Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Liumeng Reef

In an empty square.

Potio, pointing a gun at a man with a mustache, exuded domineering presence.

This person not only tried to occupy public space to visit the Sleeping Banana Monkey statue, but also verbally abused the surrounding residents, displaying an extremely arrogant attitude.

How could Potio tolerate this?

He immediately drew his gun, ready to have the man with the mustache cosplay as Kennedy—a truly imaginative idea.

Everyone knows how short-tempered he is; even Mike, the person in charge of Liumeng Reef, couldn't stop him.

"There are many complicated things in this world, but they will all become simple once a gunshot is fired."

"It's not too late to figure it out then!"

In plain language: If you have something to say, talk to the gun in my hand.

Potio, his killing intent unwavering, struck a dashing pose, his eyes becoming a crosshair, gradually aiming at the enemy before him.

"He's a banana, I'll give you this one moment today."

"?"

As soon as he said those words, Potio froze.

"He's a banana, how did I start talking about him being a banana?"

His synesthetic beacon had been tampered with; any swear words would be automatically censored into words like "baby" or "cute."

This time it turned into a banana?

They may look the same, but as everyone knows,

The Sea Ranger and the Primal Doctor have a blood feud.

The Sea Ranger once thwarted the Primal Doctor's "Atavism Plan".

In retaliation, Dr. Primal unleashed "Degenerate Current," causing many of the Sea Rangers to turn into monkeys.

Monkeys love to eat bananas, which makes Potio think of his companions who were persecuted by the Primal Doctor whenever he sees a banana.

A surge of anger welled up inside him.

"Banana? I'll give you a banana, baby! What's this banana?"

Of course, he wasn't so brainless as to vent his anger on innocent people.

The saying goes, "Every wrong has its perpetrator, and every debt its debtor."

The original doctor had committed a sin, and he himself had to pay for it.

This is why he came to help without hesitation after receiving the message from Luanpo that there might be traces of the Primal Doctor here.

Potio gripped the revolver tightly, its sharp shark teeth clashing together with a crisp hum, its cross-shaped eyes filled with murderous intent.

That despicable Yuukaru Evil Ninja!

Don't let me find you!

Otherwise, I'll definitely shoot you to death with that banana!

hateful!

Where did this banana come from!

After being persuaded by Mika, the man with the mustache finally left temporarily.

To find out what had happened, Potio quickly asked Mikael for details.

It turns out that not long ago, a group of people calling themselves "Zhu Jiao" (meaning "helping bananas") came to Liumeng Reef and started spreading the story of the Sleeping Banana Monkey, which became a hit in a very short time.

Supporters spontaneously organized the "Sleeping Banana Society".

They promote themselves everywhere under the guise of a club, and they are very unfriendly.

Sleeping in the Banana Club?

He's a banana, how can anyone like this kind of cute little monkey?

They even organized clubs?

What they really are bananas are a bunch of small bananas.

Since no one else is willing to take care of it, then I'll take care of it.

After parting ways with Mika, Potio wandered around Dream Reef, searching for traces of the Sleeping Banana Society members.

Soon, he found a member of the Sleeping Banana Society who was in charge of recruiting new members on a rooftop.

When faced with a question from the other party related to the sleeping banana monkey...

Potio, of course, couldn't answer a single question.

Normally, he would have already charged in with a gun.

But this time he's here to help Luanpo, so it's not appropriate to force him.

Sitting at the bar illuminated by neon lights,

Portio ordered a few drinks and seemed to have a headache.

"Damn it, how exactly do I join that banana-loving club?"

"They're not really going to make him learn about that sleeping banana monkey thing, are they?"

Realizing he was talking about bananas again, Potio suddenly got a little annoyed.

"Damn bananas!"

"I'll give you a banana, baby!"

"What exactly is going on?"

"It seems our adorable Bobo Shark has run into a little trouble?"

Xi Yao sat down in the chair next to Portio as if they were old friends and waved to the boss, Cui Si.

"Boss, bring me your most expensive drink!"

"Put it on Mr. Portio's tab!"

Potio: "?"

"Damn it, even if we're friends, you can't just talk like that!"

It's normal for friends to buy each other a drink; he's not that stingy.

But Xi Yao made the decision without asking his opinion, which really annoyed him.

The owner, Tracy, stood there, unsure whether she should go and mix the drinks.

Xi Yao smiled slightly and whispered in Potio's ear:

"I have a way to cure your speech impediment and make you stop saying bananas."

Potio's eyes lit up immediately.

This banana-related verbal tic really annoyed him. If Xi Yao could really solve it, a glass of wine wouldn't be a problem at all.

"Boss, give her the most expensive drink!"

"Okay."

Trish immediately went to mix drinks with great excitement.

Although it takes a long time to mix the most expensive drink, it also earns a lot of money!

Seeing Portio's face change in an instant, Xi Yao gave a meaningful smile.

"Didn't you say I was just talking to myself?"

"Is there?"

"He's a banana, I don't remember that."

Potio replied expressionlessly.

Well, I never expected that Bobo Shark, who seems so straightforward, would also go astray.

He plays dumb so naturally.

"Xi Yao, hurry up and help me finish this banana."

"I'm so annoyed by this little banana."

Potio was very anxious.

It's obvious he really hates bananas.

Xi Yao did not act immediately, but instead spoke slowly and deliberately:

"Let's make this clear first, I can cure you and stop you from saying bananas."

"But there might be some minor side effects."

"You can't blame me then."

"side effect?"

Potio waved his hand dismissively.

"It's okay, as long as he stops calling this little cutie banana."

"Everything else is fine."

"OK!"

"I'm relieved to hear that."

Xi Yao gave an OK sign and then began the treatment.

She then pulled out a pair from behind her back...

Cat ears!

Potio: "?"

"Damn it, weren't you going to treat me?"

"What are you going to do with this thing?"

"yes!"

"These are the tools used to treat you!"

"???"

He examined closely the pair of white, fluffy cat ears in Xi Yao's hand. Cat ears?

Treatment for speech impediments?

real or fake?

It feels a bit unreliable, doesn't it?

"Are you sure this banana stuff works?"

"Why don't you try it and you'll see?"

As she spoke, ignoring Potio's attempts to stop her, Xi Yao forcibly put the cat ears on his head.

"Hey! What the hell are you going to do, you precious thing?"

"?"

"His precious treasure, it's really healed?"

Potio looked on incredulously.

Can wearing cat ear headbands cure speech impediments?

This is too fantastical!

but……

What about the side effects?

He checked his physical condition.

Very good.

He took out another mirror and looked at himself.

Aside from looking a bit... adorable with the cat ear headband,

There's nothing else wrong!

He looked up in confusion and asked:

"Xi Yao, what side effects are you talking about?"

After speaking, he paused for two and a half seconds, then suddenly let out a sound uncontrollably.

"Meow?"

"???"

Potio stared in disbelief, seemingly not expecting why he would make such a cute sound.

"Holy crap, why is his precious meowing?"

"Could it be...?"

He looked at Xi Yao, confirming with his eyes.

"Pfft~"

Xi Yao covered her mouth, suppressing a laugh, and nodded.

"That's right, that's what's called a side effect."

"Congratulations, Bobo Shark! You've temporarily become an adorable catgirl~"

Potio: ...

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P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

good news!

The two accomplices have received their due punishment!

The young author secretly went to their house and took away their favorite ice cream and durian!

Next,

Now it's the friends' turn!

See how the young author punishes her!

Hehehe~

My little cuties,

Looking forward to good news from the young author!

Love you all~

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