at her hand, which was completely enveloped by the tiger's mouth, but she wasn't afraid at all. Instead, she chuckled and patted the tiger's head. "Alright, my rice bowl, a few licks are enough. Let go of its mouth now, or I'll pull your tongue out..."
As she spoke, Tang Li scratched Wang Yuyu's tongue a few times with her hand.
"This is boring!"
Seeing that Tang Li wasn't afraid at all, Wang Yuyu was disappointed and spat out Tang Li's hand.
Tang Li looked at the tiger's mouth saliva on her hand, wiped it on the grass, and when she saw that it wasn't clean, she wiped it on the tiger's fur without leaving a trace.
Wang Yuyu was eating a chicken leg and a piece of fruit, completely unaware of what was happening.
Tang Li lay on Wang Yuyu's back, taking a deep breath into the tiger fur, "A secure job, you smell so good..."
Wang Yuyu's body trembled slightly, and he thought to himself, "What a foolish woman's words!"
"Turn up the power, electrocute this freak..."
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