Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Xi Yao, this... how about we choose another one?"

"Is it inappropriate to give this book to the general?"

Tingyun looked somewhat troubled.

Although Jing Yuan was easygoing and had none of the airs of a general,

But the book describes how Fu Xuan defeated him head-on and became a general!

Fu Xuan Taibu's intentions were known to everyone.

The book was sent over.

Jing Yuan might mistakenly believe that he was sent by Fu Xuan to threaten him into abdicating.

However, Xi Yao looked completely unconvinced.

"What's wrong with it?"

"Jing Yuanyuan is usually very busy with official duties, so she must be under a lot of pressure."

"It's a good opportunity to relax by reading an interesting novel in my spare time."

actually……

That actually makes some sense.

only……

Tingyun fell into deep thought as she read the scene in the book where Jingyuan was instantly defeated by Fu Xuan.

With such an outrageous plot, won't General Jingyuan be angry?

never mind,

Since Xi Yao insists,

Then I'll send it.

Xi Yao must have her reasons for doing this.

Without hesitation, Tingyun continued to ask:

"The last one is Lady Bailu from the Dan Ding Division."

"She likes lively gatherings, what do you gentlemen think would be a suitable gift?"

"lively?"

"How about we send some cigarettes?"

Fireworks?

It looked quite lively and bustling.

Moreover, fireworks easily evoke associations with certain festivals.

Thinking about it that way makes it even more exciting.

"Miss March's suggestion is good; fireworks would indeed be quite suitable."

Even Xing nodded silently.

This clearly shows that they highly approve of the suggestion made on March 7th.

However, Xi Yao shook her head at this moment.

"No, no, no!"

"I don't think the fireworks were exciting enough."

Are there more experts?

Tingyun looked at Xiyao with a curious expression.

"Miss Xiyao, what gift do you think is more exciting than fireworks?"

Xi Yao smiled slightly and slowly took out something.

March 7&Star:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

"Imaginary...imaginary neutron bomb?"

"Xi Yao, why do you have this thing?"

"Oh, I bought a few online."

"I was thinking of setting it off like fireworks for fun."

……

Are imaginary neutron bombs used as fireworks?

That's very lifelike!

Wait, she's the Envoy of Pleasure...

That's fine.

but……

Who would give such a dangerous toy to a child?!

No, I can give away anything else, but I really can't give away this!

If this were to fall into Bailu's hands...

The Dan Ding Si will probably have to be renamed Dan Ding Ruins the next day, right?

"Xi Yao, this really won't do!"

"It's too dangerous."

"Oh, of course I know."

"This is just a joke~"

It was just a joke!

Thank goodness.

Tingyun immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

However, a mischievous smile crept onto Xi Yao's lips.

"The real gift, of course, is this!"

She slowly pulled a gun out from behind her back...

Barrett!

Star & March 7th: ? ? ?

Tingyun:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

Holy crap, a Barrett as a gift?!

This is outrageous!

Imagine this scene:

A tiny white dew,

The physicians who should have been treating and saving lives in the rear,

As a result, she shouted something to the person next to her.

"Bro, send me a sniper rifle!"

Then I rushed up and wiped out the entire enemy team.

hiss~

My scalp is tingling.

Seeing the shocked expressions on the three people's faces, Xi Yao couldn't help but laugh.

"Pfft~"

"You guys aren't really taking this seriously, are you?"

"How could I possibly give a girl such an outrageous gift?"

"Just kidding~"

"Little sister Xiyao, that's a really scary joke!"

Tingyun gave Xiyao a resentful look.

Then March 7th and Xing immediately echoed:

"Yeah yeah!"

"Okay~"

"I'm not kidding you guys anymore."

"Since it's a gift for Sister Bailu, of course it has to be this!"

As she spoke, Xi Yao took out a bag of pastries.

This was something Ruan Mei made herself and gave to Xi Yao to get her to cooperate with the experiment.

Finally, a decent gift!

