Collapse Iron: I am the Pleasure Commander, starting with the Demolition Company

In the simulated universe,

Feeling the pressure coming from his chest, Black Tower clenched his fist instantly.

"That wretched Xi Yao!!!"

"How dare you deceive me and take advantage of me!"

She's the most perfect woman in the entire universe, Black Tower!

Considering how cute Xi Yao is, I'll let her hug and cuddle him.

Now she actually dares to attack a slime!

And this is the second time already!

That's absolutely outrageous!

You should know that even her best friend, Ruan Mei, hasn't touched it yet!

As it turns out, Xi Yao has already succeeded twice!

We can't let her run rampant like this anymore!

Otherwise, she'll just get bolder and bolder!

She must be punished properly!

The space before my eyes shimmered with light.

Xi Yao's figure appeared in front of the Black Tower.

Black Tower seized the opportunity, aiming at the moment when loading was just completed and Xi Yao had no way to resist, raised his staff and struck her hard.

"Duang!"

Does it sound good?

A pleasant sound is a good start.

"Ouch~"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch!"

Xi Yao covered her head, gave the Black Tower a resentful look, and said in a pitiful tone:

"Why are you hitting them when they didn't do anything?"

"It hurts so much!"

"And you still say you didn't do anything?"

Hei Ta was so angry that he almost laughed. Wasn't this blatantly lying through her teeth?

They've already stuck their faces to slime and haven't done anything yet?

Does it have to involve doing something indescribable to be considered something?

She slowly raised the staff in her hand.

Startled, Xi Yao quickly raised her hand to stop her, pleading pitifully:

"No, no, no, I know I was wrong!"

"Stop banging! You'll get dumber if you keep banging!"

Tch~

Do they really think of her as some naive and ignorant little girl?

She didn't believe that a single tap from her could hurt Xi Yao, who was a dual-commander.

Therefore, Xi Yao is definitely acting to gain sympathy by playing the victim.

However, since Xi Yao apologized, she did not pursue the matter further.

It's important to know when to stop; we can't escalate things or let them go on and on.

Otherwise, if we anger Xi Yao, that would be terrible.

Although there's no real danger to her life, what if Xi Yao suddenly becomes a beast?

Not only her, but even Nguyen Mai would be in danger.

She's from the Black Tower!

The most perfect woman in the entire universe!

She didn't want to fall for that pervert Xi Yao's scheme.

However, she misunderstood Xi Yao.

Aside from that one woman surnamed Hua who was so utterly naive and deserved severe punishment,

Xi Yao wouldn't do anything particularly outrageous to others without permission.

At most, I'll just stick close to them.

Hei Ta put away his cane, glared at Xi Yao with annoyance, and said:

"Get ready, let's begin the test."

"Okay~"

Xi Yao's expression changed instantly, and she leaned closer with a smile.

"Sister Black Tower, what's next?"

Black Tower was already used to Xi Yao's quick change of expression.

As the formal testing phase began, she adopted a serious expression, exuding the unique aura of a scholar.

"If we want the Star God to ask us questions, we must first lure the Star God out."

Does this lead to the Star God?

She's very skilled at this!

Since she wanted to have a word with Aha, let's call Aha over first.

Xi Yao slightly raised her chin, revealing her fair neck, her eyes confident, and her face elegant.

"So I took action!"

"etc!"

"?"

Xi Yao, who was cosplaying as a mysterious woman, was about to call out her little brother Aha when she was suddenly stopped by Black Tower.

It's like you're giving a passionate speech, and when you get to the most crucial part, someone suddenly interrupts you. Your emotions and state of mind instantly drop, which is very uncomfortable.

She looked at the Black Tower with a resentful expression and muttered:

"Sister Black Tower, why did you interrupt me?"

"I'm sorry, but I'd like to try it myself first."

Black Tower also knew that interrupting someone else's performance was not a good idea.

But this time, she still wanted to personally draw out the Star God.

Admittedly, each time Xi Yao tests the simulated universe, she manages to attract at least one or two Star Gods, making her the safest person to handle the situation.

But Black Tower doesn't believe he'll lose to Xi Yao.

If Xi Yao can do it, why can't the Black Tower do it?

So she wanted to give it a try and prove herself.

