Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

The heavy iron gate collapsed to the ground with a dull thud.

Inside the spacious room, the monkeys that had been bouncing around on the orange sofa were now terrified and scattered in all directions.

Finally, they all hid behind Primmont's banana tree.

It was completely bewildered at this moment.

It had long anticipated that Xing and Danheng would come knocking on its door, or rather, this was exactly what it wanted.

The experiment is almost complete; it's time to speed things up.

It aims to eliminate all those who hinder the experiment's progress here.

But it really didn't expect the meeting to turn out like this.

No?

Who is the villain after all?

After calming himself down a bit, Primmont regained his composure.

"Dear students, although you have come uninvited and even damaged the principal's office door, I still welcome you."

The existence of Danheng, Xinghe, and Luanpo is undeniable.

But Xi Yao didn't seem to buy it.

She stomped her foot on the desk in front of Primon with an air of dominance, her tone extremely arrogant:

"Stop talking nonsense!"

"Tell me! Did you spread the meme virus that caused the sleeping banana monkey?!"

"Tell me or I'll kill you!"

"hehe."

Looking at the fierce-looking girl in front of him, Primon smiled disdainfully.

Clearly, he did not believe Xi Yao's explanation.

"You?"

"Just a greenhorn brat, how much strength could she possibly have... Holy crap!"

"Crunch, crunch!"

Xi Yao casually twisted a piece of Tianhui alloy into a pretzel with her bare hands, then pretended not to have heard Primon's previous words and asked:

"What did you just say?"

"I didn't hear you."

Prim's eyes instantly cleared.

Not a girl?

You... are you the reincarnation of the Amber King?

That's Tianhui Alloy!

It can easily withstand attacks from the antimatter legion, and its hardness far exceeds that of all other materials in the universe!

Did you twist it into a pretzel?

What kind of outrageous power is this?!

What kind of perverts are these nameless passengers on the Star Train?!

How could any little girl possess such incredible strength?

no,

We can't fight them head-on!

This little girl could really twist my skull off!

Although he was quite surprised by Xi Yao's strength, Primon remained stubborn in order to save face.

He snorted coldly and said disdainfully:

"Just some superhuman strength, nothing special... *snap*!"

Before he could finish speaking, Xi Yao grabbed the desk in front of him and instantly refined it!

The once gleaming desk was instantly reduced to irregular pieces of wood scattered all over the floor.

The teacup on the table shattered with a loud crash, spilling tea all over Primon.

He was so frightened that he quickly changed his tune.

"I admit you are indeed very capable."

Xi Yao nodded in satisfaction.

"I still prefer the way you were when you were defiant."

Primon blushed instantly and clenched his fists in secret.

How dare you mock me!

Just wait!

Wait until you turn into a monkey, then I'll see how I deal with you!

"Duang!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Answer my question!

Xi Yao conjured an iron basin from somewhere and slammed it heavily onto Primon's head, making a loud impact sound.

Does it sound good?

A pleasant sound is a good start.

The force was just right, enough to leave you dazed but not brain-damaged.

Primon was stunned by the knock.

No?

I didn't say anything!

Xi Yao stated in response that

You can't even speak in your mind!

……

Primmont was convinced.

He figured it out.

Don't act tough in front of Xi Yao, or she'll really beat you up!

"it's me."

Why did you do that?

"Was it at the behest of Dr. Genji?"

After hearing Primmont admit it himself, Danheng pressed for more information.

Primon chuckled and shook his head.

"PhD?"

"No, no, no!"

"Pinocone, a place that reeks of money, is not worth the doctor's attention."

"As for why I did that, it was, of course, to help the Doctor complete his grand plan!"

"Did you know?"

"..."

Primmont seems to become a completely different person when talking about the original Doctor.

The monkey was unusually excited and began describing the great plan that the original doctor had described.

Why can humanity avoid its end by returning to its most primitive state?

Classic example of spouting fallacies.

Xi Yao was getting sleepy from listening to all this.

Do villains all like to preach?

After waiting for a while, seeing that the other party was still rambling on and on, Xi Yao suddenly lost her patience.

