Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.

Chapter 636 People are most vulnerable when they are defecating.

Wang Yuyu had already overheard the conversation in the car and was no longer willing to argue with the two. She slowly stood up and walked towards them.

"Holy crap, what is he trying to do?" A policeman instinctively stepped back, pressing himself tightly against his seat.

"I don't know, but I hope it won't hurt us!" another policeman said, his voice trembling.

The next second, Wang Yuyu gave the two of them an answer.

Wang Yuyu suddenly jumped onto the front of the car, and his weight of nearly a ton caused the rear of the car to lift up violently.

"what……"

The sudden descent startled the two policemen, who screamed incessantly and clung tightly to whatever was around them, trying to regain their balance.

But that wasn't all. Wang Yu took another small step forward, shifting the vehicle's center of gravity.

In an instant, the rear of the car slammed down heavily onto the concrete with a loud "bang," then bounced up and fell again, bounced up and fell again...

After several rounds, the two people in the car were so shaken up and down that they felt like throwing up.

Seeing that the car was gradually stabilizing, the two policemen thought it was over and secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

As a result, when Wang Yu exerted force, the rear of the car lifted up heavily again, and it began to rise and fall once more.

Wang Yuyu is completely treating the police car like a seesaw!

After playing for three rounds, seeing that the two people in the car had gotten used to the rhythm, Wang Yu changed the game and went straight to the roof of the car.

As he left a footprint, the thin roof of the car instantly sank a small section, and the sheet metal creaked under the weight.

When Wang Yuyu was standing completely on the roof of the car, the entire roof had sunk several centimeters.

The two policemen inside the vehicle stared nervously at the roof, fearing that the vehicle would collapse and crush them into mincemeat.

Running away would definitely mean certain death!

The two of them definitely can't outrun Wang Yuyu.

If we don't run, there might still be a glimmer of hope, as long as the car wasn't made with substandard materials!

Wang Yuyu knew that the roof of the carriage was thin and might not be able to support her weight, so she went up very carefully, afraid that she might accidentally cause a fatal accident.

Upon seeing that a large section of the car roof had sunk, Wang Yuyu quickly jumped out of the car.

"Phew~"

Seeing Wang Yuyu go downstairs, the two policemen exchanged a smile and let out a heavy sigh of relief.

How lucky!

Standing at the back of the car, Wang Yuyu quietly peeked out and made eye contact with a policeman who was peeking through the rearview mirror.

Hehe~

Wang Yu smiled, raised her paw and waved, "Bye-bye, see you guys next time..."

This startled the police officer, who rubbed his eyes, wondering if he was seeing things, as if he actually saw a tiger waving at him.

When he looked over, Wang Yuyu had already run to the other side and was greeting another policeman.

The policeman had the exact same reaction, seriously doubting that he was seeing things.

Regardless of what the two were thinking, after saying goodbye, Wang Yuyu quickly disappeared into the woods.

The two policemen in the car looked left and right, but couldn't find Wang Yuyu anywhere.

They thought Wang Yuyu was hiding in the shadows, preparing to ambush them, and were so scared that they hid in the car, terrified. The slightest sound would alert them.

After a long while, seeing that Wang Yuyu hadn't made a sound, the two realized that Wang Yuyu must have left.

They secretly observed for a long time, making various noises to test him, but Wang Yuyu still didn't show himself. Only then did the two realize that Wang Yuyu had already run away.

Just then, the vehicle's walkie-talkie crackled to life; reinforcements from the institute had arrived.

This delighted the two policemen.

They can finally leave this awful place.

When the backup police arrived, they were also alarmed when they saw the badly damaged police car.

Although I had already learned through the walkie-talkie that the two policemen were alright, I still couldn't help but feel scared when I saw the horrific scene.

After understanding the situation and examining the bushes where Wang Yuyu had rested, a team of police officers immediately deduced the cause and effect of the incident and confirmed Wang Yuyu's identity.

The police officer in charge immediately berated the two of them, furious!

At such close range, I didn't even see a tiger sleeping right at my feet, and I even woke it up!

Fortunately, they encountered a good tiger like Wang Yuyu. If it were any other tiger, they would probably have been collecting the bodies of the two of them!

When Tang Li heard about this later, she was overjoyed and planned to give Wang Yuyu a good roasting the next time she saw him!

The tiger, so vigilant, didn't even realize someone had gotten close. It's really embarrassing!

…………

One afternoon, two female college students on summer vacation, Chen Mingyu and Rong Huibai, were picking mushrooms in the hills behind the village.

The two were very lucky; they stumbled upon a grove of mushrooms and returned home with a bountiful harvest.

As they walked, Rong Huibai's stomach suddenly started acting up, and she needed to go to the toilet.

After quickly giving Chen Mingyu a brief instruction, Rong Huibai grabbed the paper and ran into a patch of grass.

The grass was very large and lush; if a person squatted inside, they would be completely invisible from the outside.

Chen Mingyu was also tired from walking, so he sat down against a tree, with his back to the grass to rest.

Just then, Wang Yuyu also walked nearby. Seeing the movement in the bushes, he thought there was prey, so he quietly crept over.

Wang Yuyu's attention was also on the bushes, and she subconsciously ignored Chen Mingyu, who was stationary, and did not notice her.

As for Rong Huibai, he was focused on doing something important at the moment and couldn't possibly look up to observe his surroundings.

Furthermore, Wang Yuyu moved without making a sound and kept a low profile, hiding in the grass, making him even more difficult to spot.

When he was about seven or eight meters away, Wang Yu felt the time was right, so he accelerated and charged forward, wanting to finish the battle quickly.

Just as Wang Yuyu rushed up to Rong Huibai and saw that it was a person, he immediately slammed on the brakes, terrified. "Holy crap, it's a person?!"

Looking at the huge tiger that suddenly appeared in front of him, Rong Huibai was also stunned for a moment.

His muscles tensed instinctively, snapping the protruding part in half, and he let out a bloodcurdling scream.

"what……"

Immediately afterwards, Rong Huibai threw the white paper in her hand at Wang Yuyu, and without even wiping her bottom, screamed and ran backwards with her pants half-pulled up.

Wang Yuyu, seeing Rong Huibai's exposed buttocks, realized what was going on and chuckled inwardly, "Hahaha... Big sister, you're taking a dump in the wild, don't you even have someone keep watch nearby?"

"You're incredibly bold, hahaha..."

"Sure enough, people are most vulnerable when they're taking a dump..."

Wang Yu immediately turned and ran. If he didn't run, he was afraid the woman would go crazy and try to take him down with her!

Hearing the commotion, Chen Mingyu quickly stood up and looked over, asking in confusion, "Huibai, what's wrong?"

Then, she saw Rong Hui, her white clothes disheveled, rushing towards her screaming.

"My God, what happened?"

Chen Mingyu's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately stepped forward to hug Rong Huibai.

But before her legs even touched the ground, she immediately turned around and ran.

Because she saw the huge tiger's head peeking out from the grass behind Rong Huibai.

"Holy crap, a tiger..."

The body reacts faster than the brain. At this moment, Chen Mingyu had only one thought in his mind: to run faster than Rong Huibai!

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