Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Danheng, something terrible has happened!"

"Potio defeated Primon and almost wiped out all the bananas, but it still managed to escape."

"It has now hidden inside the memory black hole, and we don't know where it went."

"Many students at Liumeng Reef have already turned into monkeys!"

The group, who had been searching for Origami University without success, received a phone call on March 7th.

Upon hearing that Potio had defeated Primon, Ranpo was filled with respect.

"His Highness, the Silver Spear Asura, single-handedly stormed into the Evil Ninja Village, eradicated the evil spirits, and drove away the Evil Leader. He truly deserves the title of Great Ninja Hero!"

Before he could finish speaking, Potio's voice came through the phone.

"My darlings, I'm here to take you little cuties, meow!"

"Meow↗Meow↗Meow↘Meow↘Meow↘!"

In the scene, Potio is chasing a group of banana assistants transformed from the Dream Theatre Troupe.

That majestic and imposing image crumbled with the cat ears on his head and the faint, clipped "meows" he made.

Xing couldn't help but chuckle.

Surprisingly, the seemingly rugged Potio has such a girlish heart.

Danheng: ...

"Why has even Poteo become so abstract?"

"Could it be that I've been spending too much time with Xing?"

star:?

So?

She stared at Dan Heng with a bewildered expression, seemingly completely unable to understand how this matter had been brought up to her.

Seeing the incredulous expression on her face, Xi Yao covered her mouth and chuckled hysterically.

As the saying goes,

Only those who have wronged you know how wronged you are.

She now completely understands Xing's feelings of grievance mixed with resentment.

Pulling her jumbled thoughts back, Danheng hung up the phone.

"It turns out that Primon Banana went to Liumeng Reef."

"I didn't realize the situation there was this serious."

Dan Heng frowned, his heart sinking.

"Now that it's hidden, it's even harder to find."

"Flying Dragon Ninja, track down the evil spirits - the Chief's business is not urgent."

"As ninja heroes, we should consider the safety of the Origami Village ninjas!"

Luanpo's tone was incredibly firm, and he exuded a unique aura.

A fiery will that cares deeply for the villagers!

In a daze, Xi Yao seemed to see a towering figure!

Hot Mom in Harbin!

is it you?

Oops... wrong channel.

Danheng also strongly agrees with the view that chaos is rampant.

The most urgent task is indeed to find a way to rescue the students who have been turned into monkeys.

Just then, Mr. Rick made another dazzling appearance.

"Actors, time is of the essence, we need to head to the next film set!"

"?"

Before anyone could react, the scene before them distorted and changed.

A moment later, they found themselves in a classroom.

Dan Heng and Xing both stared at Rui Ke warily.

The latter had his back to them, and strangely enough, a tail had appeared on his back for some reason!

A pair of reddish-brown furry ears also appeared on its head.

?

What's going on?

Danheng and Xing exchanged a glance, both seeing the confusion in each other's eyes.

Clearly, none of them understood what Rick was up to.

Xi Yao nodded in satisfaction.

He truly is a professional director.

Not only is she able to sacrifice herself and play the role of a catgirl,

They even prepared the props themselves.

Rick: You're overthinking it.

I just don't want to be a catgirl for the rest of my life.

Rick knew which was harder to accept: a brief stint as a catgirl or becoming a catgirl for life.

However, what he didn't know was that even if he refused, Xi Yao had no intention of turning him into a catgirl for life.

That was just to scare him.

Under everyone's gaze, Rick suddenly raised his hands high.

Old Yang, who was in the middle of a seminar, frowned.

Ok?

Why do I suddenly have this urge to throw a black hole?

Rick turned around, looking quite excited.

"Oh, look what I've found!"

"Four top actors!"

"An actor who lives behind a green screen, an actor who has changed identities."

"An actor whose background I can't even figure out."

"besides……"

Rick slowly placed his hand on his chest, seemingly to pay homage to the stars.

"A grand event for superstars in the land of dreams."

Xing glared at him fiercely, but Xing did so with feigned ferocity.

"Behave yourself!"

"Or I'll smash your camera!"

Rick wasn't intimidated by Xing; he maintained his calm smile.

"This actor seems quite hostile towards me."

"Please forgive me for my apology. I did have a deal with that Mr. Banana before, but that was only to protect myself."

"Due to some accidents, I was accidentally infected with a deadly meme virus and was forced to pretend to be innocent."

fatal?

Sleeping banana monkey?

Even if you are infected with this meme virus, at most you will just turn into a monkey, how could it be fatal?

As everyone was puzzled, Xi Yao explained in a timely manner:

"This guy is a memory user."

Oh!

That's it!

Unlike other travelers on the path of destiny, the Memorians are memetic beings.

At most, an ordinary person infected with the Sleeping Banana Monkey meme virus will only regress to an ape.

But those who remember are different.

Because they are meme organisms themselves.

If the situation worsens

They will be completely wiped out.

That makes sense.

"So, you told us where the principal's office was before, and now you've brought us here, all to ask for bananas?"

Dan Heng froze as soon as he said it.

He unconsciously started using the word "banana" in his speech?

Does that mean he has also been infected with the meme virus of the sleeping banana monkey?

"Danheng, what's wrong, banana?"

"?"

Xing's eyes widened, clearly realizing this as well.

"SOS?"

Rick smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, no, a kind lady has already helped me eliminate the effects of the Sleeping Banana Monkey meme virus."

"That's exactly why I brought you here."

"I'll tell you how to save everyone!"

"..."

Dan Heng, Xing, and Luan Po stared intently at him.

Do you think we'd believe you so easily?

"You will!"

Rick's smile was full of confidence, as if he had everything under control.

"Because the kind lady who saved me is... her!"

He raised his hand and slowly pointed at a person.

That person was none other than Xi Yao.

Upon hearing this, Danheng immediately felt relieved.

Although Xi Yao is usually unreliable

But she always has a good eye for people.

Since she chose to help Mr. Rick, it at least shows that his character is not problematic.

Xinghe and Luanpo clearly shared similar ideas.

Observing the change in their expressions, Mr. Rick's smile deepened.

Sure enough, everything is under control!

However, at this moment,

Xi Yao, who had been silent all along, suddenly had a mischievous urge.

She shook her head with a serious expression:

"Sorry, I don't remember saving you."

Rick's smile froze for a moment, then turned into an expression of utter astonishment.

Not a girl?

You're the one who asked me to come and help you!

Why are you undermining me?

Danheng & Xing: ?

Their gazes toward Reck gradually turned hostile.

Rick was also a little flustered; this was completely different from what he had expected!

And that's exactly what Xi Yao wanted to see.

The expression on the face of someone who thinks they have everything under control, only to find the situation unexpected, is truly fascinating.

Just as the atmosphere was becoming increasingly tense and Rick was at a loss for what to do...

Xi Yao suddenly smiled and said:

"Just kidding, just trying to lighten the mood. I really did save him."

"Mr. Rick, I'm sure you won't mind, will you?"

Rick: It's so numb!

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Some readers seem to be worried that the author might face retaliation?

joke!

The young author is so clever and cautious.

How could I possibly fall for their trap?

And my friend has already admitted that the junior author is the boss!

Hey~

Hands on hips!

Don't worry~

The young author is the only winner!

Love you all~

ど＞ ᎑ ＜う♡