The things Xi Yao had taken out before were all too abstract, leaving her completely bewildered.

She thought Xi Yao was going to bring out some strange thing again.

Fortunately, no.

Children love sweets.

So sending pastries is indeed a good idea.

"Then let's send these pastries to Lady Bailu; I think she'll like them."

How could I not like it?

Those were pastries made by Ruan Mei.

Even the Black Tower praised it highly.

You can't get this even if you have money!

However, Xi Yao didn't feel sorry for her.

after all,

As long as Nguyen Mai wants to study her, she will have an endless supply of pastries.

She even said she was tired of eating it.

Nguyen Mai might even go out of her way to develop new pastries for her.

It seems unexpected that simply choosing a gift would be so difficult.

Tingyun let out a long sigh of relief.

"Alright, all the gifts have been chosen."

"Now everyone's happy."

The female shop assistant next door: ? ? ?

What's so great about it?

You didn't buy a single thing here!

She looked at Xi Yao, her eyes filled with resentment and dissatisfaction at having her sales performance stolen.

Clearly, they were blaming Xi Yao entirely for losing Ting Yun as a guest.

But after all, she's in business.

Although angry, I understand that I shouldn't smack a customer in front of them.

After all, this deal didn't go through.

Who knows, they might come back in the future?

If we actually cricket at their faces, wouldn't we lose several potential customers?

Xi Yao certainly sensed this malice.

But she didn't react at all.

"Let's go."

"It's almost time, we should head back."

As Tingyun and the others left...

The shop assistants also started to become unrestrained and began cricketing Xi Yao.

"She looks so innocent, but who knows how many men she's slept with behind the scenes."

"You little bitch."

However, no sooner had she finished speaking than her clothes instantly shattered into powder with a "chua!"

The female shop assistant immediately screamed.

"ah!!!!"

Not far away, Xi Yao let out a cold laugh.

You can chatter like a cricket, but if I hear you, you're in big trouble!

She had only intended to use the wind to blow up the shop assistant's skirt and embarrass her.

However, since the other party was speaking so recklessly, she didn't need to hold back.

Speaking of,

The shop assistant might actually have to thank Xiyao.

after all,

Xi Yao let her experience a thrilling and exciting naked run.

Not everyone has the courage to experience this.

After Xi Yao and the others delivered Ting Yun to the Hui Chang Shi, they met Yu Kong.

After handing the person over to her, they returned to the train.

However, I met someone I never expected.

Sunday.

Through Walter's introduction,

On Sunday, I want to temporarily join the train and travel with everyone.

No one seemed to have any objections to this.

then,

On Sunday, I successfully joined the Starry Sky Train family.

It was almost lunchtime.

Xi Yao brought Sunday to the guest room carriage.

"This is the database, and this is Danheng's room."

"This is Xiao Sanyue's room."

"Those two rooms in the back are Ji Zi's and Uncle Yang's rooms."

"My room and Xing's room are upstairs."

Sunday:……

He looked at the empty carriages behind him and fell into deep thought.

Why do I feel like I'm being ostracized?

never mind,

It doesn't matter, I'm fine with sleeping on the sofa.

But why would the Star Train let an unknown passenger sleep on the sofa?

There are no extra rooms to save fuel.

A room can be built whenever needed.

Xingna simply likes sleeping in trash cans.

With a few quick actions, Xi Yao completed a brand new room in no time.

I was completely stunned on Sunday.

This wasn't because Xi Yao built houses particularly fast.

It was because the walls of the room were covered with robin-themed merchandise!

She understands me so well!

At that moment, Sunday wished he could become sworn brothers with Xi Yao.

He sincerely grasped Xi Yao's hand and looked at her with incredibly fervent eyes.

"Thank you, Xi Yao!"

You're welcome!

"As long as you don't object to me being with Sister Robin, that's fine~"

Sunday:"?"

"Miracle Choir, Dominix!"

"Look, you're in such a hurry again!"

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