The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Kumar was stunned. These damned monsters were so ungrateful that they didn't like his carefully prepared great Ganges cuisine.

The dishes Kumar prepared were thrown around by the enraged guests, and the soup was splashed all over the innocent Kikujiro's face again.

As an employed IRS agent, he doesn't want to lose his job.

They had to attend the Red Shoes Ball to investigate evidence of the villa owner's tax evasion.

Kikujiro, who had been splashed with curry sauce, wanted to curse, but after looking at the group of strange VIPs who were far away from him, he thought about it and decided to let it go.

So what if he smells like poop?

It's better than being discovered and killed by some strange entity.

Kikujiro wiped the soup off his face and gave a sinister, low laugh:

"Hehehe! I love this dish!"

Kikujiro then lay on the table in an extremely bizarre and contorted posture and began to devour the Ganges specialty dishes.

Even though his mouth was full of the smell of feces, Kikujiro still swallowed it down in large gulps.

He knew that this Ganges River specialty dish was his only chance to survive.

Although Kikujiro was in terrible pain after the last dinner party and lay in bed for three days, still feeling unsteady on his feet.

However, because Kikujiro came from a ninja family, he had reached the pinnacle of both antitoxicity training and physical flexibility training.

The confidence he gained from being poisoned by diarrhea in three days stemmed from his ninja family background, while his flexibility training allowed him to contort his body into even more inhuman shapes.

This is the survival experience Kikujiro has gained in the dungeon these past few days. In order not to arouse suspicion from his strange neighbor, he cannot be as brutal, perverted, and elegant as the Bloody Gentleman.

However, his physical flexibility allows him to disguise himself as an abnormal species.

So whenever his neighbors come to his house or invite him over,

Kikujiro would contort his body into an unrecognizable shape and perform bizarre acts that no human could possibly do in order to dispel the suspicions of his eerie neighbors.

For example, he would go to his neighbor's house to drink toilet water, which led to Kikujiro's strange neighbors going from initial suspicion to some dislike of him.

I don't even want to see that pervert anymore.

Kikujiro's survival strategy has indeed impressed many high-scoring players in his live stream.

Even the high-scoring ID Shenying First Slash, who previously looked down on Kikujiro with a peak score of 2400, has changed his mind.

Kikujiro is indeed something else; no wonder he was recruited into the 1000-point national war stage despite only having a few hundred points.

Kikujiro's behavior caused many of the strange guests who doubted his human identity to unconsciously distance themselves from him.

I think this guy might be some kind of filthy and eerie thing!

Throughout the banquet hall, Kikujiro wasn't the only guest who enjoyed Kumar's cooking; even a green humanoid slime that reeked of stench liked to eat it.

Kumar's dishes are also enjoyed by some filthy monsters, including humanoid monsters covered in maggots.

Kikujiro, his face deathly pale, rolled around in the Ganges River specialty dish, a chilling laugh escaping his lips as he did so.

"Hehehe! This dish is so delicious, I'm going to take it home and eat it."

The splashing soup seemed to unconsciously distance the eerie atmosphere around him from him.

Xu Feng's cooking equipment was opened, and one exquisite dish after another was placed on the table.

When the lids were lifted, the dishes, shimmering with golden light, were almost blinding to the eyes of the distinguished guests.

Abundant crab roe, fish meat, and squid strips as thick as an arm—a variety of luxurious and rare ingredients were presented to the distinguished guests.

"This dish looks so appetizing, much better than the side dishes."

"Yeah! I think so too. What was that side dish? It was awful!"

The eerie guests picked up their chopsticks one after another, the exquisite flavor spreading between their lips and teeth.

"This delicious flavor reminds me of the taste of my friend's cooking."

A strange creature chewed on crab roe, tears streaming down its face as it recalled its past with its friends.

"This is so delicious! I never imagined that Mr. Red knew we were tired of Holy Communion, so he changed the chef and made such a delicious meal for us." One of the eerie creatures praised without reservation.

At this moment, the butler Sena, wearing a ball mask, stepped forward and said:

"Gentlemen, Mr. Hong has something to discuss with you all."

"What are you doing! You were enjoying your meal!"

"Please sit down and eat at your leisure." Butler Sena clapped his hands, and one by one, the maids brought over a chair and pushed the table together to form a long strip.

Upon hearing this, the strange figures relaxed slightly and sat down in two rows along the table, each with a different expression.

Some were drooling over the food on the table, while others covered their noses and scoffed at the Ganges River specialties on the table.

Someone looked at Sena with a strange, curious expression, wanting to hear what he had to say.

The eerie thing is that he casually glances at some unimportant scenery.

Sena coughed twice and said calmly:

"As you all have probably heard, the Cleaner, who was supposed to appear a year later, has appeared ahead of schedule and is hunting our kind everywhere. We are so kind as to allow the humans in those weird towns to live."

"However, those lowly ants, who were of no use to us except to feed us, returned from hell as scavengers to seek revenge on us."

"The Crab Demon Clan, the Mermaid Clan, and many other anomalous entities have all fallen victim to the Cleaner's clutches. Even my dear friend, Mr. Jack, died at the hands of the Cleaner."

"He was clearly just a child who liked to play pranks by cutting open women's breasts. He was so pure, so kind, a good child, a good father, a good husband... cough cough!"

"In short... my best friend Jack was just living alone in his little villa, doing nothing wrong, yet he still fell victim to that crazy woman's cruelty."

"Gentlemen, I am both angry and heartbroken. I think we can no longer tolerate the Cleaner's continued revenge. This Cleaner is exceptionally powerful; many of her powerful kin have fallen victim to her!"

"This time, the cleaner is an elegant yet somewhat crazy lady. I've given her the code name 'Bloody Lady.'"

"Mr. Red is deeply saddened because our kind is dwindling."

"If this continues, Bloody Lady will eventually come after us!"

"Gentlemen, we need to act quickly! We must kill that madwoman! Then wall her up in the concrete!"

Sitting in the corner of the dining table, Xu Feng, who was eating elegantly with the strange creatures, raised an eyebrow slightly.

What the hell is a cleaner?

Could it be something like the Iron Golem from Minecraft?

When villagers in Minecraft are attacked by monsters, will an iron golem automatically appear in the village to protect the residents?

Is a cleaner something like that?

However, this one does have a cooldown period; the street cleaners in Gravity Falls won't appear until a year later.

That's interesting. Did Sena actually use Bloody Lady as a cleaner?

But what does what Bloody Lady did have to do with Bloody Gentleman?

A burly, eerie figure slammed his hand on the table and said:

"Hmph! Those of our kind were killed simply because they were too weak. Losers don't deserve any sympathy. If that madwoman dares to attack, I will surely cut her down!"

A rather composed middle-aged man in a well-tailored suit cut a piece of steak, put it in his mouth, and chewed it slowly. Then, he adjusted his glasses and said calmly:

"Mr. Red means you want to rally us together to take down the Bloody Lady? I quite like that new cleaner; I think she's a good match for my taste."