Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

It's still early, no rush to register.

The group decided to wander around first.

As they walked, they saw several monkey dolls at a roadside stall.

They have blank expressions, eyes that seem to hold great wisdom, and aloes on their heads like banana leaves.

"Hey, I just saw this monkey in my dream."

Xing looked at the monkey dolls on the stall; they were indeed exactly the same as the ones she had just dreamed about.

Upon seeing this on March 7th, he smiled and explained:

"Oh, this one? This one is called the Sleeping Banana Monkey."

"This is the hottest little gadget from Origami University right now, even more popular than the Watch Boy!"

"The Sleeping Banana Monkey is lazy, loves to eat bananas, and lives a carefree life during its banana-sleeping moments."

"Is it also an animated character created by a watchmaker?"

"No, no, it only appeared recently, it's a mystery... what was it again?"

"Oh, meme!"

"Somehow, it became an overnight sensation!"

"Fans have compiled a unique set of 'banana' language, and even created memes and fan art around it!"

"The most popular song is 'Sleeping Banana Song' - banana banana banana banana~ banana banana banana banana~"

March 7th excitedly told everyone everything about the sleeping banana monkey.

It's clear that she really likes the sleeping banana monkey.

Hanabi, who had been listening silently from the side, raised an eyebrow.

Why did it suddenly become so popular for no reason?

interesting.

It seems that the sudden popularity of the sleeping banana monkey was deliberately orchestrated by someone behind the scenes.

The purpose is very simple: to make money.

The more abstract something is, the easier it is to spread.

To create such an IP, forming memes and abstract culture,

Then, by releasing related merchandise, the people behind the scenes can make a fortune.

The person behind this really has a clever plan.

After figuring it out, Hanabi lost interest in the sleeping banana monkey.

She was not interested in undermining the methods businessmen used to make money.

Instead of wasting time, he should think about how to get revenge on Xi Yao.

She really wants to mess with Xi Yao right now.

Unfortunately, I haven't found a suitable opportunity yet.

However, she was not discouraged at all.

It is common knowledge that people do not feel tired when they are doing bad things.

Fireworks is currently in this state.

She wouldn't give up until she had successfully taken revenge on Xi Yao.

After wandering around for a while, it was almost time to check in.

The enrollment process was quite simple and didn't take up too much time.

After completing the formalities, the group strolled around and unexpectedly discovered that the Dream Theatre Troupe was working as teaching assistants on campus.

It is said that this was a last resort because many teachers went to participate in academic seminars, resulting in a shortage of teaching staff.

This statement is perfectly reasonable, and no one doubts it.

Soon, the opening ceremony of the school's anniversary celebration began.

"This...how is this possible!"

"How come the principal is... a monkey?"

The principal who appeared on stage was actually a monkey wearing glasses and with very big ears.

Everyone who witnessed this was somewhat at a loss.

"W-W-W-Is this some kind of prank show?"

"It should be a mask, right? How could the principal really be a monkey?"

March 7th whispers softly to the stars.

Not only them, but the crowd below the stage whispered among themselves, discussing this outrageous scene.

Hanabi, who had already lost interest in the sleeping banana monkey, suddenly became interested.

Fools have a thousand faces, playing games in the world.

As the most skilled at disguise, the Masked Fool was certain that the monkey in front of her was not a costume, but a real monkey.

The president of Origami University is actually a monkey?

Is the family so inclusive?

How could they agree to let a monkey be the principal?

Or……

The family didn't know about this?

interesting……

Hanabi's lips curled up slightly as she keenly sensed a hint of conspiracy.

I initially thought this sleeping banana monkey was just a tool for some capitalist to make money.

Now it seems that it's probably not that simple.

She secretly glanced at Xi Yao beside her.

Xi Yao was chatting and laughing with San Yueqi at this moment, and there seemed to be nothing unusual.

But Hua Huo didn't believe that Xi Yao knew nothing.

With his keen senses, he should have noticed it by now, right?

There might even be a script already.

It seems I need to find an opportunity to sound her out.

If a good script comes along, a temporary truce is not out of the question.

Generally speaking, the principal's speech at the opening ceremony is a long, boring, and tedious speech.

But this monkey-like principal made an incredibly explosive statement.

To ease everyone's burden, the school has decided to cancel all courses and assessments this semester!

"You can earn academic credits simply by attending the school anniversary celebration!"

The students below the stage cheered with joy.

What could be more delightful for a student than having no homework or exams?

However, this outrageous decision only further confirmed Hanabi's conjecture.

after all,

What legitimate school principal can exempt students from homework and exams?

It's already a favor that they're not giving you extra lessons.

Even the best principals, at most, make the rules and regulations a little more humane and occasionally organize some fun activities for the students.

What's more, the principal on the stage is a monkey.

Combined with this inexplicably popular sleeping banana monkey,

If there's no problem, who would believe it if I told them?

Interesting. Looks like someone's planning to cause trouble in this city of events.

Looks like I need to talk to that guy as soon as possible.

The opening ceremony ended quickly.

On March 7th, he naturally took Xi Yao and Xing's hands.

"Let's go take the string testing exam together?"

"Maybe we'll even be assigned to the same college and become classmates!"

"OK."

Just as they were preparing to go to the public classroom to take the exam,

Fireworks quickly walked over and took Xi Yao's arm.

"Honey, come with me for a second, I need to talk to you about something."

Before she could finish speaking, Xi Yao's hand seemed to vanish from Hua Huo's embrace as if it had become ethereal.

She didn't reply, nor did she even glance at Hanabi, clearly intending to ignore her.

Hanabi:......

Oh my god!

We had clearly agreed to be best friends before,

Now they're completely ignoring me!

How heartless!

Unfortunately, Fireworks had no choice but to temporarily put aside dealing with Xi Yao's feelings.

She took Xi Yao's hand again, her expression very serious.

"Xi Yao! I really have something to tell you!"

You think you can't be controlled?

Xi Yao gave her a half-smile and teased her:

"Hey, why aren't you pretending anymore?"

"Don't you like it?"

"Xi Yao, what are you saying?"

"I don't know about fireworks~"

Hanabi tilted her head, put her hands behind her back, and blinked her eyes, looking like an innocent little girl.

He still looks so natural pretending to be stupid.

Xi Yao smiled meaningfully, but didn't expose her.

She smiled at Danheng, Sanyueqi, and Xing and said:

"You guys go ahead, I need to talk to her about something, I'll be back later."

Dan Heng didn't say anything, he just nodded slightly.

March 7th paused for a moment, looked at Xi Yao with a puzzled expression, but didn't say anything more.

"Okay, okay."

Xing's eyebrows curved into crescents, and a hint of cunning flashed in her eyes.

She glanced at Xi Yao, then at Hua Huo, before nodding with a half-smile.

"It's okay, we're not in a hurry."

Take your time.

……

This silly child, is she obsessed with shipping couples?

Bumping into everything will only harm you!

Forget it, why bother with her?

Let's see what tricks Hanabi is up to this time.

Maybe we can also use her to test the waters~

Hehe~

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

broken!

We've fallen for their trap!

I was playing a game when my friend suddenly started attacking me!

Two other friends also turned against us!

We've been set up!

hateful!

The young author really lost out this time...

Waaaaah~

Surprisingly...

I was forced to order takeout for each of them!

(Those with dirty minds, go stand in the corner and reflect on your actions~)

Damn it!

The young author will remember this grudge!

My little darlings, just wait, the author will definitely get revenge!

Love you all~

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