"Oh, okay then~"

Xi Yao didn't care.

Although it was a little upsetting that the performance was interrupted, it's okay.

It's better if she doesn't have to do anything.

Why carry when you can win effortlessly?

She quietly stepped aside, making room for the Black Tower.

Black Tower didn't waste any time and immediately began its operation.

She first brought up the control panel and then operated it.

An article resembling a research paper suddenly appeared on the transparent screen.

Below the brief title are densely packed calculation formulas, stretching as far as the eye can see.

Xi Yao glanced at the title.

Here's the answer and solution process for the imaginary number overflow problem!

As expected of the Black Tower!

Does the fact that she can understand this mean that she is also a genius?

Xi Yao watched the derivation process intently.

Two and a half minutes later, she gave up.

I can't understand anything at all!

As it turns out, she had absolutely nothing to do with being a genius.

Although I had a premonition, it was still very disheartening to actually receive this conclusion.

really,

I genuinely don't know how to do math problems.

Even if she opens it, it won't work.

Ugh……

While Xi Yao was lost in thought, Black Tower was constantly observing and providing feedback.

However, all around was silent.

There was no sign of any star god appearing.

"It's not working?"

"Tch~"

Black Tower pursed his lips, seemingly somewhat unwilling.

She clenched her fists, her eyes flickered, and her expression kept changing, as if she was struggling with something.

After a moment, she seemed to have made up her mind.

She conjured a microphone, pinched her nose, and said:

"I know you're listening."

"I am Black Tower, an unparalleled, brilliant, and stunning genius."

"Today, I stand here with the utmost... the highest respect, to praise all the great star gods!"

666!

The Black Tower forced them to start praising the Star God!

It seems she really has no other choice.

Xi Yao found a suitable spot, took out a bag of sunflower seeds, and started eating them while enjoying Black Tower's speech.

"The God of Wisdom, the Venerable One of Universal Knowledge. He is omniscient and omnipotent, knowing the answers to all questions in the universe, yet He never speaks lightly."

"His silence was so..."

Black Tower paused for a moment, then muttered softly:

"It makes you want to dismantle and reinstall His database."

However, while she was engrossed in her cricket-themed conversation, she forgot to turn off the microphone.

Everything I just said was picked up by the microphone and transmitted.

Oops!

Realizing his mistake, Black Tower quickly changed his tune:

"Ah—no, it's deafening!"

"Cough cough..."

Perhaps feeling a little guilty, Black Tower feigned a cough to cover his embarrassment before continuing his speech:

"He guides geniuses forward with endless questions, even though He already knew all the answers millions of years ago."

"That...that patience to watch ordinary people go around in circles, it's truly...admirable!"

puff~

Xi Yao, who was watching the drama unfold, almost burst out laughing.

Holy crap, that arrogant Black Tower!

I wanted to praise the Star God and draw him out.

But fearing that praising too much would make him lose face, he spoke in a particularly awkward manner.

They even smuggled in their own necessities, secretly stealing crickets from other people's homes.

It's better not to praise at all than to praise at all.

It would be strange if her statement could bring out the Star God.

They might have thought of something, but after hearing it, they immediately turned and left.

really,

Even the learned Venerable One showed no intention of appearing.

Black Tower gritted his teeth, suppressing his nausea, and delivered speech after speech.

"Guardian Star God Kripper..."

"The Abundant Star God Pharmacist..."

Despite her best efforts to praise, no star god appeared.

In the end, only Aha was left who hadn't tried.

To be honest, Black Tower doesn't really like Aha.

He's always causing trouble, making a mess of the simulated universe.

But there's no other way right now.

"Aha, the God of Joy..."

Upon hearing the name, Xi Yao's eyes lit up.

We've got a job!

Come out and face me!

Aha!

...

P.S.: Zao Shanghao! What about you?

Some lovely readers want the author to contact them via QQ.

That definitely won't work.

We are just normal friends.

You can only stick it on at most.

I wouldn't think about messaging the other person.

The young author is so innocent.

Even if I wanted to use Q, I wouldn't know how.

Therefore,

Let's find a way to trick our friends!

hee hee~

Having been scammed so many times,

My friend was already very cautious.

The young author still needs to think of a better way.

My little darlings, stay tuned for good news from the author!

Love you all~

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