Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Xiyao! Xiyao!"

"Over here! Over here!"

While strolling through the Origami University campus, Xi Yao suddenly heard a familiar voice.

She turned her head and saw that under a pavilion not far away, March 7th was waving at her.

Danheng and Xing were right next to her.

Clearly, they were waiting for her.

"Here it comes~"

Xi Yao walked over quickly.

Fireworks didn't follow immediately; instead, she walked towards the ice cream truck in the opposite direction.

She walked through the crowd and arrived at the pavilion.

"Ah Xing just arrived, so now the four of us are finally all here!"

March 7th's face was beaming with a sweet smile.

"March baby, if you say that, I'll be sad~"

At this moment, Hanabi, who arrived late, pouted and looked somewhat aggrieved.

March 7th scratched his head and smiled somewhat awkwardly.

Sorry, I accidentally forgot about you.

"It's okay~"

"Hey, I'll treat you to ice cream!"

Hanabi took out an ice cream and presented it to March 7.

Seeing the delicious ice cream cone, March 7th's eyes lit up, and he took it.

"Thanks!"

"I didn't expect you to be so generous!"

You're welcome!

"My dears, I am so grateful for your care. I should be the one thanking you."

"puff!"

When Hoshino, who was drinking water, heard Hanabi address Yuyao by her name, she immediately spat it out.

Honey...darling?

Not a girl?

Are you guys making such a quick move?

March 7th also looked astonished, seemingly shocked by the name.

They glanced at the petite and adorable Hua Huo, then at Xi Yao beside her, their gossipy hearts stirring.

Xi Yao rolled her eyes.

Hanabi is such a troublemaker!

They're stirring up trouble again.

By doing this, she was simply getting herself involved, dragging Xi Yao into the mess, and causing her endless trouble.

"She's talking nonsense, just ignore her."

Oh, I see.

Indeed, the words of the Masked Fool are not to be trusted.

Except Xiyao.

For some reason, March 7th and Xing felt a little disappointed.

Perhaps it's because their natural inclination to gossip hasn't been satisfied.

Even though Xi Yao had seen through her little scheme, Hua Huo wasn't angry. She just smiled gently at her.

"Looks like you don't like this nickname~"

"It's okay, as long as you're happy."

"Wife~"

Hoshi&March 7:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

They thought that "darling" was already exciting enough.

I never expected Hanabi to call me "wife" so directly!

This is this...

This is so exciting!

They sized up Xi Yao and Hua Huo.

They're all girls with pigtails, they're all very cute, and they all have beautiful eyes.

They are all masked fools.

They even have small breasts... cough cough.

You know what, suddenly it feels kind of cute to tumble over, why is that?

Danheng: ...

It was obvious at a glance that Hanabi was acting. He was speechless when he saw the intense gossip in Hoshi and March Seven's eyes.

No?

How did you two become a couple?!

Doesn't this look obviously fake?

Actually, even Xing could tell that this was most likely fake.

After all, the Masked Fool is best at deceiving people and acting.

But it's so easy to rub against!

As long as there's melon to eat.

So, does it matter whether this melon is real or fake?

It's not important at all!

As for March 7th... she really didn't notice it.

What I mean is... March wives are so cute~

Hearing how Hanabi addressed her, Xi Yao rolled her eyes again, speechless.

This guy, just to disgust people, he actually called them "wife".

She wasn't interested in Hanabi, that small-breasted little devil.

And she wouldn't fall into Hanabi's trap and try to explain anything.

after all,

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is the fact.

She won't get angry.

That would be falling into Hanabi's trap.

The angrier she got, the happier Hanabi became.

Therefore, Xi Yao ignored her.

Seeing that Xi Yao had no reaction, Hua Huo gritted her teeth inwardly.

This guy is pretty patient!

It's okay, I have plenty of patience!

She then took out two more ice creams and handed one to Danheng and the other to Xing.

Dan Heng shook his head expressionlessly and said calmly:

"No need, thank you."

Xing looked at the ice cream in front of her, then turned her gaze to Xi Yao not far away, as if seeking her opinion.

It would be a lie to say I didn't want to eat.

After all, no girl can resist the temptation of a sweet ice cream.

But Hanabi is the Masked Fool, so who knows if she's tampered with things inside?

"Since someone is willing to pay out of their own pocket, then you can eat it."

"Why not eat it if it's free?"

"Don't worry, the ice cream will be fine."

Having received confirmation from Xi Yao, Xing was immediately relieved and accepted the ice cream.

The saying goes, "He who takes a man's money is bound to be grateful," or "He who eats another man's food is

Having accepted the ice cream, Xing couldn't be cold to them, so she smiled politely.

"Thanks!"

"You're welcome, little gray-haired guy!"

Huahu took out a tricolor ice cream with three scoops of ice cream piled up and handed it to Xiyao.

"The best ice cream is definitely reserved for you."

"My dearest wife~"

Xi Yao glanced at her, took the three-colored ice cream from Hua Huo's hand, and said expressionlessly:

"Thanks."

Hanabi's lips curled up slightly.

You still fell for their trap!

Xiyao!

If someone accepts my ice cream, it means they've implicitly accepted the title of "wife" in other people's eyes.

Sure enough, Xing and March 7's eyes immediately lit up with a strong thirst for knowledge once again.

at this time,

Xi Yao turned around, walked to the roadside not far away, squatted down, and threw the ice cream in her hand into a dog's bowl.

It was a dog that looked like a golden retriever.

Xi Yao gently stroked the dog's head and said:

"Good puppy, I find the things someone gave me disgusting, but I can't waste food, so I'll just have to give them to you~"

"While it may not taste as good as poop, it should still be pretty good."

"Try it."

The dog clearly didn't understand Xi Yao's words and just kept wagging its tail.

Upon seeing the ice cream in the bowl, it immediately began to lick it happily.

Hanabi's smile froze instantly.

Too much!

Hey!

If you don't like it, you don't have to!

What does it mean to use the ice cream I bought to feed the dog?

Soul pale!

and also!

What does it mean that it might not taste as good as poop?

Am I really inferior to my dad when it comes to the ice cream I bought?

I'm furious!

Ah ah ah ah ah!

If it weren't for the need to maintain the image of a virtuous wife and loving mother in front of the train crew,

Fireworks rushed over and exploded with Xi Yao.

Despite being very angry inside, Hanabi still tried her best to force a smile.

"It's okay, if you don't like ice cream, we won't buy it next time."

"Wife!"

Upon hearing this, Xi Yao slowly stood up, walked to the ice cream cart next to her, and shouted loudly:

"Boss, give me a seven-color ice cream."

"Okay, please wait a moment."

Hanabi:? ? ?

What does that mean?

Are you trying to slap me in the face?

She had just said that Xi Yao didn't like ice cream, so Xi Yao immediately went and bought one, and even bought more flavors of ice cream than Hua Huo had bought.

This is deliberately slapping her in the face!

The fireworks have hardened.

The fist hardened.

That wretched Xi Yao!

You just wait!

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Xing and Sanyueqi, who were standing nearby, watched the two flirting and teasing each other, and both of them had a smile on their face.

Wow even!

So good! I love shipping them! I ship them every day!

Danheng: ...

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