Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

Xi Yao glanced at Hua Huo, who was wearing pajamas, and said speechlessly:

"no?"

"What the hell are you yelling about!"

"It's like you're not wearing any clothes."

Hanabi screamed and pulled the blanket over herself, quickly retreating to a corner and warily staring at Xiyao, asking:

"Was it you?!"

"Take off my clothes!"

Although she seems very open-minded and often tries to seduce others, it's all a facade.

She was essentially just an innocent little girl, so it's normal for her to panic when she suddenly discovered that her clothes had been changed.

Xi Yao rolled her eyes speechlessly and retorted:

"Are you crazy?!"

Why would I take your clothes off?

"They're as small as sesame seeds, who would want to look at them!"

"you!"

Hua Huo gritted her teeth and glared angrily at Xi Yao.

She's not small at all!

It's obviously very big, okay?

but……

It seems that Xi Yao really didn't take off her clothes.

Even QQ Space...

And this guy isn't so kind as to help me put on my pajamas.

"It really wasn't you?"

"Of course!"

Xi Yao gave her a disgruntled look.

As soon as she finished speaking, the image of tearing Hanabi's clothes in her dream appeared in her mind.

For some reason, Xi Yao suddenly felt a little guilty.

I think it shouldn't count if I took it off in my dream, right?

Hanabi checked her body, then looked at Yuyao with a puzzled expression.

Something's not right!

"You bastard, you knocked me down and didn't do anything?"

"This isn't like you!"

It's all because of that milk tea with Himeko coffee in it!

Otherwise, I'll have to teach you a lesson!

However, Hanabi definitely can't know about this, otherwise she'll definitely laugh at me.

Xi Yao could only say casually:

"I'm in a good mood, can't I just take pity on you and let you go?"

After staring at Xi Yao for a while, Hua Huo shook her head firmly.

"No, you're not that kind of person!"

……

It's so numb!

If you can't speak, you don't have to!

What do you mean I'm not that kind of person?

I, Xi Yao, am also very kind-hearted and understanding, okay?

Sometimes, Xi Yao really wanted to teach Hua Huo a lesson.

Otherwise, how could she have become the number one on the Asakusa ranking?

That mouth of yours is really cheeky!

If this had happened before, Xi Yao would probably have immediately pinned down Hua Huo and started cleaning up.

But after that bizarre dream, every time Xi Yao wanted to teach Hua Huo a lesson, she would inexplicably recall some of the enchanting scenes from the dream.

For some reason, her heart started to beat faster, her breathing became more rapid, and even her cheeks felt hot.

Xi Yao was very puzzled.

What happened?

Could it be that she's fallen for fireworks?

Otherwise, why would I blush and feel my heart race because of a nonexistent dream?

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

How could she possibly fall for a little devil?

She should like those sweet and adorable mature women!

She blushed because of those images!

It's definitely not because the object of affection is Hanabi!

Correct!

That must be it!

after all,

No matter who you're with, the wedding night is something that makes people blush and their hearts race!

Um...except for exceptionally outrageous ones like Romantic Goose and Bunny Girl Schwarz.

Although Xi Yao had convinced herself, she still didn't dare to teach Hua Huo a lesson.

She was afraid that she would lose her temper and do something excessive.

But she couldn't let Hanabi notice anything unusual.

Otherwise, given her personality, she would definitely have taken this opportunity to get revenge on me.

This was certainly no challenge for her.

Faced with Hanabi's scrutinizing gaze, Xi Yao immediately took the initiative.

"What, do you want to be bullied?"

"You don't happen to have some hidden letter attribute, do you?"

Xi Yao stared at Hua Huo with a smile, her gaze sweeping back and forth over Hua Huo's exquisite and shapely body.

Feeling stared at so openly, Hanabi blushed instantly, glared at Xiyao with embarrassment and annoyance, and turned her head away.

"Of course not!"

"How is that possible!"

"Then why have you been following me around all this time?"

"No matter what they do to you, you never fight back?"

"I……"

"I was getting revenge on you!"

"revenge?"

Xi Yao laughed as if she had heard something particularly funny:

"They come to me willingly, and I call that revenge?"

"You're practically giving this away for free!"

Or perhaps...

