The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

The live stream chat exploded with excitement. Although the screen was completely pixelated, the comments flooded in like a tidal wave.

Hsu Yeh-yi's ultimate push (Hua): "Ahhhhh! I made it to base! I finally made it to base! I've been waiting for this day for so long."

Shipper (Hua): "So good, so incredibly good! The cold-on-the-outside-but-sweet-on-the-inside Fairy of Desolation has finally united with the elegant yet brutally bloodthirsty gentleman. It's amazing! I'd be perfectly content even if I died right now. (nosebleed)"

Bloody Gentleman My Idol (Hua): "Fairy Ye, be gentle, my precious gentleman is afraid of pain QAQ!"

Fairy Ye, my goddess (Hua): "Gentleman of Blood, be gentle! I, Ye Bao, am afraid of pain!"

Einstein in China: "Hey! Do you guys think it's possible that the live stream footage is fake, and that Bloody Gentleman and Fairy Ye are actually still virgins?!"

The different IDs immediately formed a caption: "Don't make your brother (Sister Ye) laugh!"

Cupid (Unknown): "Quack! I've been waiting for this for so many days, and now this is finally happening! This is exactly what I've been waiting for! (Rolls around on the ground)"

Dungeon & Account Thief Warrior (Chinese): "How incredibly powerful do you think the child born to Fairy Ye and the Bloodthirsty Gentleman would be? They wouldn't just call him a lowly creature, would they?"

Spark (Hua): "If that's really the case, that would be so much fun."

The leader of the Red Army is posting again (in China): "Haha! Calling them inferior beings all the time is really hilarious."

Highland War God (Hua): "Interesting. A single thought of immortality, and you're fearless before gods and demons?"

.........

After a night of passion, Xu Feng held Ye Xianzi in his arms, still feeling somewhat unsatisfied.

At that moment, he finally understood Boss Cao; married women are truly amazing!

Fairy Ye blushed and nestled in Xu Feng's arms, feeling so embarrassed she wanted to die.

Who would have thought that the two of them would do it so reluctantly?

Moreover, the Bloody Gentleman was so vigorous that he tormented her for most of the night, leaving her feeling utterly exhausted.

Xu Feng lingered in Ye Xianzi's soft body for a while, gave her a kiss, and then put on a pink apron to go to the kitchen to cook.

Today's meal was more plentiful than the previous two days, with crab roe, crab legs, and even fresh and tender fish.

Our Fairy Ye ate the delicious breakfast prepared by the Bloody Gentleman, while looking at Xu Feng's elegant and composed face.

For some reason, she could see Xu Feng's face directly now, instead of Bill's middle-aged face.

At this moment, Fairy Ye seemed to suddenly realize...

It seems pretty good to keep living like this.

Red Rose still has a poor appetite and only wants to drink black tea.

Xu Feng used various methods to make Mapo Tofu with fish and crab roe, which Li Hua and Qin enjoyed very much.

"Zhen, I'm going to work." Xu Feng gently touched Ye Xianzi's lips.

"Take care, Bill," Fairy Ye said, her beautiful face flushed, looking very virtuous.

Xu Feng drove his law enforcement vehicle and began another day of hunting for heretics.

Evening arrived quickly, and the triennial Red Shoes Villa dinner was about to begin.

Kumar still burned all the sacrilegious ingredients that the big men had sent him.

For the past three days, he has been practicing his cooking skills diligently, determined to conquer the taste buds of every distinguished guest with the magnificent Ganges cuisine.

In front of Xu Feng, besides the ordinary ingredients that had been delivered, were all sorts of strange ingredients.

Crab legs and crab roe, and even half-person-high pieces of strange fish meat are nothing to them.

There was even a giant Cthulhu octopus, Kun Kun wearing overalls, and a cabbage dog were placed on the cutting board.

Xu Feng personally caught the Cthulhu octopus in the sea, and he had never seen a rooster as tall as a person that could play basketball before.

Although it did not harm anyone, that did not prevent Xu Feng from judging it as heresy, because it looked delicious.

The Cabbage Dog is an urban legend. It is said that every night a cabbage dog would go to the vegetable garden to eat cabbage. Xu Feng went to look for it and actually caught a cabbage dog.

As for the other abnormal entities, they looked disgusting, so Xu Feng did not serve them on the table, but instead disposed of them in a harmless manner.

Xu Feng's lips curled up slightly as he turned the cleaver in his hand and began to cook a Manchu Han Imperial Feast.

At that moment, Windsor pressed herself against him from behind, her breath sweet as orchids whispering in his ear:

"Mr. Bill, you look especially handsome and charming today!"

Xu Feng was speechless; Windsor was still up to her old tricks.

Xu Feng slapped away the small hand that was groping his chest muscles and said calmly:

"Miss Windsor, please have some self-respect."

Windsor, whose hand had been slapped away, sat directly on the kitchen counter. The already exposed maid looked even more alluring now.

Her slender, graceful, snow-white legs swayed gently as Windsor placed her delicate, white fingers on Xu Feng's lips, her face full of coquettish charm as she said:

"You...you're not actually Mr. Bill, are you? The real Mr. Bill has been replaced, right?"

Xu Feng paused slightly while chopping vegetables, then smiled elegantly and said calmly:

"Miss Windsor, I don't know what you're talking about..."

"It's okay, I don't care who you are. As long as you're willing to go crazy with me, I won't tell anyone your secret, okay?"

Windsor's beautiful blue eyes were now gleaming with an eerie light.

This made Xu Feng slightly wary.

heresy?

No, that's uncertain. The other party at least did not exhibit any characteristics of corruption or mutation.

What exactly is Windsor?

Xu Feng thought about it for a while but couldn't figure it out, so he simply threw Windsor out of the kitchen.

Xu Feng wasn't afraid of secrets at all; he didn't care about them being exposed.

If Windsor dares to reveal his secret, he dares to launch a massive purge of the heretics in Freakish Town ahead of schedule.

This brings forward the day of reckoning for the ghosts.

Xu Feng is simply enjoying life right now; it's just a matter of how long he enjoys it.

"Don't disturb me while I'm cooking."

As the cold voice fell, a graceful figure flew out of the kitchen—yes, flew out—Windsor's bottom landed heavily on the ground.

It was already the result of Xu Feng's best efforts to restrain Uncle Mads that he was no longer human.

Windsor, who had been thrown out of the kitchen, rubbed her sore bottom and muttered angrily:

"That Bloody Gentleman has absolutely no sense of chivalry. I was so proactive, and he just threw me out like trash."

"Doesn't this guy have any interest in women at all? It's infuriating!"

Windsor gritted her teeth, sat up from the ground, and left angrily.

The banquet was held as scheduled, and one exquisite dish after another was served on the table.

When Xu Feng arrived at the banquet hall, he felt for some reason that there seemed to be fewer VIPs, though he wasn't sure if it was just his imagination.

As the distinguished guests took their seats at the banquet, an angry roar echoed throughout the banquet hall when Kumar opened the Ganges specialty dishes he had meticulously prepared:

"Who the hell brought up the shit again?!"