Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

"Black Tower Sister~"

Inside the Black Tower office, Black Tower was debugging data.

Xi Yao stood beside her, imitating a child's voice, and called out, word by word:

Black Tower: (¬_¬)ﾉ

"You've gotten addicted to pretending to be a child, haven't you?"

She didn't believe that Xi Yao was really a teenage girl.

Whose kid is this weirdo?

Hehe~

Xi Yao smiled and took Hei Ta's hand, asking:

"Sister Black Tower, how are you going to conduct the test this time?"

When talking about his professional field, Heita immediately straightened his head, smiled, and looked incredibly confident.

"In previous tests, we would ask questions to the celestial beings in the simulated universe, and they would answer the questions."

"This time, I want to try letting them ask us questions!"

A star god is asking a question to mortals?

That might not be easy to succeed at.

To be honest, Xi Yao wasn't very optimistic about Black Tower's plan.

Aside from a certain entertainer who might be particularly free and thus attracted to this place...

Other star gods probably wouldn't pay her any attention.

Even if Xi Yao could shake a human... a god over,

They have no reason to question the Black Tower!

So what? Just because you tell them to ask, does that mean they have to?

Wouldn't that be incredibly embarrassing for them?

of course,

Except for the god of fun.

He had no face to begin with.

The Star God has no reason to ask mortals questions.

Even when the learned scholar asked the master a question, it was only because the master was Akivili, embarking on a new journey.

But it's okay.

Anyway, her goal was simply to summon the God of Joy and give Him a good talking-to.

In Black Tower's plan, the most likely candidate to appear is Lezi Shen.

That's perfect.

As for whether other star gods will appear, or whether they will ask questions of the Black Tower...

That's not something she needs to consider.

She only needs to be responsible for summoning the gods, but the Black Tower has much more to consider.

"Looks like we'll be entering the simulated universe together this time~"

Xi Yao glanced at the only chair, and an evil thought immediately popped into her mind.

"Sister Black Tower, there's only one seat left~"

"There's no other way."

"Looks like I'll have to lie in your arms from now on~"

You want to take advantage of me?

Hehe~

such a pity,

It's obvious you weren't paying attention.

The simulated universe will automatically capture the brainwaves of test subjects within a certain range.

Therefore, you can enter the simulated universe from anywhere in the office.

The chair was placed there simply to prevent the test from being interrupted due to any unusual physical movement.

"You don't actually think that you can only enter the simulated universe by sitting there, do you?"

Hei Ta smiled mockingly at Xi Yao, then walked straight to his seat and leaned back in his chair.

She closed her eyes, cleared her mind of all distractions, and let the simulated universe capture her brainwaves, a faint, smug smile playing on her lips.

however,

Seeing this, Xi Yao wasn't angry at all; instead, she laughed.

Black Tower Sister~

You don't think you can escape like this, do you?

How naive!

They were just joking with you; they didn't really mean to sit on you.

But now...

They absolutely have to sit here!

Hehe~

indeed,

Black Tower can sit in his own chair, without having to share one with Xi Yao, and can also enter the simulated universe.

But that also means that Xi Yao can sit in the office chair in the Black Tower and enter the simulated universe.

What?

You said the Black Tower is already seated up there, and there are no seats left?

Who said there aren't any left?

Isn't there still room in Black Tower's arms?

Xi Yao smiled slightly.

She quietly walked over and sat directly on Black Tower's lap, lying in his fragrant embrace.

Black Tower: ?

Black Tower, who had almost finished uploading his consciousness, opened his eyes again, looking at Xi Yao, who was clinging to him with a dark expression:

"no?"

"Are you out of your mind?!"

"Why did you sit on my lap when there are chairs available?"

"Sitting on a chair is nowhere as comfortable as sitting on Sister Black Tower!"

……

This is the first time I've seen someone take advantage of another and act so self-righteously.

She is the young, beautiful, and exceptionally intelligent Lady Black Tower!

Is her body meant for people to sit on?

"Get down here right now!"

"I don't!"

Hei Ta reached out to push Xi Yao, trying to push her away.

However, Xi Yao clung tightly to Hei Ta's waist, refusing to leave her side.

"Get down now!"

"I won't!"

"Stop wasting any more time!"

"They didn't waste any time!"

"On the contrary, Sister Black Tower, if you hadn't interrupted the connection, we would already be in the simulated universe preparing for testing. Who's wasting time here?"

……

The Black Tower fell silent.

For a moment, she was unable to refute it.

"Okay, Black Tower sister~"

"Stop fooling around~"

"Get ready for the test!"

Xi Yao gently stroked Hei Ta's head, speaking softly as if coaxing a child. Then she closed her eyes, nestled in Hei Ta's arms, and became completely quiet, seemingly preparing to connect.

Black Tower: ...

Her lips twitched slightly.

His forehead was covered in black lines.

She was just lying normally in her chair.

Xi Yao insisted on sitting on her lap.

Who's causing trouble here?

She was truly impressed!

She glanced at Xi Yao, who seemed to be asleep, and hesitated for a moment.

If she could really stay this obedient forever,

That wouldn't be a bad idea to let her lie in my arms.

I'm truly impressed!

Since when did her bottom line at the Black Tower become so low?

As long as you don't touch or rub it indiscriminately, you can keep someone in your arms.

Xi Yao is truly her nemesis!

Shaking his head helplessly, Black Tower banished the chaotic thoughts from his mind, closed his eyes, and prepared to enter the simulated universe to begin the test.

The connection went very smoothly this time.

Soon, the Black Tower appeared in the simulated universe.

She looked around but couldn't find the small figure.

"Strange, where is Xi Yao?"

Logically speaking, Xi Yao started connecting before her. She had already entered, so Xi Yao should have entered long ago!

Ciallo～(∠・ω＜)⌒★

In a real office,

Xi Yao, who had been motionless, slowly opened her eyes.

Yes, that's right!

She's been pretending to be asleep!

My consciousness has remained clear the entire time!

The goal was to lure Black Tower into the simulated universe so she could do whatever she wanted!

Looking at the powerless black tower before her, Xi Yao's smile gradually turned sinister.

"Sister Black Tower~"

"You've fallen into a trap!"

"Hehehe~"

"Hehehe~"

She stared intently at the enhanced slime in the Black Tower and reached out her evil hand.

Grab the slime...

The back of the chair,

I buried my face in the vast embrace of the Black Tower and experienced an epic lung-filling moment.

The intense aroma almost made her faint.

"Um!"

"It's so bouncy and soft, it feels so good!"

"Sister Ruan Mei's cooking skills are truly amazing!"

Xi Yao didn't do anything further, she just lay quietly in the Black Tower's arms and closed her eyes.

"I wonder what kind of expression Black Tower Sister is making right now~"

"Hehe~"

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