Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Hello!"

"How did you manage to get her to trust you so much?"

On the wide road of Origami University, Hanabi followed behind Xiyao, persistently asking her questions.

Xi Yao turned around and teased with a smile:

"What, are you jealous because you saw me being affectionate with other girls?"

"hiss……"

"You wouldn't... have fallen in love with me, would you?"

For some reason, Hanabi's face involuntarily began to burn when she heard those words.

No way!

Could it be that I've really fallen for her?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

How could I possibly like this despicable guy?

Perhaps to hide her inner panic, or perhaps because she was dissatisfied with Xi Yao's narcissism, Hua Huo quickly turned her head away.

"You...you must be dreaming!"

"You bastard! You start relationships and then abandon people, you're always flirting with other women, you're a complete scoundrel!"

"Lady Hanabi, even if I fall in love with old Sambo, I'd never fall in love with you!"

Sambo:?

No?

Why am I being called out?

What does this have to do with me?

"Oh?"

Why do I always feel that Hanabi's tone has a kind of wistful resentment like a spoiled young wife?

Xi Yao raised an eyebrow, immediately becoming interested.

"Yeah?"

"If you hate me so much, why are you following me?"

Fireworks stepped forward and used her petite body to block Xi Yao's path.

She stood with her hands on her hips, her brows furrowed, looking quite angry.

"How dare you ask me that?"

"You seemed so happy touching me back then, what? Now you're turning your back on me?"

"How dare you do such an outrageous thing to Lady Hanabi! Don't think Lady Hanabi will let you get away with this!"

"Even though I can't beat you, it doesn't mean I can't get my revenge!"

"Let me tell you! Lady Hanabi, I'm sticking with you!"

"I'll keep bothering you! Until you're disgusted to the point of collapse!"

……

Is she sure that doing this isn't just walking into a trap?

Although Xi Yao is a pervert, she is a pervert with principles.

Generally, she will only stick the sticker on if the other party agrees.

She generally won't do anything particularly outrageous unless the other party agrees.

Except for Hanabi, you don't need a reason to bully her, because she's just too Asakusa.

This is why she's not interested in fireworks.

Or we could get a different pervert...

Someone who comes to your door like this must have already turned into a cream puff.

but,

It has to be said that Hanabi's self-destructive behavior was truly disgusting to Xiyao.

You said you should punish her severely, but Hanabi is completely useless, she's not afraid at all, and she doesn't even put up a fight.

She's even showing signs of becoming a masochist.

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But if you ignore her, she'll still cause trouble for you every now and then.

Although it didn't have much effect, the main problem was that it was disgusting! It buzzed like a fly that had smelled poop.

It's a dilemma: whether to bully her or not.

and many more……

Did I insult myself?

Damn it!

The disgusting things made my brain stupid.

It's all the fireworks' fault!

After thinking it over, Xi Yao decided to ignore Hua Huo.

The reason is also very simple.

Hanabi is just angry right now, which is why she's so patient in waiting it out with her.

After a while, when she realizes that no one is paying attention to her, she will get bored and leave on her own.

She can't spend her whole life with herself, can she?

She's incredibly persistent.

But if I act very angry or upset, it will make Hanabi happy, and she will continue to do so to get revenge on me.

They might really refuse to leave then.

Looks like I'll be disgusted by her for a while.

It's okay, I'll just give her the silent treatment.

Xi Yao responded expressionlessly:

"Yeah?"

"You're awesome!"

Xi Yao bypassed the fireworks and continued walking towards Origami University.

Seeing that Xi Yao was ignoring her, Hua Huo stomped her feet angrily.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

That wretched Xi Yao!

They're ignoring me!

Don't think I'll let you off the hook just because of this!

I can't believe it!

You can stay this calm forever!

Hanabi-sama, I'm going to take you on!

I'll make you cry from disgust, or I'm not a flower!

Fireworks caught up with Xiyao without saying a word, and just followed her.

Because of the school's anniversary celebration, the campus was decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations.

Various stalls stand on both sides of the road.

Most of the people at the ice cream stand were children.

The Suleda booth was naturally packed with people.

There was even a wine stall next to it.

Selling wine at a university stall? It just doesn't feel quite right.

See, this dessert stall is quite reasonable.

The stall owner is a quirky girl, and quite cute.

Next up is... a monkey doll?

Isn't that kind of cute...?

Ok?

Hanabi frowned, realizing that things were not so simple.

This monkey...

Something feels off.

At first glance, it looks quite cute, but upon closer inspection, you'll find it's a bit eerie.

Observing the change in her expression, Xi Yao raised an eyebrow.

Did you sense anything was wrong?

I didn't expect my sense of fireworks to be so keen.

Too,

If she didn't have some skills, she would have been finished long ago if she were as reckless as she is.

Although Fireworks always gets the short end of the stick from Xi Yao, she is actually quite formidable.

She's just no match for Xi Yao; she could easily defeat 95% of people.

But she just kept provoking Xi Yao...

This reminded Xi Yao of a certain next Sword Master of Luofu.

Thinking about it carefully, Luofu is truly a gathering place for outstanding talents!

Yanqing, the future swordsman: There were five people, and I defeated four of them.

The future enlightened dragon, Bai Lu: Watch me whip your parents so hard they won't recognize you!

The future diviner, Qingque: idly playing cards.

Huo Huo, the future judge of the Ten Kings: Help me! (Tail!)

The future Cloud Cavalry General, Su Chang: She has both good looks and wisdom.

The future captain of the Sky Ship Company: Ting Yun (black and white photo).jpg

The future of Luofu is truly bright!

I wonder if Jingyuan can withstand these people.

Pulling her chaotic thoughts back, Xi Yao turned her gaze to the monkey dolls on the stall next to her.

Others might not realize it, but she knew that this sleeping banana monkey was actually part of a conspiracy by Dr. Primitive, the Genius Club #64.

Simply put, he wants to use a meme virus to turn everyone here into monkeys.

The beautiful and kind-hearted Xi Yao would certainly not allow such a thing to happen.

The Robin, March 7th, Star...

I, Xi Yao, will protect these adorable girls!

Xi Yao looked dignified and righteous.

……

Where is the King of Amber?

With such a strong will to protect me, give me some response!

Why don't you give me a command?

You cheapskate!

Aha, who was secretly watching: That's right!

That idiot is so stingy!

of course,

Xi Yao has no intention of speedrunning directly.

That would be pointless.

And wouldn't you know it, she's now a mysterious envoy.

My mastery of memory is on a completely different level compared to before.

If she used to break through the memory domain purely by relying on numerical values ​​and her strength was so great that bricks flew, now she can manipulate memory essence using mechanisms.

The Memory Realm is a magical place where you can do many things that are impossible in reality.

Xi Yao came up with a really fun idea!

Turning into a monkey would be so boring!

Rather than...

Let's turn everyone into catgirls!

Hehe~

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

A friend invited the young author to his home to play video games.

die laughing,

How could a young author not see such a simple trap?

The young author immediately called two more friends.

If she dares to make a move, she'll kill him instantly!

She'd better be honest.

otherwise……

Hehehe~

My little cuties,

Looking forward to good news from the young author!

Love you all~

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