Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"If we keep going forward, we should be able to find someone, meow."

"OK, just wait and see what I do."

On the streets of Liumeng Reef, a cowboy with a gun at his waist and a girl dressed in pink Lolita fashion walked side by side.

This odd combination is guaranteed to turn heads.

Xi Yao's sweet and lovely appearance is part of the reason.

The other part...

The main reason is that the seemingly fierce cowboy is wearing cat ears and has a cute little girl with him.

This huge contrast actually gives it a cute feel.

Passersby covered their mouths and chuckled.

Potio felt very unhappy, but he couldn't say anything.

We can't just beat everyone up and tell them not to laugh, can we?

He could only silently endure these strange stares.

Finally, they arrived at a place where there were hardly any people.

Just as Potio caught his breath, a song drifted from not far away.

"We run, We stride..."

I can guess what day of the week it is in just 0.01 seconds. You should try it too.

Ok,

wrong.

This isn't the song of a robin; it sounds more like a child's voice.

Xi Yao looked ahead and saw a robin with a little girl not far away.

The singing voice came from that little girl.

"Sister Robin!"

Xi Yao rushed over and took her arm.

Startled by this unexpected display of affection, the robin quickly turned away.

She was relieved after realizing that the person next to her was Xi Yao.

"So it was you, Xi Yao."

"I heard you also entered Origami University as an auditor, but I've been quite busy lately and haven't had much time to see you."

"It's okay~"

"Look, here we are!"

At that moment, Potio also came over.

"I never expected to run into a big star here."

The little girl next to her was very happy to see Xi Yao.

A sister as lovely as Robin Sister must be a good person!

But when she saw Potio, she lowered her head in fear, unable to look him in the eye.

Sensing her emotions, the robin gently comforted her:

"Don't be afraid, this uncle is a good person. You can go play somewhere else first."

"Um."

The little girl is gone.

"Pfft~"

Xi Yao nudged Potio's waist with her elbow and teased:

"Hello, Uncle Potio!"

"Hahahaha!"

"..."

"He's my darling, are you ever going to stop?!"

Bortio glared at Xi Yao with annoyance, then turned his head away helplessly.

That's why Xi Yao is a friend.

If it were anyone else, he would have already punched them.

Because of the cat ears, coupled with the cute "meow" sound, there is a huge contrast between Potio's rugged character.

It's like discovering that a friend who usually seems aloof suddenly loves kittens! And that they unconsciously hold their hands together when talking to kittens.

If someone can hold back their laughter, they can already be diagnosed with depression.

Even the robin couldn't help but chuckle.

"Mr. Portio, what's going on...?"

"Don't even mention it, meow! It's all because of his precious bananas, meow~"

"banana?"

Recently, many people in Liumeng Reef have been unconsciously using the word "banana" in their speech.

At first, she didn't pay much attention, thinking it was just a spontaneous act by her fans.

It wasn't until she discovered that some children who didn't know about the Sleeping Banana Monkey were also experiencing this condition.

Upon inspection, she discovered a noise emanating from Liumeng Reef.

The symptoms that Potio described were exactly the same as those of others.

Realizing that things might not be so simple, the robin immediately became serious.

"Mr. Portio, may I examine your body?"

"No need for that, meow. Xi Yao has already taken care of that lousy banana for me, meow."

"However, there are some side effects, meow."

As he spoke, Potio touched the cat ears on his head and sighed.

"Oh?"

"Please don't move."

The robin curiously used the tuner to check on Potio's condition.

"Is this... a different kind of noise?"

"Did you make this, Xi Yao?"

"yes!"

"Bobo Shark doesn't like bananas, so I did a favor and replaced the bananas with meows."

"Although I don't know exactly what that thing is, I can still cover up its effects."

The robin nodded silently.

Xi Yao doesn't know how to tune instruments, so she's already done a great job.

At least Xi Yao's abilities are safer than this unknown thing.

"Mr. Potio, I can try to help you return to normal using tuning."

"Really, meow?"

"That's great, meow!"