"You enjoy being bullied by me?"

Xi Yao extended her index finger, hooked it around Hua Huo's chin, and gently lifted it up.

"Who...who enjoyed it?"

"I hate it!"

"Yeah?"

"Of course!"

Hanabi gritted her teeth and said stubbornly.

Their eyes met, neither willing to yield to the other, and they just stared at each other.

Just then...

The door opened with a click.

Black Tower's face darkened instantly when he saw the two people in such an ambiguous position.

"You two, are you ever going to stop?!"

"Go grind tofu in your own room!"

"This is my room!"

Hanabi, who had been able to keep a straight face, couldn't hold back any longer when she saw that there were outsiders present.

She quickly grabbed her clothes, lowered her head, and ran out in a flash.

Xi Yao also silently breathed a sigh of relief.

We finally managed to fool them.

Hanabi probably won't know that she also contracted the virus.

She didn't rush to get out of bed, but instead lay down on Black Tower's bed, stretched, and looked at Black Tower with a smile, showing no remorse for taking up Black Tower's bed.

"Sister Black Tower, your bed is so soft~"

Hei Ta knew that Xi Yao was shameless.

After all, you can't be a pervert if you don't have thick skin.

But she didn't expect Xi Yao to be so shameless.

Hei Ta came to the bedside, looked at Xi Yao who was still lying in bed and refused to get up, and said speechlessly:

"It's one thing for you to sleep alone, but bringing someone over is really going too far!"

"Isn't time of the essence urgent?"

"People know that Sister Black Tower is beautiful, kind, and magnanimous, so she definitely won't be angry~"

Xi Yao chuckled, took Hei Ta's hand, and gently shook it.

……

If it were anyone else, Black Tower would have grabbed them and thrown them out of the room long ago.

But it was Xi Yao who did it.

Black Tower really couldn't do anything about her.

Why should she need Xi Yao's help to test the simulated universe?

With Xi Yao's help, each test yielded a large amount of data about the Star God.

Although many of them seem outrageous and fake no matter how you look at them.

But it's better than nothing.

Moreover, although Xi Yao can be quite awful at times, after spending so much time together, she has actually come to regard Xi Yao as a friend.

At that moment, all she could do was helplessly say:

"Don't do that again next time!"

"Okay~"

Hehe~

Looking at Xi Yao's playful and smiling face, Hei Ta knew that she hadn't taken his words to heart at all.

This guy, really...

"Sister Black Tower".

"Um?"

Xi Yao moved closer to Hei Ta, staring at her with a mischievous smile:

"Did you help us change our clothes?"

Black Tower looked at her like she was a fool and said:

"What are you thinking about?"

"Of course, it was the doll that was replaced."

"Oh, okay."

Xi Yao sighed, pouted, and looked disappointed.

Black Tower: ...

No?

What exactly are you disappointed about?

Suppressing his speechlessness, Black Tower remembered Fireworks who had just run away, and asked:

"Who is that little girl?"

"Her name is Hanabi, and she is a masked fool."

"The Masked Fool?"

Upon hearing this name, Black Tower frowned.

Despite the exception of Xi Yao, the reputation of "The Masked Fool" is still far from flattering.

These people are capable of anything for fun, and it's extremely dangerous.

Is she your friend?

I guess so.

Seeing the worried look on Heita's face, Xi Yao flew up and gently patted her shoulder to comfort her:

"Don't worry, that guy's clinging to Está's coattails, playing the good girl. He won't cause any trouble on the space station."

"That's good."

Black Tower was finally relieved.

She casually picked up Xi Yao's clothes from the side and handed them to Xi Yao.

"Get dressed and come with me."

"Another test?"

"yes."

"The conditions..."

Xi Yao rubbed her hands together, looking at the Black Tower with anticipation.

Black Tower: ...

"As long as it's not too outrageous, you can bring it up."

Xi Yao jumped up with joy.

"Yay!"

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

My little cuties,

Xiu Cat has successfully joined the author's home!

Hey~

My friend will come home and won't be able to find the cat to fix.

I'm so worried!

hee hee~

and many more……

Didn't the author say he would never trick his friends again?

Ok……

A small crater shouldn't count as a crater, right?

do not care!

Love you all~

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