Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 670 Human-Tiger Joint Scam
Hearing everyone's teasing, Wang Yuyu and Tang Li immediately straightened their faces and looked at everyone.
"Aww~ Say it again if you dare, or I'll eat you all up..." Wang Yu bared his teeth and roared threateningly at the crowd.
Tang Li stroked the tiger's head without stopping it, and just watched with a smile.
After Wang Yuyu finished yelling, Tang Li said calmly, "You all saw that, right? Even if you have a secure job, I can't appease you!"
"If you don't want a tiger knocking on your door tonight, apologize now!"
"I'm not picky about a stable job; meat and fruit are fine, and if those aren't available, a little extra cash is okay too..."
"Ouch~ Apologize quickly, or else..." Wang Yuyu shouted again in perfect unison.
His fierce expression truly shocked everyone.
Recalling how Wang Yuyu had entered the park several times without anyone stopping him, everyone's expressions instantly changed, becoming extremely gloomy.
We looked at each other, neither of us wanting to be the first to stick our necks out.
At this moment, Tang Li said with a smile, "If you don't want to apologize, you can choose to run away..."
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu's mouth gaped open even wider, and she looked at everyone with excitement, as if she was really looking forward to them running away.
"Run, run, run faster, if you run I'll come find you tonight, hehehe..."
Seeing Wang Yuyu's stance, everyone glared at the smiling Tang Li, thinking to themselves, "Since you've said that, who dares to run away..."
"Damn it, no wonder you two get along so well, you're both no good..."
Soon, someone in the crowd stepped forward, "Little Tang, even with a secure job, your belly is already so bulging, you probably can't eat anymore!"
"Here's what I'll do: I'll transfer you some money, you can buy some good food for my 'iron rice bowl' (a government-funded employee) to help him recover!"
"Winter is almost here, so it's time to put on some extra weight for winter..."
As he spoke, he took out his phone and transferred the money.
Tang Li felt her phone vibrate and immediately took it out to receive the red envelope.
Wang Yuyu also tilted her head, wanting to see how much she was given.
Seeing the 20 yuan in the red envelope, Tang Li smiled even more broadly and quickly looked up to thank her, saying, "Thank you on behalf of my secure job..."
But Wang Yuyu refused.
"Damn it, this is all the money you've got? You think you can give me a beggar's money...?"
Wang Yuyu's eyes suddenly turned fierce. Just as he was about to threaten the other party to give him more, Tang Li covered his mouth and pressed it down.
Seeing this, the others also took out their phones to send red envelopes.
"Xiao Tang, I'll transfer some money to you too..."
"Little Tang..."
In an instant, more than a dozen red envelopes popped up in the chat interface. Tang Li's face lit up with a big smile. She quickly released Wang Yuyu and kept thanking her.
While accepting the red envelopes, Tang Li winked at Wang Yuyu and whispered, "You've got a secure job, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and thank everyone..."
"No, you're selling me for this little money?"
Wang Yu looked at Tang Li with a wronged expression, "They were just talking about me, and now you want me to put on a smiling face? Don't I have any dignity?"
"No way, I won't do it. Go thank yourself..."
Wang Yuyu turned her head away, ignoring Tang Li.
This time, Tang Li refused to accept the red envelope and put down her phone to persuade Wang Yuyu.
Those on the wall who witnessed this scene instantly lost their initial apprehension, replaced by lingering fear.
"Thank goodness the money was transferred, otherwise I'd be sleeping with my eyes open tonight..."
"Wow, this guy with a secure job is really petty. It was just a few jokes, and he's holding a grudge like this..."
"Xiao Tang, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. You're such a good person..."
"..."
Wang Yuyu probably never expected that his unintentional act would actually do Tang Li a great favor.
Now everyone felt that the small amount of money was well spent!
After a long argument between the man and the tiger, Tang Li made many promises before she finally managed to appease Wang Yuyu.
Looking at the worried faces on the wall, Tang Li smiled. Although she didn't know why they looked like that, it didn't stop her from showing herself.
This money wasn't wasted; she really put in the effort!
"Alright, everyone, don't worry anymore. I've already talked to the person with the 'iron rice bowl' (a metaphor for a secure job), and he's forgiven you all!"
"Is it true, a secure job?"
Tang Li looked at Wang Yuyu, but Wang Yuyu kept her head down and didn't react at all.
"iron rice bowl……"
Tang Li called out again, this time poking the tiger's body.
Only then did Wang Yu reluctantly raise her head, first glaring at Tang Li, then staring fiercely at everyone else.
Tang Li got angry when she saw this, slapped Hu Tou across the face, and shouted threateningly, "Iron rice bowl..."
"Hmph~" Wang Yuyu snorted heavily, glanced at Tang Li, and then forced a smile at everyone.
After laughing, Wang Yu lay down on the ground, turned her back to Tang Li, and went off to sulk.
Tang Li patted the tiger's back in a comforting manner, but was whipped by Wang Yuyu's tail.
Despite the pain, Tang Li grabbed the tail with her other hand and then comforted Wang Yuyu.
This made everyone's mouths twitch, thinking that the money was really well spent!
If Tang Li is in such a state, then they must be in even worse shape. It's a good thing they paid...
"Alright, don't worry, the government has forgiven you. I promise you'll be fine!"
"It's getting dark, everyone should go home and rest..."
Everyone understood the meaning behind Tang Li's words, and they all left quietly.
After everyone left, Tang Li abruptly released Wang Yuyu, patted his back, and said calmly, "Alright, enough with the pretense of a secure job!"
"Great job this time! We made another profit!"
"Get up quickly, I'll buy you something delicious. See what you want to eat..."
Although Wang Yuyu was genuinely angry and not faking it, she immediately jumped up when she heard about buying delicious food, smiling and nuzzling against Tang Li with a fawning expression.
Tang Li smiled and patted the tiger's head, accepted all the red envelopes, and then opened the shopping app.
Wang Yu immediately lay down on the ground, and Tang Li also lifted her legs and lay on Wang Yu's back, resting her chin on the tiger's head and placing her phone in front of her.
Judging by their practiced manner, the man and the tiger have done this kind of thing many times before.
Upon seeing the king crab, Wang Yuyu's eyes immediately lit up, and he let out a soft "woof" to signal Tang Li to stop.
But Tang Li didn't stop and just swiped past.
When she saw the king crab, she knew Wang Yu wanted to eat it.
But king crab is too expensive and doesn't have much meat.
Buying too little wouldn't be enough for Wang Yuyu, and buying too much wouldn't be cost-effective.
With this money, it would be better to buy other meats; you could buy a whole bunch, enough for Wang Yuyu to eat for several meals.
"Aww~"
Seeing that the card had been swipe away, Wang Yuyu became unhappy and growled as he tried to overturn Tang Li.
Tang Li quickly rubbed her chin against Tiger's head, soothingly saying, "Honey, let's not buy king crab. It's not nutritious, mostly shell and little meat, it's not worth it!"
"Think about it, if you used the money you'd spend on king crab to buy other kinds of meat, how much could you buy? How long could that food last?"
"Listen to me, okay? We're not buying it..."
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