Because of his cat ears and meowing voice, Potio has been the subject of countless people's snickers.

Even Xi Yao would occasionally mock him.

He really couldn't take it anymore!

He had only reluctantly accepted it before because he disliked bananas even more.

Now that there is a way to restore it, he certainly won't refuse.

The robin raised its hand and started tuning, trying to clear away the noise from Potio.

However, a moment later, she opened her eyes with a solemn expression.

How could this happen?

There's no way to remove it.

She could sense that this new noise was very persistent and difficult to eliminate even with tuning.

That's true; if the cat noises aren't loud, they can't mask the banana noises.

If it was Xi Yao's method, it shouldn't have harmed Mr. Potio, right?

Physically, it certainly won't.

Psychologically... it's hard to say.

After finishing the tuning, the robin smiled apologetically.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Potio, Xi Yao's methods are very powerful, and there's nothing I can do about it."

"..."

"Okay, as long as it's not his precious banana, meow."

Although he was a little frustrated, what could he do when even the robin couldn't do anything about it?

Seeing Portio's gloomy expression, Xi Yao patted his back to comfort him:

"Alright, stop thinking about it so much."

"Let's hurry up and infiltrate that Sleeping Banana Society to investigate the truth."

Potio swung his fist and palm together, looking as if he had just woken up from a dream.

"He's so protective! But business comes first, meow!"

The robin nodded as well.

"I've been wanting to investigate the Sleeping Banana Society thoroughly, let's go together!"

"Okay, okay~"

Xi Yao happily took the robin's arm and rubbed her face against it affectionately.

With Lao Ri gone, can't I do whatever I want?

Hehehe~

Sunday:?

The Amazing Sound Class, Dominic!

The three found a member of the Sleeping Banana Society.

Xi Yao only made a slight move, but she made her tell everything she knew.

She even specified the color of the Nao Teruko she was wearing that day.

The robin's face immediately turned red, and she was so frightened that she quickly covered the other's mouth, allowing Xi Yao to break the illusion.

She was genuinely afraid that if she continued talking, the other person would say something unspeakable.

After a thorough and enjoyable memorization session, Potio finally memorized all the answers.

This time, he was full of confidence.

"Holy crap, he'll definitely pass the test this time, meow!"

Seeing this, the robin took his leave so as not to affect Potio's plans.

Her identity is too conspicuous and could easily attract unnecessary attention.

So she planned to continue her investigation alone, while also working with Potiouri from the outside.

After a reluctant hug with the robin, Xi Yao and Botio returned to the place where the Sleeping Banana Society held its entrance examination.

There stands a gray-haired man.

Upon seeing Poteo, he said helplessly:

"Sir, I remember you."

"Last-minute cramming won't help."

Potio smiled confidently.

"Don't worry, meow!"

"Now I'm a monkey expert, meow!"

"Meow?"

A hint of doubt flashed in the gray-haired man's eyes.

"Cough cough~"

"It's nothing, just some personal habits, meow."

"Go ahead and ask."

Although he felt something was off, the gray-haired man didn't say much and started the assessment directly.

Having prepared, Potio immediately experienced the thrill of an open-book exam and answered fluently.

Naturally, she passed the assessment very smoothly.

"My darling, it finally passed, meow!"

After Potio finished, it was Xi Yao's turn.

Just when Portio thought that Xi Yao would also recite the answers to pass the exam...

Xi Yao simply snapped her fingers, and the gray-haired man was momentarily dazed before nodding and saying:

"Okay, you've passed too."

Potio: ?

"You have such a simple way and you won't tell me? You want me to memorize the answers?"

Xi Yao shrugged, looking completely innocent.

"You didn't even ask!"

Potio: ...

He's a real treasure!

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

My friend isn't home!

She must be afraid of the young author!

Okay,

The young author simply didn't believe she wouldn't go home!

At that time...

Hehehe~

Also, have any of you gotten Fei Ying yet?

The young author drew 20 tickets, but they haven't come out yet.

Wishing everyone a perfect 10-pull and a golden pull in a single pull!

Love you all~

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