Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Consciousness gradually became clear.

Xi Yao felt as if she were in a chaotic mess, unable to move as if she were stuck in a quagmire, yet also as light as if she had no weight.

The darkness before my eyes was unsettling.

She tried to open her eyes, but her eyelids felt as heavy as if they were being lifted by a thousand pounds.

But after repeated attempts, she finally succeeded.

She opened her eyes and looked around blankly.

Where am I...?

Before me was a road paved with white marble.

Ahead was a white light.

The road stretched into the distance, until it disappeared into the white light.

Many colorful flowers were displayed on both sides of the road, and many people were standing on both sides of the road.

Strangely, their faces were all very blurry, and it was impossible to tell who they were.

Is it Hanabi's doing again?

This guy really won't change his ways!

She doesn't think she can scare me with some random faceless illusion, does she?

Do you even know what it means that all fear stems from insufficient firepower?

She is now a three-commander!

What kind of strange creature could withstand an elbow strike containing the power of three commanders?

Man!

Just as she was about to shatter this illusion, drag Hanabi out and teach her a lesson, letting her know who was in charge...

Xi Yao's body suddenly began to move forward on its own, seemingly out of control.

Light steps,

But it won't be that fast.

What's going on?

Why is my body moving forward on its own?

Stop right there!

Xi Yao tried to stop herself, but found that it was all in vain and of no use.

She continued walking forward resolutely, without any hesitation.

It seems that it wasn't fireworks that were behind this.

If she had the ability to control my behavior, she would have used it to get revenge on me long ago, instead of following me around and making me feel disgusted.

The only being capable of controlling the actions of one of the three envoys is the Star God.

It's definitely Little Purple (Aha)!

Who else but her would be so bored?

Xi Yao tried to speak up and question Xiao Zi about what she was trying to do, but she couldn't make a sound at all.

What exactly is this guy trying to do?

With no other option, Xi Yao could only let herself continue forward.

As they walked, the white light ahead disappeared.

Before me was a huge stage covered with a red carpet.

Two people were standing on the stage.

One of them, with red hair and a large mole on her chest, must be Himeko's mother.

The other one was wearing a pink wedding dress; she was short and of average build.

Because she was wearing a pink veil, it was impossible to tell who she was.

So... this is a wedding?

Is she the bride?

So who am I?

Xi Yao tried to lower her head.

This time she succeeded.

Ok?

Why am I wearing a wedding dress too?

Is this my wedding?

Oh!

No wonder Himeko's mother was there!

Who will be my bride?

Judging from her height of less than 1.4 meters, she is clearly a mature and sophisticated woman.

Is it Clara?

Or is it Xiaohuohuo?

Or... Tibo?

Xi Yao found that she seemed less resistant to this illusion.

Experiencing your own wedding was quite fun.

Most importantly, the bride is a mature and sophisticated woman, which she absolutely loves.

She slowly walked onto the stage.

He walked to the opposite side of his bride.

She tried to reach out and lift the veil, but her hands didn't react at all.

It seems the time isn't right yet.

Ah-ha, that guy really knows how to make people's hearts itch unbearably.

Himeko placed the bride's hand in Yuyao's palm, gazing tenderly at the two without saying a word.

Xi Yao quietly felt the little hand in her palm.

It's smooth and soft, and feels really nice to the touch.

Just by looking at her hands, it's still impossible to tell who her bride is.

Soon,

A round of enthusiastic applause erupted from the audience.

Xi Yao looked in the direction of the sound and could vaguely make out the faces of the faceless people below the stage.

On the left are Caroline, Blade, Firefly, and Silver Wolf.

On the right are Danheng, March 7th, Hoshi, Walter, and Himeko, who just came down from the stage.

Not far away, there were also the people from the Black Tower Space Station, Yalilo, Luofu Immortal Ship, and Pinocchio.

Everyone's face was beaming with a happy smile.

suddenly,

The scene before Xi Yao's eyes suddenly spun around, causing her to involuntarily close her eyes.

When she opened her eyes again, she was already in a room.

There was a large bed in the room, with red blankets and pillows, and her bride was sitting on the bed, looking incredibly beautiful.

Has it finally come to this?

Xi Yao slowly walked over and sat down beside her.

She didn't rush to lift the veil, but instead held the bride's hand and softly called out:

"Wife~"

"Hmm~"

The bride's voice was very muffled, and it was still impossible to tell who it was.

Xi Yao couldn't help but chuckle.

This little purple one is quite good at creating an air of mystery.

never mind,

Let's just lift the veil!

Excited heart, trembling hands.

Xi Yao slowly lifted the veil and looked over expectantly.

Beneath the veil, Hanabi was looking at her with a shy expression.

"Darling, you've finally decided to lift the veil!"

Xiyao:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

My bride is Hanabi?!

How is that possible?

I would never marry Hanabi!

She's a despicable, flat-chested brat!

It's still so shallow!

Who would like her!

I see!

Xiao Zi must have known I didn't like fireworks, so she deliberately made fireworks my bride!

That wretched little purple!

How dare you disgust me!

I'll make you dizzy with Q sooner or later!

Just as Xi Yao was pondering how to get revenge on Xiao Zi,

A pair of arms wrapped around her waist.

The sound of fireworks came from behind me.

"Honey, why are you ignoring me?"

"It's time for our wedding night!"

The bridal chamber?

Xi Yao laughed dismissively.

Did you think that would disgust her?

You like the wedding night, don't you?

it is good!

Then let's consummate our marriage!

Xi Yao grabbed Hua Huo's hand, flipped her over, and pinned her down, beginning to undress.

……

Inside the Black Tower's room,

Xi Yao suddenly woke up with a start.

She quickly looked around, observing her surroundings.

She was sleeping on a soft, large purple bed.

Her clothes had been changed into loose pajamas.

This is... Sister Black Tower's room.

Holy crap?

Why is Hanabi sleeping next to me?

Xi Yao struggled to search her memories in her chaotic mind before realizing what had happened.

I see,

I originally intended to teach Hanabi a lesson.

But by some twist of fate, he drank the milk tea with Himeko's coffee in it and fell into a deep sleep.

Sister Heita is actually quite nice; she didn't kick me out.

Not only that, they even helped me change into my pajamas.

So, what happened just now wasn't Xiao Zi's doing, and I was just dreaming?

but,

Why did I dream of marrying Hanabi?

Do I like her?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

She's a small-breasted, plain-looking girl, who would like her?

It must be Himeko's coffee that's causing this!

This stuff is definitely not drinkable; it made me hallucinate.

Xi Yao looked at Hua Huo, who was sleeping soundly beside her.

Perhaps it's because of that dream I just had.

Perhaps it's because I drank Himeko's coffee, but I still feel a little dizzy and have very little energy.

In short, she doesn't seem to want to punish Hanabi as much anymore.

She slowly lay down on her side, propping her chin up with one hand, and quietly watched the fireworks in her sleep.

At this moment, Hanabi curled up into a ball, looking just like a little kitten.

You know what, she actually looks quite well-behaved and cute.

If she weren't so Asakusa,

It's not unacceptable to let her be the bride...

and many more!

What am I thinking?

How could I possibly like fireworks?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Just then, Hanabi, who had been asleep, slowly opened her eyes.

She glanced at her pajamas, then at Xi Yao in front of her, and suddenly let out a sharp, explosive sound:

"ah!!!"

Xiyao:? ? ?

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