Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

In the Black Tower's office,

The woman in the pointed hat, dressed in black, looked at the data she had just received and fell into deep thought.

On the chair next to her, Xi Yao, who had just woken up, supported herself with both hands and gently jumped up to her side.

Seeing her staring intently at the tablet in her hand without even blinking, Xi Yao couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.

"What's wrong, Sister Black Tower? Is something the problem?"

"I can understand everything else, but..."

Black Tower slowly turned around, pointed to a line of text that had just been recorded on the tablet, and asked:

"What does it mean that the Imperial Bow can summon seven wheelchairs at the speed of light?"

puff~

Xi Yao relaxed and explained in a serious tone:

"It means exactly what it says!"

"Brother Lan... I mean, Lan, the Star Hunter, ate seven wheelchairs in one go."

"?"

"Star God...eats a wheelchair?"

"And you ate seven at once?"

"Is this correct?"

Black Tower's deep purple eyes were filled with doubt.

At that moment, a big question mark seemed to appear on the top of her pointed hat.

The Star God doesn't need to eat at all, so how could it possibly eat its wheelchair for no reason?

Besides, even if He suddenly felt like eating something one day,

We should eat something good, right?

What the heck is a wheelchair?

"What's wrong?"

"Sister Black Tower, look!"

To avoid revealing any flaws in her fabricated history, Xi Yao disguised herself as a drunken poet and began to deceive:

"After the Star God Lan ascended to godhood, did he destroy the Jianmu tree with a single arrow, killing countless bountiful creatures, thus allowing the Immortal Ship to turn the tide and defeat the bountiful people?"

"That's right, but what does that have to do with showing off your wheelchair?"

"Of course it's related."

"Sister Black Tower, think about it, the Star Hunter God Lan has been pursuing..."

"?"

"Ahem... I mean, who are we chasing?"

"The Abundant Star God Pharmacist".

"That's right! It's the pharmacist!"

Xi Yao began to ramble on without changing her expression:

"Actually, the Star God of the Hunting was not in its current form at first. Because it was a Star God who ascended from humanity, it originally had two arms and two legs just like us."

"Ordinary bountiful creatures are easy to catch, so Lan can catch up with them on foot. But the Pharmacist is just too fast; he can't catch up with him on foot."

"What should we do then?"

"We can't just give up and stop pursuing it, can we?"

"Wouldn't that go against fate?"

"So Lan can only try to increase her speed."

"As we all know, four-wheel drive is faster than two-wheel drive."

"And Lan was able to ascend to become a Star God by obtaining the power of Suihuang, and Suiyang has the ability to change forms."

"So, in order to catch up with the pharmacist, Lan Lingji had a brilliant idea and instantly created seven wheelchairs, successfully evolving them into four-wheel drive with two wheels on the hind legs!"

"This way, He will have a speed comparable to the Abundant Star God Pharmacist, and be able to catch up with him!"

……

To increase speed and catch up with the pharmacist, he ate the wheelchair to turn it into a four-wheel drive vehicle.

Logically it makes sense, but why does it feel so strange?

What I'm saying is, since He's already a star god, can't He use some more sophisticated methods?

Even if there's no other way but to eat, shouldn't we eat something good?

What the heck is this "eating a wheelchair" thing?

Moreover, would eating two wheelchairs really increase the speed of the Star God?

What kind of wheelchair is so powerful?

Is this definitely not some unofficial historical account?

Seemingly noticing Black Tower's confusion, Xi Yao added with a smile:

"That wheelchair is only wheelchair in appearance. In reality, it is a divine artifact forged by Lan using countless rare metals from the universe and imbued with divine power."

Oh!

It was a magical artifact!

That makes much more sense.

Black Tower nodded silently.

She knew it!

Who's the kind person... this good star god, why is he eating a wheelchair for no reason!

It's really strange no matter how you look at it, right?

But if it's a magical artifact, then it makes perfect sense.

but……

Hei Ta looked at Xi Yao with a puzzled expression and asked:

How did you find out about this?

"You're unlikely to know about Star God forging divine artifacts, are you?"

"Aha told me!"

Without hesitation, Xi Yao shifted the blame to Aha.

after all,

The secret of the Star God is known only to the Star God.

And as a star god who loves to have fun, it's normal for Aha to know a bit about gossip, right?

Anyway, Black Tower is unlikely to actually go to Aha to verify it, right?

Moreover,

Even if the Black Tower really went,

Even Ah-ha, upon hearing such fascinating anecdotes, would only admit they were true.

They might even exaggerate and make the story even more outrageous.

The story goes that Emperor Gong, in pursuit of the pharmacist, painfully flaunted seven wheelchairs to increase his speed.

"Aha?"

"yes!"

"When Lan Xuan was in a wheelchair, Le Zi Shen was right next to her, and it was He who gave Lan this advice."

"As you know, I am the messenger of the God of Joy."

"Aha is actually very approachable. He likes to tell us messengers little stories about the star gods."

"So every time I'm in the simulated universe, I hear some secrets about the star gods from Aha."

……

Can we trust what comes out of the mouth of Aha, the god of joy?

Black Tower couldn't help but have some doubts.

In countless tests simulating the universe, Aha had the most problems.

It's absolutely the number one, a complete breakthrough.

It is more than twice as mysterious as the second place.

His behavior was always so incomprehensible.

It's very likely that he made up the story on purpose just to tease Xi Yao.

but……

It's also possible that He wanted us to think it was made up, but it's actually true.

Sometimes, those seemingly outrageous answers are the real correct ones.

After all, sometimes what happens in real life is even more outrageous than what's in movies and TV shows.

Never mind.

I'll remember this for now.

"etc……"

Black Tower suddenly realized something and looked at Xi Yao, asking:

"You mean, in every previous test, you heard information about the Star God from Aha?"

"I think most of them are available."

"However, I didn't see Aha twice, so I didn't get anything~"

"Then why didn't you say so?"

Xi Yao looked at the Black Tower with a puzzled expression:

"You didn't even ask!"

"..."

"Now that I've asked, can I tell you?"

"Telling you isn't out of the question, but...you know what I mean."

Xi Yao smiled and winked at the Black Tower.

……

So that's where you were waiting for me.

This guy...

Black Tower certainly knew what Xi Yao wanted.

It's nothing more than a facial spa (Hyper-Style version).

Or maybe have her wear a bunny girl or maid outfit or something.

As far as she was concerned, as long as Xi Yao didn't make any particularly unreasonable demands, everything else was negotiable.

These actions may seem shameful, but they are actually nothing at all.

With only a trivial price to pay, one can gain access to the secrets of the Star God.

This deal was absolutely worth it.

"What do you want me to do?"

Hehe~

"It's not convenient to talk about this here."

Xi Yao smiled mischievously, took Hei Ta's hand, and pulled her forward.

"Come on, let's go to my room~"

"Let's invite Sister Ruan Mei along too!"

Let's whisper some secrets together~

"Hehe~"

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