Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 664 Is one deer enough?
Wang Yu looked at Wang Deyu, who was about to cry, and immediately felt disgusted.
"Since you don't have any food, just make a phone call and tell Mom you're not coming back. Don't cook for her tonight, just eat what you need. We're having a big feast in a few days..."
"Wait, what the hell am I saying? I've gone off-topic!"
"It's all Tang Li's fault! She keeps saying these things in my ear all day long, and she's been leading me astray!"
"Call your mother and tell her to send some meat over to ransom you..."
"Otherwise... heh heh..."
Wang Yuyu licked her nose, her eyes scanning Wang Deyu up and down as if she were looking at a piece of meat.
With those sharp teeth, it looks quite frightening.
Wang Deyu subconsciously shrank back, wanting to get further away from Wang Yuyu.
The three people next to them were equally terrified, standing there trembling, wanting to run but not daring to.
Time passed slowly, and for the four of them, each second felt like an eternity.
Although not much time had passed, they felt as if they had died several times over.
Finally, Li Chanjuan couldn't stand the atmosphere any longer and mustered her courage to ask, "A... a secure job, what exactly do you want?"
Wang Yu turned her head and stared intently at Li Chanjuan, her eyes full of disdain. "Overly tech-savvy, thumbs down!"
"Even if you offered it to me, I wouldn't deign to eat it; it's all soaked in the marinade..."
Seeing that Wang Yuyu's attention had been diverted, Wang Deyu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Li Chanjuan with eyes full of gratitude, "Sister, you're such a good person!"
"If we make it back alive, I'll definitely love you dearly..."
Staring intently at her with tiger-like eyes, Li Chanjuan suddenly felt immense pressure.
Now, she somewhat understood Wang Deyu, but she still forced herself to remain calm and said:
"You won't eat us, right?"
"You have a secure job, you definitely won't eat our food!"
"So, what do you want to do?"
Wang Yu glanced at Li Chanjuan with admiration. "Hmph, are you so sure I won't eat you?"
"What if I want to eat you...?"
Suddenly, Wang Yu opened her mouth wide and showed off her sharp teeth to the group.
The group was so frightened that they immediately took a few steps back, their legs trembling uncontrollably, their eyes filled with terror.
"Hehehe...a bunch of cowards, you're scared already..."
"Useless trash, you're not even as good as Tang Li. She dared to pry my mouth open with her bare hands..."
Wang Yuyu's eyes were full of disdain. "Alright, I won't tease you anymore. Hurry up and hand over the food. I don't want to have come all this way for nothing and leave empty-handed..."
Wang Yu raised a paw and pointed to her mouth, making a eating gesture. Then she looked into the car, signaling the others to quickly hand over the food inside.
Li Chanjuan glanced at Wang Yuyu's open mouth, then at the car, and immediately understood. She asked, "Iron Rice Bowl, are you hungry? Do you want something to eat?"
"Hmm!" Wang Yuyu nodded.
Upon seeing this, Li Chanjuan's heart jumped into her throat; they had no food in their car.
They came out to take photos and planned to go back afterward. Who would buy food and leave it in the car?
Besides, if we're going to buy anything, it should be snacks, which aren't something a tiger can eat!
Li Chanjuan steadied herself, took a few deep breaths, and whispered, "A secure job? We don't have any food on the bus!"
"or……"
"Aww~" Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu immediately roared excitedly, "What? No food? Then what are you doing in the mountains?"
"Aren't you afraid of starving to death?!"
"Damn it, if we have no food, we'll use you all to pay off our debt..."
Wang Yuyu revealed her vicious nature, her eyes darting back and forth between the two men, pondering which one to devour first.
"A secure job, we have food to eat, we have food to eat..."
Seeing that Wang Yuyu was about to eat someone, Wang Deyu was so frightened that he hurriedly shouted.
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu immediately stopped, smiled, and stared intently at Wang Deyu.
That way, it was as if he was saying, "Go on, go on, I'm listening..."
Wang Deyu breathed a sigh of relief, fearing Wang Yuyu might change her mind, and quickly said, "It's a secure job. Although we don't have any food in the car, I can have someone bring some!"
"Yes, it just needs a little time!"
"I wonder if you could wait a moment!"
"Oh~" Wang Yuyu nodded with a smile, "It would have been better if you had said so earlier, look what this misunderstanding has become!"
Seeing that Wang Yuyu had agreed, Wang Deyu immediately smiled, "A secure job, then it's settled. I'll have someone send over some meat, but you can't eat us, okay..."
"Aww~" Wang Yuyu nodded with a smile, "Don't worry, don't worry, I always keep my promises!"
"As long as the food is delivered, I guarantee you'll be fine..."
Wang Deyu's heart finally settled down, and he quickly unlocked his phone.
He had just dialed three numbers when suddenly, as if he had thought of something, he put down his phone and looked at Wang Yuyu: "A secure job, what kind of meat do you want to eat?"
"Pork, beef, lamb, chicken, duck, fish, what do you want?"
Wang Yu thought for a moment, then shook his head; he didn't want to eat any of these.
"Oh~ I want to eat venison, have someone send some venison over..."
"I don't understand Tiger Language, what are you saying? Iron rice bowl! What do you want to eat...?" Wang Deyu looked at Wang Yuyu in confusion, thinking about the remaining meat.
The phone in his hand had already been connected. The police officer on the other end was about to speak when he suddenly heard a tiger's roar and immediately fell silent.
At this moment, Li Chanjuan spoke up: "Iron rice bowl, do you want to eat venison? I remember Commander Hu said that you like venison the most..."
"Bingo, you guessed right!" Wang Yuyu smiled at Li Chanjuan, her eyes full of admiration.
Wang Deyu suddenly realized, "Oh, so you want to eat venison!"
"I understand. A secure job. I'll have them send a deer over right away. Are you satisfied now?"
"Aww~ Satisfied, satisfied, so satisfied! I knew you were rich! This trip was worthwhile, hehehe..." Wang Yu nodded with a smile, looking extremely happy, his eyes practically disappearing with laughter.
Wang Deyu laughed, picked up his phone and pretended to dial a number, then launched into a dramatic performance with the police officer on the other end, "Send me a deer, as soon as possible..."
Wang Yuyu's ears perked up, and she heard the entire conversation between the two.
Or rather, Wang Yuyu discovered it the moment the call connected.
However, Wang Yuyu didn't expose the deception!
The police are coming; it's uncertain who they'll help!
He deals with these police officers all the time; they're old acquaintances!
Wang Yu chuckled inwardly, "Hehehe, you'll be in for a surprise when the police arrive. I hope you won't report me..."
After hanging up the phone, Wang Deyu looked at Wang Yuyu and said with a smile, "A secure job, you heard that, right!"
"The venison will be here soon, you mustn't hurt us..."
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