Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"White...white stockings?"

Seeing the white silk stocking with lace trim and mysterious patterns in Xi Yao's hand,

March 7th's face flushed red instantly.

Long Night Moon: No?

She's not giving it to you!

Why are you blushing like a teapot?

"The Grand Diviner almost always wears white silk, so she'll definitely like this gift."

You know what, it actually makes a lot of sense.

It feels a bit strange to give a girl such an intimate item, doesn't it?

But at least it's much more reliable than those Hanu Brothers rocket launchers.

Just imagine,

A girl who is about 1.4 meters tall is carrying a rocket launcher.

This is way too abstract!

"Okay, this one will do."

Tingyun accepted the white silk from Xiyao's hand.

"Next up is General Jingyuan."

What do you all think would be a suitable gift for him?

After thinking seriously for a while, Xing said:

"He likes surprise attacks so much, why don't we give him one?"

"A surprise attack?"

"How should we deliver this?"

Xing smiled slightly and took out her phone.

"Clang clang clang!"

March 7th was completely dumbfounded after taking one look.

"Sea...is it Island Survival?"

"Is this...is this correct?"

"Oh dear, I told you to be more serious!"

"Sorry, I couldn't help it."

Xing scratched his head, then stopped joking and began to seriously recommend the product.

"Or, how about we give him a copy of 'Beautiful Dreams' on film?"

Tingyun nodded silently.

That's a nice gift.

This can help Jingyuan understand the history of Pinocchio.

Should we give Jing Yuanyuan a gift?

Xi Yao thought about it very seriously for a while, and then she came up with a great idea.

"I think it would be wise to send General Jingyuan a few books."

Book?

A hint of surprise flashed in both Xing and March 7's eyes.

That's not right!

Xi Yao actually came up with such a serious gift?

Could it be that she has changed her personality?

Tingyun nodded silently upon hearing this.

"Indeed, the general does enjoy reading in his spare time."

"I was thinking of giving him some books on military strategy and tactics; the general would probably like them."

"NONONO!"

Xi Yao waved her finger, looking inscrutable.

"You just don't understand!"

"Jing Yuanyuan is known as the Divine Strategy General. What kind of military strategy hasn't he read? What kind of military book hasn't he read?"

"Giving him a military treatise will most likely be of little use."

"That makes sense!"

Upon reflection, Tingyun realized that Xiyao was absolutely right.

Jing Yuan was well-versed in military strategy and used troops with unparalleled skill.

I will then send him a book on military strategy.

Wouldn't that seem cumbersome?

She looked up at Xi Yao. Since it was Xi Yao who made the suggestion, she must already have an idea.

So Tingyun asked curiously:

"So, in your opinion, what should we give?"

Xi Yao smiled slightly and took out a book.

Everyone looked over and their eyes widened instantly.

Xi Yao was holding a book in her hand...

"The Cosmic Rich Women's Contact List"

March 7th & Stars & Lingyun: (O_O)?

Jingyuan... is he dating a rich woman?

A picture instantly flashed through their minds.

The imposing Shence General Jing Yuan nestled like a little bird in the arms of a burly, wealthy woman.

hiss~

I can't think about it anymore.

It's too abstract.

No?

Is this a gift for Jingyuan?

Is Xi Yao serious?

The three of them looked at Xi Yao with puzzled expressions.

"Strange, why are you all staring at me like that?"

Xi Yao glanced at the book in her hand with a puzzled look, then instantly put it away.

"Cough cough..."

"Sorry, I took the wrong one."

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Oh, they took the wrong one!

That's fine.

Too,

Who gives someone a rich woman's contact list as a gift?!

Even for Xi Yao, isn't this a bit outrageous?

The three of them looked at Xi Yao with anticipation, as if they wanted to see what kind of book she planned to give Jing Yuan.

Xi Yao snapped her fingers lightly, and another thick book appeared in her hand.

So thick?

It seems to be some kind of academic book.

It seems Xi Yao is quite good at picking gifts.

March 7th, as I truly thought of it.

However, as Xi Yao turned the book over, March 7 was dumbfounded again.

"Five... Five years of college entrance exams and three years of mock exams?"

"What the hell?"

Holy crap, Jingyuan is taking the college entrance exam!

On March 7th, an image of Jingyuan wearing a school uniform, sitting in the classroom taking an exam immediately appeared in her mind.

As he wrote, he even smiled faintly and said:

"Hmm, it's time to use a surprise attack."

"What the hell?!"

Speechless at 7:00 AM on March 7th.

Xing, who was standing next to him, seemed to have been stimulated by something and reflexively took a few steps back, looking terrified.

"No! Don't come any closer!"

"Move this thing away!"

"..."

"You don't even have an exam, what are you panicking about!"

"That's right!"

Xing scratched his head sheepishly.

She then realized that Wuming didn't need to take the exam.

strange,

Why was she panicking?

Tingyun looked at the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation" book in Xiyao's hand, her expression somewhat troubled.

"Well... the general shouldn't need to take the exam anymore."

High emotional intelligence: No need to cope with exams.

Low emotional intelligence: What a piece of junk you gave me! It's completely useless!

Xi Yao glanced at the book in her hand again, hurriedly put it away, and smiled apologetically at everyone.

"Sorry, sorry, I took the wrong one again."

Star & March 7: ...

Those who knew Xi Yao very well had already made up their minds.

She did it on purpose.

However, Tingyun, who was not so familiar with Xiyao, was still hesitant at this moment.

……

Was it really a mistake?

Why do I feel like she did it on purpose?

No, no!

How could you think of her like that?

We shouldn't think so badly of a lovely girl just because of two mistakes!

What if Xi Yao really just accidentally took the wrong one?

Ah!

That must be it!

Xi Yao is so cute, what bad intentions could she possibly have?

At this time,

Xi Yao took out another book.

She said with absolute certainty:

"This time it's definitely the right one! This is it!"

Tingyun smiled and nodded, taking it from Xiyao's hand.

come on,

Let me see what book Xi Yao is planning to give Jing Yuan.

Since it's a gift for the general,

It must be some very serious book, right?

Under Tingyun's expectant gaze

Xi Yao took out a dark blue book.

The book isn't very thick, only about one centimeter thick.

There seems to be nothing wrong with its appearance.

Tingyun took it and glanced at it.

Please, my diviner.

Hmm, the name sounds nice.

and many more……

wrong!

Why does this name sound so strange?

Tingyun quickly flipped open the book and skimmed through the plot.

The book describes how the protagonist transmigrates to a celestial ship and becomes a diviner in the Grand Diviner's Office.

The protagonist is exceptionally capable, but he also enjoys slacking off.

Taibu both loved and hated him.

In the daily routine of living together,

The protagonist and the diviner fall in love with each other.

later,

Tai Bu Fu Xuan even ousted Jing Yuan and became a general in Luofu!

I thought it was some serious book.

The result is a fan fiction novel about the fantasy world of Xianzhou.

The key is the content inside...

That's so melodramatic!

Is it really okay to give such a book to the general?

Tingyun fell into deep thought.

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

A friend brought over some anti-inflammatory medicine.

My teeth are much better now.

They braved the heavy rain to deliver medicine to the young author.

She really made me cry my eyes out!

The young author has made a decision!

We must repay her properly!

Once the teeth are completely healed,

Let's treat her to a meal.

(We'll decide who pays the bill later.)

Hehe~

Love you all~

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