Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 689 Time to Get Up! A Secure Job!
Time flies, and Wang Yuyu is back at the zoo.
We arrived early this time, before dawn.
Wang Yu didn't knock on the door; she went straight into the small wooden house and fell fast asleep.
After dawn, Tang Li finished her work and brought Rou Rou to find Wang Yuyu.
The iron gate was gently pushed open, making a soft sound.
Wang Yuyu's ears twitched, and her brain knew that Tang Li had arrived, so she didn't wake up and continued to sleep.
Tang Li gently placed a bowl of meat at the door of the cabin, then knocked and called out softly, "Household saddle, household saddle, get up, the sun's already high in the sky..."
After calling for a while, there was still no response from the cabin. Tang Li was immediately furious. "This secure job is so lazy..."
She pushed open the wooden door and saw Wang Yuyu still fast asleep. She slapped his buttocks a few times and shouted, "Iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl, iron rice bowl..."
Wang Yuyu's ears were twitching incessantly; she heard everything, but she just refused to open her eyes.
Seeing this, Tang Li became even angrier. "Iron rice bowl, get up! Stop pretending to be asleep, I saw everything!"
"You're awake, what are you still sleeping for?"
"Get up right now, it's time to eat..."
Unable to bear the harassment any longer, Wang Yu kicked out suddenly, striking Tang Li squarely in the chest.
Tang Li was caught off guard by Wang Yuyu's move and was kicked away, falling heavily into the snow.
After lying in the snow for a long time to recover, Tang Li touched her chest and slowly sat up.
"Ouch, that hurts so much!"
"You bastard, you dare kick me? Don't you want to live anymore?"
"I'm telling you, this isn't over..."
Inside the cabin, Wang Yuyu listened to Tang Li's harsh words, a slight smile playing on his lips.
But he also knew that now was not the time to pretend to be asleep, and he had to get up quickly.
So, Wang Yu pretended to be panicked and ran to Tang Li with a worried look on her face. She rubbed against her and looked her up and down as if to see if she was alright.
Seeing Tang Li rubbing her chest, Wang Yu quickly moved closer, gently rubbing her with his tiger head, looking at her with concern while calling out apologetically:
"Ouch~ Tang Li, are you alright? I didn't mean to, it was just a natural reaction. Who told you to touch my butt? You can't touch a tiger's butt..."
"Does it hurt? Let me rub it for you, and it will stop hurting then..."
"Didn't you say my head feels nice to hold? Come on, don't be shy, hug me..."
Wang Yuyu used one hand to pry Tang Li's hand, signaling her to hug her.
"Get out of my way! Just seeing you makes me angry..."
Tang Li angrily pushed Wang Yu away, but failed.
Wang Yu didn't want to leave, and Tang Li couldn't move him at all.
Not only that, Wang Yu pretended not to understand Tang Li's meaning, and shamelessly turned his head to rub his hand vigorously in Tang Li's palm.
Faced with Wang Yuyu's shameless offensive, Tang Li was angry for a while, but then she calmed down and couldn't help but laugh.
"Hahaha……"
Tang Li hugged Hu Tou tightly, rubbing it vigorously through gritted teeth, "A secure job, I'm truly impressed!"
"Have you no shame?"
"You're a Siberian tiger, a wild one at that! Why are you behaving like a dog...?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yu immediately protested, struggling fiercely in Tang Li's arms and angrily growling, "Ow~ You're the dog, your whole family are dogs..."
Tang Li clung tightly to Wang Yuyu, half her body pressing down on his head like she was holding a pig during Chinese New Year, while urgently trying to soothe him, saying, "I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't have called you a dog!"
"You are a handsome tiger, a majestic mountain king, a revered mountain god, how could you possibly be a dog?"
"A dog can't compare to you; it's not even worthy of carrying your shoes..."
"Hmm! That's more like it!" Wang Yuyu's struggles lessened immediately, and she was overjoyed. "Can a dog's thing compare to mine?"
"I could kill him with one slap!"
"What a piece of trash! How dare you compare yourself to me..."
Seeing that it was effective, Tang Li's face lit up with joy, and she continued to flatter, "Who is our iron rice bowl? It's the most handsome and fiercest Siberian tiger!"
"I've never seen a Siberian tiger bigger than you. You are the biggest Siberian tiger in the world!"
"Who wouldn't like you? You're so good-looking, you could be a star..."
Gradually, Wang Yu struggled less and less, and finally stopped moving altogether.
Tang Li slowly released her grip, picked up the tiger head in her arms, and saw that Wang Yuyu's tiger face was practically splitting with laughter.
"Hahaha..." Tang Li couldn't help but laugh out loud. "A secure job, you... hahahaha..."
Sure enough, everyone loves to hear sweet words and flattery!
Realizing that Tang Li was laughing at him, Wang Yuyu struck out with his tiger head, lightly bumping into Tang Li's chest, adding insult to injury.
"Hiss~" Tang Li, who was just smiling, froze instantly, gasped, and put on a pained expression.
"A secure job..." Tang Li shoved Wang Yu away, rubbing her chest as she glared angrily at him.
The way he acted made it seem like he wanted to devour Wang Yuyu whole.
"Hmph~" Wang Yuyu sneered, twisting her neck to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, her face full of resentment. "Serves you right for laughing at me. Now you know how powerful I am, don't you?"
"You, if you're going to flatter someone, just do it properly, why are you laughing...?"
"Your technique still isn't up to par; your facial expression control isn't quite there!"
"Stop flattering him from now on; you're not cut out to be a treacherous minister..."
After rubbing for a while, Tang Li felt that her chest was not so painful anymore. She immediately flipped over onto the tiger, raised her hand, clenched her fist, and punched the tiger's head, just like Wu Song fighting the tiger in the TV series.
Fists rained down on Wang Yuyu's head, but Wang Yuyu felt no pain at all.
"Tang Li, don't you, as a tiger keeper, know how hard a tiger's head is?"
"Sigh, fine, I'll just play along, make you happy, and let you vent your anger!"
"Bottling up this anger for too long is bad for your health..."
So Wang Yu pretended to be hurt by Tang Li's beating, lay on the snow, covered his head with his hands, and shook his body vigorously, trying to shake Tang Li off.
But Wang Yuyu can't really leave Tang Li behind.
Now that he's been thrown off, how can Tang Li vent her anger by beating him up?
Wang Yuyu needs to grasp the right balance.
So, Wang Yuyu wasn't physically tired at all, but she was mentally exhausted!
Seeing Wang Yuyu defeated by her, Tang Li felt incredibly satisfied.
"Hahaha... So this is what happens to a secure job!"
"Serves you right for bullying me every day, for bumping into me all the time, for yelling at me all the time, for not listening to me..."
"Take this, take this, take this..."
"I'm going to beat you into submission today, and see if you dare to act tough in front of me again..."
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