The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Yuan Ji gently raised her jade-like hand, pointing to the twelve Gates of Destiny. Her voice was clear and melodious, carried by a strange power to every corner of the hall:

"Next, let us cordially invite our twelve male guests to the stage!"

A dazzling spotlight suddenly shone on.

The host introduced in a soft voice:

"The first male guest is the master of the masquerade ball, the masquerade ball master Seryu."

"He is the king of social interaction in the bizarre world, skilled at manipulating people's hearts and controlling the entire scene. Beneath his dance steps lies endless revelry and deadly confinement."

Under the spotlight, the male guest wore a burgundy velvet suit and shirt, with a gilded Venetian mask covering most of his face.

Only her sharply defined jawline and thin, crimson lips were visible, as she deftly twirled a diamond-encrusted, gold-rimmed cane between her fingers.

He gave a slight bow, performing a standard ballroom bow, exuding an air of ostentatious sophistication, and spoke in a perfunctory, businesslike tone:

"I will give you the grandest celebration, and if you are willing, you will always be the only star in my dance floor."

The female ghosts in the audience screamed in unison, and the female viewers in the live broadcast room also had a climax.

Sakura (the one who's heartbroken): "Hehehe! The first boss is this handsome, sisters, I can't take it anymore, I'm going to..."

The bard (Hua) who likes to chuckle: "Sister, could you please put your pants on before you speak?"

Laozi Shudao Mountain (Hua) "Ahhh! He's so handsome and charming!"

The lights shifted, and a deathly silence descended.

Yuanji continued her introduction:

"The second male guest comes from the village of Yinya, the village's crow god and father."

"He is the ruler of crows and ghosts, domineering and obsessive, fiercely protective of his own, and once he has made up his mind, he will never leave them, even in life or death."

Under the deathly spotlight, there was a gaunt man who looked mysterious and charismatic.

His dark robe was embroidered with raven feather patterns, and beneath his mask made of raven bone fragments.

His dark gold vertical pupils were cold and intimidating, several black crows circled silently over his shoulder, and his withered fingers had black nails that gleamed with a cold light.

He stood stiffly upright, remaining silent throughout. After a moment of silence, he uttered the line in a low, hoarse voice, devoid of any emotion:

"Come with me, and I'll protect you. If you dare to run away, I'll grind your bones to dust."

The moment the domineering line was uttered, the female viewers in the live stream went into another frenzy.

An ethereal light spread out.

"The third male guest comes from the Endless Mirror Corridor, Mr. Mirror, the master of mirrors."

"He controls the rules of mirroring, can replicate all living beings, pursues ultimate perfection, and cannot tolerate the slightest flaw."

Under the ethereal spotlight, there was a handsome man who looked somewhat melancholy.

His face was exquisitely handsome and flawless.

His facial features were so symmetrical as to be almost eerie, and his hair was as smooth as silk. He raised his hand and gently stroked the empty space beside him, as if touching another version of himself. His eyes were empty and narcissistic.

Mr. Mirror is indifferent and narcissistic, completely unmoved:

"You are perfect. If you were exactly like me, that would be the best ending for you."

Master Jing (Hua): "This person's elegance is probably no less than mine!"

Lao Bai (Hua): "Is it because Lord Jing can't clear all four jungle areas that he's depressed? How wonderful! I only need to clear one monkey, there's no way I could be depressed!"

A neat, clockwork-like yellow spotlight shone forth.

Yuanji's gentle and ethereal voice rang out again:

"The fourth male guest is the controller of the Eternal Night Netherworld Train, the Eternal Night Train Soul - Night Train Captain."

"He strictly adhered to time and order; the train never ends, and once you board, there is no return."

Under the yellow spotlight stood a tall, middle-aged man, impeccably dressed in a retro dark green train conductor's uniform.

The bowler hat was worn neatly on his head, and although his face was not clearly visible, one could vaguely discern that he was a man with a rugged appearance.

Only his golden eyes, inlaid with clock patterns, stood out. He gripped the brass pocket watch tightly in his fingertips, glanced down at the time, and stood as straight as if he had been measured.

The night train conductor glanced at his pocket watch, his expression stiff and unnatural:

"My train, you can only get on, you can't get off. Check your ticket and board, never to return."

Studio.

I'm a gold miner, mining every day (Hua) "Ahhh! He's an adult male, he gives me such a sense of security! Sisters, I like him."

Let's get down to business and do some Barbatos (Hua). "Loving one after another, is that enough? Can you put your pants on before you speak, sister?"

My husband (Chinese) said, "Please remove my home security camera; it's invading my privacy."

……

The lights came on, revealing the ghastly white bones, and the introduction continued.

"The fifth male guest is from the Theater of the Dead, the Bone Actor in a Bone Tuxedo."

"Clothing with bones, speaking with fear, obsessed with drama all his life, wanting to perform an eternal swan song with his beloved."

This is the guy who pulled up his pants halfway through taking a dump without wiping. He's wrapped in bandages all over his body, and he's rather thin. You can vaguely see burn marks under the bandages.

The skeleton actor quickly got into character, already dressed in costume, his voice melodious yet filled with deep affection.

"This drama of love, hate, and separation can never end with you and me in it."

I'm a nimble dog from the mountains (Hua) "Sisters, this boss seems to have quite a story!"

I swear I won't be a love-struck fool (Hua): "I bet there's a cute boy's face under his bandages. Sisters, I think the Bone Sculptor is so adorable!"

Many roles, but short-lived (Hua) "I also like cute boys; cuteness is justice!"

My melancholy is unmatched (Hua) "Boss, should we call directly or go through the proper channels?"

A cool, white light fell.

"The sixth male guest is the attending physician and sleep therapist at Wuwang Asylum. Under the guise of treatment, he actually imprisons you, aiming to put you in eternal sleep, free from pain and disturbance."

Under the light, there was a young man dressed as a doctor, his white coat spotless and his silver-rimmed glasses reflecting a cold light.

His face was mostly covered by a mask, revealing only a pair of indifferent eyes. The silver syringe in his hand gleamed with a cold light. His gaze swept across the room as if he were examining a patient.

His tone was calm and flat, devoid of any warmth.

"I will heal all your pain and let you sleep peacefully forever, free from all troubles."

Studio.

I vow never to be a fangirl again (Hua): "Ahhh! There are so many handsome guys, sisters, I don't know how to choose!"

The pure and innocent fairy (Hua): "Only children make choices. I want them all! Bring it all on! Who do you think you are, with so few people like this!"

…………

"The next male guest, number seven, is a phenomenal presence who has recently become incredibly popular in the world of the supernatural."

"He came from the Xiangsi Grand Stage at the entrance of the village. With his unique charm, he captured the hearts of countless people and was known as Mr. Xiucai."