Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 686 Where are my legs?
Wang Yuyu didn't stop her, just quietly watched Tiger Mom play: "Go ahead and play, playing with the ball is better than playing with me..."
Previously, my daughter was also very interested in Wang Yuyu's little ball and would often play with it during her breaks.
The lethality of a spherical object to a tiger is self-evident.
Wang Yuyu sometimes wondered, what if someone made the traps into a spherical shape? Wouldn't that make it easy to catch someone?
But upon closer reflection, he rejected the idea.
Tigers aren't stupid. If something they've never seen before appears in front of them, they won't touch it. Instead, they'll walk around it and stay far away.
Tiger Mom and her daughter were willing to play with the small ball because the ball was on Wang Yuyu, and they felt it was safe.
Just like when you go to the market to buy things, if you don't know how to choose, you can just choose from the pile that others have already picked. This is much safer than choosing randomly on your own.
The warm sunshine made Wang Yuyu drowsy. She couldn't bear to look anymore, so she closed her eyes and fell asleep.
After playing with the ball for a while, Tiger Mom lost interest in it, snuggled into Wang Yuyu's arms, and fell asleep as well.
After a while, seeing that there was no movement, the little ball unfolded itself to check the situation.
Upon seeing Tiger Mom and Wang Yuyu sleeping together, Xiaoqiu immediately moved its short legs and circled around the two tigers to observe them.
One moment it was patting the tiger mother's face, the next it was patting her paws, and then it was running behind her...
It's so weird, why do people like to look at other people's butts?
They're all so weirdoed!
If you enjoy looking at things so much, why don't you buy a mirror, go home, take off your pants, and admire yourself?
After spying, the little ball ran to Wang Yuyu's head and turned back into a ball.
A few hours later, Wang Yu woke up, looked at Tiger Mom sleeping in her arms, gently pushed her away, and then slowly got up, wanting to move around a bit.
As soon as he moved, the little ball next to his head woke up, rolled to the side, and then poked out to check the camera.
Wang Yu stood up, suddenly feeling something was wrong. She looked down and froze, "Where are my legs?"
The leg that Tiger Mom had been pressing down on while sleeping was curled up in the air very naturally, as if it didn't belong to Wang Yuyu.
The little ball saw it too and immediately transmitted this comical scene to the research base.
"Hahaha……"
Seeing the lame tiger on the big screen, the researchers burst into laughter.
"My legs are numb, I've become a lame tiger..."
"No, my leg..."
"Just like my wife, she also likes to sleep with her arm under her head, and when I wake up, my hand is often numb..."
"He suddenly became lame; those with secure jobs are really unlucky..."
"..."
People pointed and joked at the screen.
Wang Yu stared at her lame leg and gently shook it, but it remained numb and unresponsive.
"Where am I?"
"Whose leg is this?"
Wang Yu quickly lay down on the ground, tilted her head and licked her leg, "Wake up, wake up, we're not allowed to sleep here..."
I licked it for a while, but there was still no reaction.
Wang Yuyu was at her wit's end, so she took a small bite, hoping to wake up her sleeping legs.
The researchers watched the whole thing unfold, and the office was filled with laughter the entire time. Many people were doubled over with laughter, their stomachs aching from laughing so hard.
A female researcher, her eyes sparkling, tilted her head and stared at Wang Yuyu, saying with adoration, "Hahaha, a secure job is so cute..."
In the corner, a male researcher was boasting to his friend, "Wow, so you can make a tiger's leg go numb! I've learned something new. Next time I see a tiger, I'll ride on its back and make its whole body go numb..."
His friend chimed in, "Yes, yes, that's when you should kick the cripple's bad leg hard..."
In the crowd, a researcher, feigning lingering fear, patted his chest and said with a look of relief, "Luckily, no one was around, otherwise, given his 'iron rice bowl' mentality, he would definitely have tried to extort money from us!"
He pointed at a colleague beside him and said excitedly, "You, it's you! You're the one who hit me, right!"
"Look what you've done to my leg! I can't feel it anymore!"
"We have to lose money, we have to lose money!"
"Let me tell you, if there isn't a single deer here, you're not leaving..."
Those around him watched his performance and burst into laughter again, with many laughing so hard they fell over.
At this point, after continuous rescue efforts, Wang Yuyu's lame leg finally started to respond and could extend and retract.
"Phew, that scared me to death..."
Wang Yu secretly breathed a sigh of relief, then glared angrily at the tiger mother who had already woken up.
Seeing that Tiger Mom was still curiously examining her lame leg, Wang Yuyu was instantly enraged and roared at her, "Roar~"
Tiger Mom was startled, jumped up and ran away, staring at Wang Yuyu in confusion from a distance.
She didn't understand why Wang Yuyu suddenly got angry.
But seeing that Wang Yuyu was in a very irritable mood, she didn't dare to go up and provoke her!
After a long time, Wang Yuyu's leg finally healed.
After walking around several times without any problems, Wang Yuyu finally smiled.
Seeing that Tiger Mom was hiding to the side and dared not come over, Wang Yu took the initiative to step forward and affectionately nuzzle and rub against her to ease the atmosphere.
Seeing Wang Yuyu showing off their affection, the researchers all exclaimed "Eh!"
"I'm not watching anymore, I'm not watching anymore, what's so interesting about two tigers, turn it off now..."
"You'd better watch your job, it's a secure job. Lots of people are watching, don't set a bad example for the kids..."
"Haha...they have such a good relationship..."
"..."
That's what they said, but everyone's eyes were wide open, afraid of missing a single moment.
After cuddling with Tiger Mom for a while, Wang Yuyu caught a glimpse of Little Ball peeking out of the corner of her eye, and chuckled as she growled at Tiger Mom, "Wait a minute, I need to deal with the unwanted people first..."
Seeing Wang Yuyu approaching menacingly, Xiaoqiu immediately curled up into a ball.
Wang Yuyu sneered, hung the ball back around her neck, and then continued flirting with Tiger Mom.
………………
A few days later, Wang Yuyu left her tiger mother and headed towards the territory of her good neighbor, the brown bear.
His son is active in this area, and he wanted to come and check on things, to see how the brat was taking care of himself.
Tiger Mom said that she ran into her son not long ago, and he had grown a bit more.
It was very large, not thin at all, and its fur was glossy and smooth, clearly indicating that it was well-fed.
Moreover, she was in good spirits; upon seeing her, she dashed over in a flash, very lively.
It sounded good, but Wang Yuyu still wanted to see it with her own eyes to put her mind at ease.
As I said before, every meeting now is one less chance to see each other.
If we don't see each other now, we'll never see each other again.
Of course, there is another way to meet, which is to kill one's father to take power and then confront each other at Xuanwu Gate.
But Wang Yuyu would definitely not let that happen, so his visit to his son this time also had a demonstrative meaning.
He warned his son not to try anything with him, and that when his time came next year, he should get out of there.
Your father is still your father, don't even think about turning the tables.
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