Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 657 Another old man with failing eyesight
Tang Li smiled and scratched Tiger's chin, first praising Wang Yuyu, "Iron rice bowl, you did a great job on this. You know you can't litter and you have to throw your trash in the garbage dump. For that, I have to give you a good commendation!"
"However," Tang Li paused, her smile widening, "you'd better not do this kind of thing again, hahaha..."
"You might not know this, but the tiger plush toy you threw in the trash terrified an old man so much that he called the police!"
"Which old man got up early this morning to throw out the trash, and just as he got near the garbage station, he was startled by the tiger toy you threw on top of it? He rushed back to the village and called the police, saying there was a tiger next to the garbage pile!"
"The police arrived at the scene quickly, observed the standoff for a few minutes, and circled the garbage station several times before realizing it was just a doll. It was a false alarm!"
"Forget it, it's better if it doesn't happen again. Don't do this kind of thing again..."
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu was also incredibly shocked. "No, I just didn't like the smell of the garbage station, so I didn't go near it and threw it away from a distance. How could that cause trouble?"
"My goodness, if your eyesight isn't good, at least wear reading glasses when you go out, okay?"
"At the very least, make sure you see it clearly before calling the police, okay?"
"Don't make false police reports without thinking! That's a fake report!"
"Sigh... I even abandoned him in another village, I never expected something like this to happen again, why is my luck so bad..."
Wang Yu shook his head helplessly; he was speechless!
These elderly folks are truly worthy of being called the older generation!
Unexpected moves always happen!
Seeing this, Tang Li smiled and scratched Hu's chin, comforting him, "Alright, alright, don't be upset, it's all over now!"
"It's not your fault, that tiger toy was just too realistic!"
Suddenly, Tang Li seemed to remember something and asked, "Where did you find that tiger plush toy?"
Wang Yu rolled over and vividly demonstrated twice how he found the tiger doll, which finally made Tang Li understand.
Honestly, asking a tiger to do this kind of thing is asking too much of him!
His claws aren't as nimble as human hands.
Fortunately, Tang Li and he were of one mind. After reading it twice and thinking about it carefully for a while, they understood it!
"You mean, you bumped into a car, and when it went over a big pothole, the tiger plush toy fell out of the truck bed!"
"Aww~ Yes, yes, that's it!" Wang Yuyu nodded weakly, then lay down on the shore and stuck out her tongue to rest.
Tang Li stroked her chin, looking intently at Wang Yuyu, and muttered in confusion, "How come you're so lucky?"
"You can't believe you run into such good luck?"
"Why haven't I ever encountered this?"
"Do you know how much one of these plush toys costs?"
"At least several hundred yuan!"
Wang Yuyu suddenly looked up at Tang Li, utterly shocked.
"No, is this one tiger plushie really that expensive?"
"That thing wasn't even inlaid with gold; it's just some cotton and a skeleton, isn't it?"
"I tore it apart with just a gentle bite!"
"Anyone who buys this thing is an idiot, isn't they? You can't eat it or wear it..."
Tang Li was very satisfied with Wang Yuyu's reaction, and patted the tiger's head with a smile, "Alright, stop making that face, quickly change it, or someone will notice!"
"We need to keep a low profile and remain the sixth oldest so we can survive longer..."
Wang Yu nodded, then lay back down, silently contemplating his life as a tiger.
Lost in thought, Wang Yuyu fell asleep.
"Hoo... snoring..."
Tang Li heard snoring, put down her phone, looked down, and immediately laughed.
"Wow, that's amazing, you can even fall asleep like that..."
As she looked around, Tang Li suddenly noticed something unusual and kept bending down to get a closer look.
Suddenly, Wang Yu opened her eyes, slapped Tang Li across the face, and gently pushed her away.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey..."
Tang Li wiped the water off her face, spat out the strange taste in her mouth, and leaned closer again. "Iron rice bowl, don't move, let me take a good look at you. Something seems off about you..."
Tang Li pressed down on Wang Yuyu's tiger head with one hand and pried away the mischievous tiger paws with the other, carefully examining Wang Yuyu's nose.
After seeing it clearly, she exclaimed in surprise, "Wow, you have a secure job! Your nose is so clean!"
"Even without dark spots, how can it be so pink and tender, just like a newborn tiger cub..."
Tang Li hadn't noticed it before, as she hadn't paid much attention.
If it weren't for that fleeting glimpse, she might have truly missed the truth.
It's important to know that Siberian tigers like Wang Yuyu, except for mutated white tigers, will generally have spots on their noses to some extent when they reach this age.
Some individuals may have a nose without blemishes, like Wang Yuyu, but they still can't achieve such a pink and delicate appearance!
Wang Yuyu's nose not only had no tip at all, but it was also pink and tender, just like a newborn tiger cub. It was simply a miracle.
Tang Li examined it carefully several times, but couldn't find a single spot.
"A miracle, a miracle! A secure job, you really are something else..."
Wang Yu shook his head, broke free from Tang Li's grasp, and bared his teeth at her, "Get lost! If you keep holding me down, believe me, I'll eat you!"
"You really think of me as one of your little tiger cubs, someone you can bully however you want?"
"Who do you think you are, Wu Song?"
"Let me tell you, even if it were Wen Song, let alone Wu Song, he couldn't withstand one slap from me!"
"Just because I'm not showing my teeth doesn't mean I'm a pushover!"
"It's just a pink and tender nose, what's the big deal..."
Wang Yu licked his nose and silently moved to the center of the pool, getting away from Tang Li, that perverted rogue.
If you can't hit him or scold him, can't he at least stay away?
Tang Li was still immersed in her discovery, sharing what she had seen and learned with Ji Yongjun, and didn't pay any attention to Wang Yuyu.
After watching for a while, Wang Yu noticed that Tang Li was still staring at her phone, and she felt a little uncomfortable.
"Am I not your favorite kid?"
"Why are you just playing on your phone and not looking at me...?"
"snort!"
Wang Yu snorted coldly, tiptoed ashore, walked to Tang Li's side, and craned her neck to see what Tang Li was doing.
Tang Li was busy discussing with Ji Yongjun why Wang Yuyu's nose was pink when a tiger head suddenly appeared in her field of vision. She raised her hand and pushed it outward.
"A secure job? Go play somewhere else and don't bother me. I'm doing serious work..."
"I'll play with you after I'm done with my work..."
Wang Yu looked at Tang Li with resentment, like a wife abandoned by her husband, "What's so fun about a broken cell phone?"
"I'd like to see who you're chatting with."
Wang Yu leaned forward again, this time raising his head high enough that Tang Li didn't notice him, and successfully saw the chat interface.
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