She rudely interrupted Primmont's impassioned speech.

"Shut up!"

"It's so noisy!"

"Does he really think of himself as a partner of the savior?"

"If you want to be a monkey, go be one yourself!"

"We're not interested!"

"you!"

"You little brat, what do you know!"

"Okay, okay, I don't understand."

Xi Yao turned around, nudged Dan Heng's waist with her elbow, and winked at him.

"Danheng, go!"

"Use your vast knowledge and sharp tongue to take him down!"

Danheng: ...

If you're going to say something, why are you elbowing me?

Besides, is it something to be proud of to win a debate against a monkey?

Before Dan Heng could speak, Luan Po spoke first.

And this time, she was actually speaking in a normal way.

What makes us human is that each person has their own unique characteristics.

"They possess knowledge and can create endless possibilities."

"Everyone is a unique individual."

"But once they become monkeys, they are just monkeys."

Primon smiled dismissively.

"Pointless emotions."

"The doctor is a genius; his ideals are lofty enough, and he will surely achieve them."

"But mediocre people will only wallow in unrealistic fantasies and become a superfluous part of the evolution of civilization."

Xi Yao rolled her eyes.

Again,

The classic example of mistaking fallacy for truth.

They are so engrossed in their own world that they can't pull themselves out.

She retorted without holding back:

"So what? That's none of your business!"

"What does this have to do with Dr. Original?"

"Their enjoyment of fantasy is their business, what does it have to do with you?"

"Just like a dog trying to catch a mouse, meddling in other people's business."

Xing silently gave a thumbs up.

The words may be rough, but the principle is sound!

No hair!

Danheng: ...

Is it really hairless?

Why does it feel like something's off?

Forget it.

At least Xi Yao helped this time and didn't cause any trouble, which is a huge improvement.

We shouldn't have too high expectations of her.

He stared indifferently at the culprit before him.

"Surrender now, your plan has been exposed."

Xing waved his hand to summon his hat, but after thinking for a moment, he put the hat away, took out a baseball bat, and pointed it at Primon in front of him.

"Now standing before you is—"

"Wang, Galaxy Bat Man, King of the Trash Can, Granddaughter of the God of Destruction, Agent Zero of the Luofu Immortal Ship, Savior of Pinocchio, Bat Ninja, Big Core!"

"You have no chance of winning!"

……

There's not enough room for so many people.

Wang Dahe is getting more and more abstract.

Looks like I need to stay away from her to avoid getting infected.

But judging from their expressions, they're about to make a move!

Mr. Rick has now betrayed it.

If we let them take action, this silly monkey definitely won't be able to escape. It seems we need to think of a suitable excuse to let it go.

"Heh, a bunch of barbarians who don't understand the lofty ideals of the Primitive Doctor!"

Unaware of what was going on, Prim was still stubbornly insisting.

Ranpo couldn't hold back any longer. A scarlet ninja sword appeared in his hand, and he swung it out like a shuriken.

Primon was instantly pinned to the wall.

Its enormous body exploded with a bang, turning into several small monkeys.

Luanpo, Danheng, and Xing reached out to grab it.

Suddenly, a dazzling blue light burst forth from Primon's body, and then he vanished on the spot!

"It got away?"

Dan Heng turned to look at Xi Yao and asked:

"Xi Yao, did you figure out what method it just used?"

Xi Yao rested her chin on her hand, thought seriously for a while, and then analyzed:

"It must be a life-saving measure given to me by the original doctor."

"We can teleport it to a safe place."

"It's okay, as long as it's still in Pinocchio, I'll find it."

The three of them suddenly realized.

It turned out to be the case.

Is it a means of intellect?

That's really impressive!

"There's no time to lose; we must find it as soon as possible and stop its plot."

Let's go!

"Um!"

The group exchanged glances and ran towards the door in unison.

Xi Yao, who was in the lead, kicked the fallen door, smashing it to pieces.

Door:?

Are you kidding me? You're even going to whip a corpse?

Do you eat fried dough sticks or not?

Danheng: ...

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