Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Chapter 316 Bobo Shark, when you meow, you're really cute!

"Damn it, I'm a real man, and I have to make that kind of noise every time I say a word."

Potio's eyebrows twitched, and a red grid pattern appeared on his forehead.

It's clear that he was quite dissatisfied with the sweet voice he was making.

"Pfft~"

Xi Yao suppressed a laugh and teased:

"What's wrong?"

"I think it's cute!"

"It suits you perfectly~"

"..."

"Perfect for your little kitty!"

Rolling his eyes, Potio picked up the wine on the table and drank it all in one gulp.

Although he was a little annoyed by the strange verbal tic he had inexplicably developed, he could only accept it for the time being.

He sighed and said helplessly:

"Okay, at least it's much better than his precious bananas, meow."

At this moment, the proprietress placed the freshly mixed drink in front of Xi Yao.

Potio paid for all of Xi Yao's drinks, picked up his hat, put it on, and headed for the door.

"I'm off now, meow. I still need to think about how to infiltrate that cute little club, meow."

"etc."

Xi Yao spoke up, stopping Potio.

Potio turned around in confusion.

"What else, meow?"

Xi Yao smiled slightly.

"I have a way to get you into that Sleeping Banana Society."

"Oh?"

Potio's eyes lit up again.

"Boss, give her three more of that drink from last time, meow!"

Boss lady: ?

The most expensive drink in the shop is a cocktail. The method of making it is not difficult, but it takes a lot of time and energy.

After adding the wine and ice to the glass, you need to keep stirring until a layer of frost forms on the glass.

This usually takes about ten minutes.

Her hands were so sore from making just one cup.

Now, Potio actually wants her to mix three cups?

This is terrible!

alright,

Who can blame them when this wine is profitable?

However, just when she thought three cups was the limit.

Xi Yao walked to Potio's side and whispered in his ear:

"I know where the original doctor is."

"!!!"

"Damn it, why didn't you say so sooner, meow!"

"Hey boss, give me ten more of that drink, meow!"

"How much...did you take?"

"Ten cups???"

Trish was dumbfounded.

She could barely accept three cups, but ten cups?!

If you take ten minutes for one cup, ten cups would take one hundred minutes, and you have to keep stirring without stopping.

After these ten cups are made, it's hard to say whether her hands will still be hers.

Isn't this just ruining her life?

Besides, this wine has a high alcohol content. Will Xi Yao still be able to sober up after drinking ten cups?

If she gets drunk, wouldn't Potio be able to do whatever he wants?

The cowboy in front of me kept calling me "baby," "cutie," and "meow."

She was even wearing a pair of cat ears on her head!

He doesn't look like a good person at all!

What kind of grown man wears cat ears?!

He definitely has ulterior motives towards Xi Yao!

If she mixes this drink, wouldn't she become an accomplice?

She wouldn't do such a morally reprehensible job, even if it were paid!

Xi Yao pursed her lips speechlessly.

This Bobo shark has good intelligence, but its emotional intelligence is still lacking!

Who gives a girl ten glasses of wine as a gift?!

People who didn't know better might think he was trying to get himself drunk so he could do something strange.

Helplessly, he waved his hand at Cui Si.

"Boss, no need."

"This one will do."

She raised her glass and gave Portio a sidelong glance.

"I'm not some drunken poet, why would I drink so much for no reason?"

Potio gave an awkward laugh, clearly realizing his mistake.

He was genuinely a little excited just now.

The sea patrol ranger has been hunting down Dr. Primal for years.

Almost every sea patrol ranger hated it to the core.

However, the other party was too cunning and could not be found at all.

He was truly thrilled to finally have news.

He couldn't wait to shove the bullet into the original doctor's mouth.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"

"Tell me quickly, where is that little cutie, meow!"

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush!"

"I don't know where it is yet."

"?"

"Are you kidding me, meow?"

"Look, you're in such a hurry again!"

Just because I don't know now doesn't mean I won't know in the future.

Potio, who was initially a little angry, was taken aback.

"What do you mean, meow?"

"You should have noticed by now that this sleeping banana monkey isn't quite right."

"This is actually a conspiracy by the original doctor. He sent one of his henchmen to conduct atavism experiments here."

Original Doctor: ?

No one missed a sight, no footsteps were missed.

You know perfectly well whether it's open or not!

"Bang!"

Potio clenched his fist and slammed it hard on the table.

The table suddenly made a heavy thud.

"Holy crap! This little cutie is still so adorable!"

"Hello!"

"Hey, stop banging on the table, you little rascal!"

The proprietress's angry voice rang out.

Upon closer inspection, Portio realized that the glass wine bottles on the table were wobbling and had broken several, spilling colorful wine all over the floor.

"Pfft~"

Xi Yao covered her mouth and chuckled to herself.

Helpless, Potio paid for the drinks to appease the angry proprietress.

At this moment, a few more people entered the store.

To avoid attracting attention and to avoid repeating the same mistake.

The two moved to a secluded corner to continue.

"You mean, use that subordinate, meow?"

"clever!"

Surprisingly, the seemingly rough-around-the-edges Potio was quick to grasp things.

Sure enough, how could someone who dared to cause trouble for Oswald Schneider and always managed to escape unscathed be a mere brute who only knew how to fight and kill?

No one knows where the original doctor is hiding except for himself... the ape, and his minions.

It certainly won't tell anyone where it is; the only way to find it is through its subordinates.

Once the conspiracy here is exposed, its subordinates will surely flee to join forces with the Primal Doctor.

By simply placing a tracker on it, we can find the original doctor's location.

"Do you know who that little cutie's subordinate is, meow?"

"Know."

"Quick! Tell me, meow!"

"No, no, no! It's better that you don't know."

"Why, meow?"

"If you know this, it will easily create loopholes."

"Besides, either you or Sister Luanpo, who can plant a tracking device without it noticing?"

"..."

Potio fell silent.

In terms of combat, both he and Luanpo are undoubtedly formidable fighters.

But when it comes to appearing and disappearing unpredictably, none of them can compare to Xi Yao.

From this perspective, she is the most suitable candidate.

"Take it slow, let's resolve things here first."

"I will put the tracker on it at the most appropriate time."

"Mmm... Meow!"

Potio tried to endure for a while, but in the end he was defeated by the catgirl's underlying code.

He clenched his fist angrily and punched the pillar next to him.

"Damn it! Why do I have to meow even when I only say one word?! Meow!"

"It's okay~"

"So cute... pfft~"

"Hahahahaha!"

Botio: (`⌒´メ)

He's a real treasure!

"Stop laughing, meow! Tell me how to join that cute little club, meow!"

Xi Yao managed to suppress that damned smile, but her eyes were still full of laughter.

"Simple, just memorize the answers to all the questions, right?"

Potio looked surprised.

"You actually know the answers to all the questions, meow?"

"I don't know!"

"..."

"Then tell me your baby, meow!"

"Look, you're in such a hurry again."

"I don't know, but someone does!"

"Why don't you just find someone from the 'Sleeping Banana Society' and have them tell you the answer?"

"..."

"Hairless cat!"

"Let's get going, meow!"

"OK!"

"But before you leave, there's something I want to tell you."

"Hmm? Meow~"

Potio stopped and stood gazing at Xi Yao.

The latter looked serious and his expression was very earnest.

Did she forget to say something important?

Under his gaze, Xi Yao frowned, then her expression changed in an instant. She smiled mischievously and leaned close to Portio, teasing him:

"BoBo Shark, when you meow, you're really cute~"

"..."

"He's my darling! Is this never going to end, meow!"

...

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