Transmigrated into a fat wife, farming, raising children, and picking up husbands

Wu Liangcai looked at the man who was as handsome as Pan An but had to spend every day alone in his empty room, and then looked at Lin Xiuer who was enduring the pain of abstaining from sex.

Thinking of her concubines at home, compared to the man in front of her, their appearances were only passable.

Compared to Lin Xiuer, this fat woman could only resist touching even the most handsome men who were practically offered to her. Suddenly, she realized that abstaining from lust wasn't such a difficult thing after all.

After all, my life is more important!

He looked dejected and said to Lin Xiuer, "Sister... I... I understand! I'll go back and get rid of all those women! But what should I do next? What else did the old sage tell me?"

Lin Xiuer found it amusing to look at Wu Liangcai's cowardly appearance, which was so frightened he was about to wet his pants, but she still had to maintain a mysterious expression on her face.

She looked up at the sky, sighed, and said with a look of utter despair, "Brother, if you want to live, do you know what the most important thing is?"

"That means you must follow the doctor's instructions! This is important, you must remember it."

Wu Liangcai nodded vigorously, as if he wanted to write it all down in a small notebook: "Yes, yes, yes! I will definitely do it!"

Lin Xiuer stretched out her chubby fingers and began to count them one by one.

"First, abstain from sexual activity, as I just mentioned. Second, abstain from meat and fatty foods, as these greatly aggravate the stagnation of pathogenic factors in the body!"

Upon hearing this, Wu Liangcai's face fell: "Huh? Sister, I can understand abstaining from sex, but not being able to eat meat? What's the difference between this and becoming a monk?"

"The difference is huge!" Lin Xiuer glared at him. "Even thinking about women is considered breaking a precept for monks, but it's different for us. We can still think about them."

Wu Liangcai suddenly realized that, compared to this, it didn't seem so unacceptable.

Lin Xiuer stretched out her third finger, looked at Wu Liangcai's body, which was as fat as her own, and continued to make up stories.

"The third point, and one that the old sage repeatedly emphasized, is that you must lose this fat as soon as possible!"

"The old sage said that this excess fat on our bodies is clear evidence of accumulated illness. If we don't get rid of the fat, no matter how many elixirs we take, it'll be in vain; the medicine simply won't be able to penetrate!"

Wu Liangcai looked down at his protruding belly, then at Lin Xiuer, his face contorted with grief.

"Sis, with so much fat, when will you ever lose it? Quitting porn is painful enough; how can you live without meat?"

Lin Xiuer patted Wu Liangcai on the shoulder and comforted him in a tone of someone who had been through it all.

"Don't panic, brother. Your symptoms are much milder than mine. I think that, apart from avoiding meat, you can eat a stewed chicken every three days to nourish your body. That should be fine."

"But you must remember that you can only eat the stewed food and drink some soup. No other cooking methods are allowed! As for how to treat it afterward, it depends on your specific weight loss situation."

"My sister can't do that. She can only have a sip of soup occasionally. She's starving every day and has to go up the mountain to pick wild vegetables to feed her family."

"I have to get up early and work late every day to sell pancakes and pay off Master Zhao's usurious loan. My life is so hard!"

Lin Xiuer waved her hand, her voice growing more and more choked with emotion, each word seemingly uttered with tears of blood.

She tilted her head back and blinked, her expression one of grievance as she struggled to hold back tears.

I'm fine, I can handle it.

When Wu Liangcai heard that he could eat chicken once every three days, it was much better than Lin Xiuer only being able to drink soup.

At least I don't have to do hard labor like her every day to pay off my debts.

Feeling a little better, I quickly made a promise.

"Don't worry, sis! I'll do whatever you say and stick to it! Starting today, I'll be a vegetarian... uh, except for one chicken every three days! I'm going back right now to ask Mom to stew a chicken for me!"

"Hey? Remember, you can't eat chicken for another three days!" Lin Xiuer gave her final instructions. "Eat more vegetables, move around more, don't just lie around all the time. Keep your mind calm, and don't do anything immoral, those things shorten your lifespan!"

"The old sage also said that it's best to do one good deed every day to accumulate merit, otherwise eating a lot of vegetarian food will be in vain. Look at me, I saved you today, so I've accumulated great merit."

Lin Xiuer smiled, her face showing a look of deep comfort.

"Yes, yes, yes! I will never do anything immoral again!" Wu Liangcai now looked at Lin Xiuer as if she were a lifeline, bowing repeatedly, and then quickly called to the servants who were standing there dumbfounded.

"What are you all standing there for? Quickly help me back! From today onwards, I'm going to focus on my health! Cui'er... Cui'er."

Wu Liangcai turned around to look for the girl huddled in the corner. "Cui'er, wait for me. Wait for me to get better, then I'll come back to marry you. You must wait for me!"

After saying this, Wu Liangcai led his servants away in a hurry, muttering "abstain from sex, abstain from meat, lose weight."

Watching that chubby, ball-like figure disappear at the street corner, Lin Xiuer finally breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that her back was completely soaked and her legs were a little weak.

Thank goodness, we've finally managed to completely fool this good-for-nothing rich kid.

The crowd of onlookers dispersed, and Lin Xiuer wiped the cold sweat from her forehead, still shaken.

"That scared me to death."

She turned her head and saw the man standing beside her, his eyes barely concealing a smile.

She immediately raised an eyebrow: "Hey! What are you laughing at? Are you mocking me?"

Lin Xiuer squinted and leaned closer: "I saw you smirking."

Upon hearing this, Ping An turned his face away, no longer trying to hide it. A faint smile appeared on his lips as he looked down at her.

His smile was like moonlight breaking through the clouds, shining brightly on his face.

He shook his head: "Of course not. Just now I thought my wife was quick-witted and very capable."

Lin Xiuer was a little embarrassed by his straightforward praise. Before she could speak, she heard Hu Yidao's suppressed, muffled laughter coming from behind her.

Old Hu's shoulders trembled with laughter, his face turning red from holding it in. He managed to suppress it a little before leaning closer, lowering his voice, and giving Lin Xiuer a thumbs up.

"Hey girl, you're something else! You've got some serious skills! I never knew you could talk the dead back to life with your words."

"That Wu idiot was completely fooled by you! Abstaining from sex? How did you even come up with that idea! Hahaha..."

He couldn't hold back his laughter for the last two moments, but he quickly swallowed it back, his stomach aching from trying to suppress it.

Lin Xiuer was embarrassed by his laughter and punched Hu Yidao lightly: "What else can we do? We can't just stand by and watch him ruin that girl, can we?"

She said that, but when she thought about the nonsense she had just rambled on, she couldn't help but twitch her lips.

Just then, a weak voice came from the side: "Th-thank you, Sister Lin..."

It's Cui'er.

The little girl's eyes were red, and her face was still filled with fear. She mustered her courage and timidly moved over to express her gratitude.

However, as she spoke, her eyes couldn't help but glance at the man next to Lin Xiuer.

Ping An noticed her gaze, instantly wiped the smile off his face, frowned unhappily, and simply turned away, his voice cold: "It was my wife who saved you, it has nothing to do with me."

These words were blunt, even somewhat unforgiving.

Cui'er's face flushed red instantly, and she bit her lip, on the verge of tears.