Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 626 Taking a Bath with a Tigress
Suddenly, the concubine reached out her paw and gently patted Wang Yuyu's head, then lowered her head and rubbed her face against Wang Yuyu's.
This startled Wang Yuyu, who immediately tilted his head back to avoid it, but his concubine clung to him like a leech.
A soft, low growl, "Awooo~," seemed to emanate from its throat.
It's like she's pleading, "Honey~ I want this position of yours~"
After yelling, the concubine, without waiting for Wang Yuyu's reply, prepared to go into the water for a bath together.
Seeing his concubine about to get down, Wang Yuyu instantly showed a terrified expression, opened his mouth wide and let out a very, very soft growl, "Ouch~ Don't come any closer~"
On the opposite mountaintop, the forest rangers burst out laughing as they watched the footage transmitted back by the drone.
"Haha, is this a secure job? Why are you being so cowardly..."
"Look at that expression, what's with the fear? When did the 'iron rice bowl' become so weak? Give her a slap..."
"Exactly, exactly, is this still the secure job I know? His ears are practically sticking out..."
"That tigress is really domineering; even a tough guy like her with a secure job has to give her a wide berth..."
"Otherwise, how could there be the saying that even heroes can't resist the charms of a beautiful woman? A beautiful woman is like a soft knife, the kind that kills without drawing blood..."
"Hahaha……"
Everyone burst into laughter.
As soon as his concubine entered the pool, Wang Yuyu immediately swam away.
Damn it, if I can't afford to mess with them, can't I at least avoid them?
Wang Yu ran away!
The concubine offered no resistance whatsoever and contentedly took Wang Yuyu's place.
"Hmph, you run away, I don't care about you, I'll make my own..."
Wang Yuyu swam to another shady spot in the pool.
He'd rather have half his body exposed to the sun than take a bath with his mistress.
The five men on the opposite hilltop fell silent instantly.
"Sigma Tiger~"
One of the team members said in a low voice, his voice full of admiration!
Upon hearing this, the others immediately nodded in agreement.
Wang Yuyu's actions truly deserve the title of "Sigma Man"!
If it were them, and their wives did this while they were taking a bath, they would probably have surrendered long ago.
Unfortunately, even a tigress knows how to act cute, but the tigress in their family is a woman like an eagle.
The more gentle and considerate a woman is before marriage, the more different she becomes after marriage!
woo woo woo...
It's all tears when I talk about it!
One of the team members looked at the drone operator and gave him a knowing smile.
The drone operator shook his head and said seriously, "No, this distance is just right. If we fly any lower, we'll definitely be spotted by the 'iron rice bowl' (a term used to describe a drone's security detail)!"
Upon hearing this, the others were deeply disappointed.
Wang Yuyu's current position is right in the blind spot of the drone; he can see the tiger's back but not its face.
After watching for a while, seeing that the two tigers were quietly soaking in the bath without making a sound, the captain immediately called the team members to continue on their way.
Time passed slowly, the sun gradually moved overhead, and the shady spot by the pond changed accordingly.
The concubine, seeing the sunlight falling on her, immediately turned to look for Wang Yuyu's location.
Seeing Wang Yuyu hiding in a large shady spot, he swam towards her without thinking.
When Wang Yu saw his concubine arrive, he immediately became alarmed and his flat ears appeared.
The concubine swam up to Wang Yuyu, immediately opened her claws, and pounced on him.
Wang Yuyu dodged and swam away.
But the concubine wouldn't let it go. She pounced on him again, landing directly on his back and biting his tiger-skin coat.
"Aww~"
Wang Yuyu swam even faster after feeling the pain!
Originally, Wang Yu thought that once he left, his concubine would let him go.
Unexpectedly, the concubine was relentless and kept following closely behind him.
Two tigers were swimming around in the pool!
He fled, she chased, and he couldn't escape even if he had wings!
Before long, Wang Yuyu was cornered by his concubine.
I won't go into the details, but after Wang Yuyu was slapped a few times, his concubine chased him back to the shade.
If someone filmed the whole thing, Wang Yuyu would probably be thoroughly humiliated!
Concubine: You play dead as soon as you enter the nest, but come out full of energy as soon as you leave?
Wang Yuyu: Wife, have mercy! Tomorrow, tomorrow... I'm a little tired today, I'll definitely do better tomorrow!
Concubine: Yes is yes, no is no. What do you mean by "I'm not feeling well today and need to rest"?
Wang Yuyu: Wife, stop hitting me, I was wrong, I'm fine, I'm not resting today!
Concubine: That's more like it! Wash yourself properly, or don't come to my bed!
Wang Yuyu: Yes, yes, wife, I'll definitely wash it properly...
Just thinking about a video with similar dubbing uploaded online, and then Tang Li seeing it and showing it to Wang Yuyu, makes me think Wang Yuyu would be mortified in front of Tang Li!
Of course, it's more likely that Wang Yuyu was furious and wanted to eat the photographer who secretly took his picture.
Having spent the day in fear and trepidation, Wang Yuyu breathed a sigh of relief as night fell and decided to leave that very night.
He's a dog when he's with his mistress!
I will never come during the day again; I'll just stay for one night and then leave.
…………
A few days later, Wang Yu stood under a crooked tree, carefully smelling the scent of the trunk.
As he sniffed, Wang Yuyu's eyes suddenly sharpened. "Damn it, there really is something that doesn't know its own mortality and dares to challenge him!"
Wang Yu smelled the scent of a black bear on the tree trunk.
The smell was quite strong, indicating that this black bear frequented this area and had clearly made it its home.
But this is Wang Yuyu's territory!
Before settling down, shouldn't you at least do some research on the surrounding area?
If you can win a fight, then cause trouble on someone else's turf.
Such blatant provocation—if Wang Yuyu could tolerate it, he wouldn't be Wang Yuyu.
"It hasn't been that long, and the neighbors seem to have already forgotten how terrifying I was..."
Wang Yuyu revealed a bloodthirsty smile and began to track the black bear along its trail.
This time, Wang Yuyu is preparing to make an example of someone to show his neighbors how powerful he is.
Otherwise, everyone will think that Wang Yuyu is easy to bully and will all come over to take advantage of him!
The black bear that invaded Wang Yuyu's territory was a newly independent bear that had only recently arrived.
Originally, the black bear's territory was located next to Wang Yuyu's territory, with some overlap between the two territories.
However, they didn't venture that far, instead heading straight into the core area of Wang Yuyu's territory.
The main reason was that the black bear discovered that Wang Yuyu's territory had a lot of berries, wild fruits, honey, and other food.
Even though the black bear knew this area belonged to Wang Yuqiu's territory, the lure of food still led him to expand his roaming range and repeatedly venture into this area to forage.
The black bear didn't want to take over the forest or drive away the tiger; his only goal was food.
But in the tiger's eyes, the black bear's behavior was a continuous crossing of the boundary and a provocation!
Black bear: I just wanted to eat some fruit, what did I do to deserve this?
Tiger: Oh ho, jumping around like that, pretending I don't exist?
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