Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Is this the so-called Sleeping Banana Society, meow?"

Botio and Xi Yao followed the gray-haired man to a rooftop, where the surrounding scenery was quite ordinary.

Old tables, chairs, and benches; dim lighting.

It looks no different from the rest of Liumeng Reef.

"It doesn't seem strange at all... huh?"

After taking only a few steps, Potio suddenly noticed a white subtitle appearing in front of him.

They aided and abetted the wicked and deserved to die.

Then, a very catchy tune started playing in his ears.

"Banana banana banana~ Banana banana banana~"

An image flashing with gray and white lines appeared before his eyes.

In the scene, a wise-looking sleeping banana monkey appears before him in various strange ways.

"Damn it, it's that monkey again!"

"What is this, meow?"

"Ignore it; it's just a tactic used to influence people's minds."

"You're an adorable catgirl now, these kinds of tactics won't work on you."

"If you don't believe me, meow twice."

Cute... catgirl meow?

Potio immediately got goosebumps.

That's such a disgusting name, meow.

And she actually made me meow like a cat?

What kind of weird method is this, meow?

Will it really work, meow?

With a try-it-out mentality, Potio began to learn to meow like a cat.

"Meow~"

"Meow meow meow~"

Something miraculous happened.

The subtitles and the bizarre sleeping banana monkey animation and sound that were originally flashing in front of my eyes have actually all disappeared.

"Heh... I didn't expect your method to be so effective, meow."

Potio touched the cat ears on his head and found them pleasing to the eye for the first time.

"My goodness, those cat ears look way cuter than that adorable little monkey."

"Right, right~"

"Bobo Shark, you look so cute right now~"

……

How could such a masculine man be called cute by a little girl?

He's a treasure, my dear cat.

At that moment, Potio seemed to sense something and immediately drew his gun and pointed it at them.

"Who?"

March 7th took a step back in a panic, protecting himself with his hands.

"No, no, no! Don't shoot! They're on our side!"

"I only skipped one class, it's not like they'd point a gun at me!"

Knowing the script well, Xi Yao naturally knew that March 7th was there to investigate the Sleeping Banana Society, but she still pretended not to know anything and walked over curiously, pulling her over.

"Sister March 7th~"

"What brings you here?"

After some conversation, March 7th revealed that they had discovered something wrong with the sleeping banana monkey and the banana helper.

The atmosphere was quite serious until March 7th when the cat ears on Potio's head were discovered.

"Mr. Portio, what's going on...?"

Potio coughed twice to cover his embarrassment.

"Ahem... a little self-protection measure, meow."

"Meow?"

Perhaps it was because of the stark contrast between Potio's rugged appearance and his slightly squeaky meow that March 7th couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Pfft~"

Potio awkwardly turned his head away, cursing under his breath.

He's a real treasure!

The atmosphere became somewhat awkward for a moment.

Fortunately, March 7th quickly realized that what he had done was a bit impolite and hurriedly became serious.

"Are you here to investigate the Sleeping Banana Society too?"

"That's perfect, let's go together!"

"I'm a little scared to be alone."

March 7th gave an awkward laugh, seemingly a little embarrassed.

"Okay~"

Xi Yao was naturally happy to be able to get close to March 7th.

After all, isn't the sweet and soft March wife much cuter than some little devil?

What's more, she could take the opportunity to do something bad.

"Sister March 7th, there's some background noise here. Staying here for too long might have a bad effect on your health."

"what?"

"What should we do then?"

"I...I don't want to die!"

March 7th seemed somewhat frightened, looking around helplessly with a terrified expression, as if ordinary things had become terrible poison.

"It's alright, Xi Yao has a way to protect you from harm."

"Really?"

"That's great!"

"Please help me, my dear Xiyao sister~"

March 7th held Xi Yao's hand, her eyes filled with urgency.

"Of course!"

"However, this method may have a slight side effect."

"side effect?"

March 7th suddenly became tense.

She knew that many side effects were terrifying!

For example, some medications can cause disfigurement!

Some medications can make you stupid!

Even though the people of the Immortal Ship live long lives, they will fall into demonic possession if they live too long.

Will Xi Yao's method have any serious side effects?

Tonic!

I don't want to become an idiot!

"Will that hurt me?"

"Will it turn me into an idiot?"

"No, not at all."

After all, you're not very smart to begin with.

Hehe~

March 7th breathed a sigh of relief and laughed self-deprecatingly.

Indeed, how could Xi Yao bear to let me get hurt?

The safest method is definitely the one to choose.

"That's alright."

"bring it on!"

You've been tricked!

Sister March 7th, you're so easy to fool!

Catgirl March 7th, just thinking about it is so cute~

I wonder what Hei Qiqi will think?

But it's okay, if anyone has a problem with that, we'll turn her into a catgirl too!

Hehehe~

A triumphant smile curled at the corners of Xi Yao's lips.

However, she maintained a calm and composed demeanor on the surface.

"All right."

"Here I come!"

"Um!"

Under March 7's watchful gaze, Xi Yao took out...

A pair of pink cat ears!

?

Before March 7th could react,

Xi Yao had already put the pink cat ears on her head.

"Xi Yao, what are you doing, meow?"

"Huh? Why am I talking like that, meow?"

On March 7th, he covered his mouth with both hands, his eyes revealing a mixture of surprise and confusion.

Her already rosy cheeks looked even cuter with the pink cat ears.

Wow~

Catgirl March 7th is so cute~

Xi Yao remained silent, simply embracing her tightly.

Yeah, it still feels great to the touch. (Referring to the waist)

(Those with dirty minds, go stand in the corner and reflect on your actions!)

Potio explained helplessly:

"This is what they call a side effect, meow."

"Otherwise, do you think I got those cat ears on my head, and why they make that kind of sound, meow?"

"Oh, I see."

On March 7th, I took out a mirror and looked at my face.

Those pink cat ears look like they were born on their heads, and they twitch gently when they think of something, making them look adorable.

Moreover, it matches her pink hair perfectly, without any sense of incongruity, and instead makes her look even cuter.

Thinking about it that way, it's not so hard to accept.

I even quite like those pink cat ears.

"Those cat ears are so cute, meow!"

"It can even be controlled to move, meow!"

"Right, right!"

"I think so too!"

Potio: "..."

"We seem to be here to investigate the Sleeping Banana Society, right, meow?"

"If we don't leave now, the person who brought us here will be long gone, meow."

It wasn't until March 7th that he finally woke up from his dream.

"Oh yeah, meow!"

"Let's go! Let's investigate first, meow!"

Although he sometimes makes a mistake, he can be relied on when it really matters.

Just as Xi Yao was about to agree, she suddenly sensed something.

She looked back and saw a firework doll on the railing not far away.

Oh?

Is the investigation has yielded results, and they're planning to come back and show off?

It's about time to make a move on her.

"You guys go ahead, I have something to do and need to leave for a bit."

"Okay, then hurry up and meow."

March 7th and Potio didn't think much of it and continued their investigation.

Xi Yao then went to the railing.

Sensing Xi Yao's arrival, the Firework Doll immediately began to shake its head and make mechanical noises.

"Bidubi! Little Xiyao, do you admit that Hanabi-sama is the cutest in the universe?"

"I don't admit it!"

"Because I'm the cutest person in the universe!"

"..."

"You're really narcissistic~"

Not far away, Hanabi walked over with light steps and a hint of speechlessness in her eyes.

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