Tiger, I rejected the iron rice bowl.
Chapter 73 I am a local
In the SUV behind them were Fu Leshan and his wife, who had spent the day in the city and were preparing to go home.
Fu Leshan was gripping the steering wheel when he suddenly caught sight of a huge dark shadow on the side of the road ahead. Startled, he slammed on the brakes, and the car slowly came to a stop.
He didn't dare drive forward, but slowly followed behind the dark figure, carefully observing it by the light of the high beams.
The high beams were so bright that the couple couldn't immediately make out the shape of the shadowy figure.
Fu Leshan's wife, sitting in the passenger seat, squinted at the slowly moving figure ahead and casually remarked, "Honey, look what's that? It looks like a big yellow dog! Whose dog is that big? How did it get onto this mountain road?"
"A big yellow dog?" Fu Leshan frowned and leaned closer to the windshield, taking a closer look under the high beams. He instantly gasped and cursed, "Honey, this isn't a big yellow dog! It's a Siberian tiger! Holy crap! It really is a Siberian tiger!"
"Oh my god!" Fu Leshan's wife shrank back in fright, her voice trembling. "My God! It's a Siberian tiger! We...we mustn't move it! Whatever you do, don't disturb it, stay away!"
Fu Leshan, however, couldn't hide his excitement. His eyes widened, and he said in a low voice, "Look at this thing! How big is it! I reckon it's two or three meters long. It's really impressive!"
The car slowly moved forward, and Wang Yuyu's figure drew closer and closer to the front of the car. Fu Leshan's wife was frantic, and cried out, "Why are you driving forward! Stop the car! Get away! That's a Siberian tiger! If we hit it, we won't be able to afford to pay for it even if we sell everything we own!"
Fu Leshan kept muttering, "Wife, look at this fur, so beautiful, yellow and black..."
On the other side, Wang Yuyu's eyes were hurting from the increasingly bright lights behind her, and she couldn't help but frown.
He stopped and turned around to see what this "two-legged beast" was up to, only to see the front of the car heading straight for him!
He was so frightened that his whole body stiffened, and he suddenly jumped back a step, landing steadily on the open ground by the roadside.
"Holy crap! Are they trying to run me over?" Wang Yuyu growled in a low voice, still shaken.
As soon as he landed, he immediately lowered his body, his tiger fur standing on end, his amber eyes fixed on the front of the car, and he activated his battle mode.
This "two-legged beast" is so blind!
Damn it, I've been roaming the mountains for so long without falling prey to poachers, but today I've actually been caught off guard and almost crashed into a beat-up car.
If this gets out, Tang Li will laugh at me for the rest of my life!
He could even picture Tang Li's expression when she saw his corpse:
She squatted down beside him, laughing and crying at the same time, poking his tiger-like head and muttering, "Your job is so secure, so secure! You've only been gone a few days, how could you get hit by a car and die?"
"What a remarkable achievement! He's pioneered a new way for Siberian tigers to die!"
Seeing Wang Yuyu crouch down, revealing his flat ears, and emitting a low growl from his throat, looking like he was about to pounce at any moment, Fu Leshan's wife turned pale with fright and cried out in a trembling voice, "Husband, what do we do? What do we do? It...it seems to be scared of us! Will it attack us?"
Fu Leshan was terrified, his palms sweating profusely, but he forced himself to remain calm and patted his wife's hand, saying with a steely resolve, "Honey, don't be afraid, I'm here! It won't dare attack anyone!"
As he spoke, he carefully rolled down the car window a crack and shouted loudly at Wang Yuyu, "Hey! Brother Hu! I'm a local! A native! Could you please make way for me?"
"Local?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Yuyu became even angrier and growled, "Damn it! Just because they're locals doesn't mean they can scare me like this!"
"Don't you locals know the rules? Shouldn't you keep your distance and go around this mountain king?"
"How dare you run me over with your car! You've got some nerve!"
But he still put away his fighting mode, but he didn't intend to let them off so easily. He simply lay down across the middle of the road, posing as a "roadblock".
This isn't over until we give them something in return!
Seeing Wang Yu lying there horizontally in the middle of the road, its big tail leisurely sweeping the ground, blocking the road without moving, Fu Leshan and his wife were completely dumbfounded.
"Holy crap! Didn't they say online that in our area, if you say you're a local, everyone, human or animal, gets some respect? Why doesn't it work for me?!"
Fu Leshan slammed his fist on the steering wheel, angrily complaining, "I knew it! It's all a lie! It's all actors acting!"
"Honey, don't be angry, let's wait a little longer."
Fu Leshan's wife was at a loss and could only whisper comforting him, "Maybe after a while, it will get bored and leave on its own."
Fu Leshan sighed, looking at the menacing "Buddha" statue in the middle of the road, and nodded helplessly: "Fine, that's all we can do for now. We can't really fight it head-on! Hopefully it'll leave soon..."
Meanwhile, at a remote Siberian tiger research base, Xiao Li, the duty officer watching the monitoring screen, suddenly noticed something unusual.
Wang Yuyu, who had been moving at a steady speed, suddenly stopped and put the positioning ball she was holding in her mouth on the ground, remaining motionless.
Xiao Li's heart tightened, and he quickly manipulated the ball, causing the metal legs at the bottom to unfold, and the camera at the top to slowly pop out and turn towards Wang Yuyu to investigate the situation.
When the camera feed showed a pickup truck and Wang Yuyu lying across the middle of the road, confronting it, Xiao Li looked puzzled: "Huh? What's going on? How did my secure job get into this mess with a car again?"
He stared at the screen for a while, seeing that the car and the tiger were locked in a stalemate, with no sign of the car moving forward or Wang Yuyu making any attacking moves, he really couldn't figure out the situation.
He then manipulated the ball, making it move slowly along its tiny legs to the side of the car, preparing to ask about the situation.
Fu Leshan and his wife were staring intently at Wang Yuyu outside the car, their nerves on edge, completely unaware that a round little ball had silently moved to the side of the car.
"Hey, can you hear me? Can you hear me?"
A clear human voice suddenly rang out from outside the car window. Fu Leshan, who was gripping the steering wheel and sighing, was startled and shuddered.
His hand trembled, and he threw himself into his wife's arms in the passenger seat, clinging tightly to her waist, shivering as he cried out, "Honey! Did you hear that? There's someone talking outside!"
Fu Leshan's wife was also startled by the sudden noise, but seeing her husband's cowardly appearance, she couldn't help but pat his hand wrapped around her waist, saying with a mix of anger and amusement, "I heard it! I heard it! How can a grown man like you be more timid than me! Is it really necessary to be so scared?"
"Who, who's a coward!"
Fu Leshan blushed, quickly sat up straight from his wife's lap, and stubbornly protested, "I was just caught off guard and got a sudden fright!"
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