The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Yuanji paused for a moment, then continued in a clear voice:

"He is adept at using affectionate gestures and signature actions to subtly sow the seeds of unrequited love."

"Anyone who is looked at by him is easily trapped in an inescapable cycle of obsession, and eventually becomes a loyal audience member who never leaves his stage."

After the introduction, the spotlights were turned on completely.

The scholar immediately struck a standard pose, his hair slicked back and his憨厚 (honest and simple) yet greasy smile frozen on his face.

She raised the back of her hand to lightly cover the corner of her mouth, then took two steps back, feigning embarrassment. She smoothed her hair with her hand, revealing a smile and a set of pearly white teeth.

Although there are no lines, the silence speaks volumes.

The live stream chat exploded with excitement.

Hua Kaifu (Hua): "Ah! What a handsome young man!"

Peaceful and quiet (Hua): Scholar! Your aunt has finally been looking at you! You look so smart today!

A Lifetime of Happiness (Hua): My goodness, scholar, your smile makes the old lady's soul fly away! Turn around one more time!

Contentment Brings Happiness (Hua): Scholar, how come you're so pleasing to the eye! A hundred times better than Old Wang in the village!

Happiness and Peace (Hua): This child is so handsome! His smile is so sweet! My heart melts!

Peace is a blessing (Hua): Scholar, don't pay attention to those little girls, your auntie only likes you!

Harmony in the family brings prosperity in all things (Hua): Goodness gracious, the way he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand is absolutely captivating! It's so charming, it's melting my heart.

Health and Happiness (Hua): Scholar, come home with your aunt, your aunt will make you some noodles!

Su Zhen loves Xiucai forever: Oh my, how can this child laugh so much! This old lady can't walk anymore!

Aunt Zhang is urging for more updates online: Scholar! I'll do nothing but watch over you all day!

Aunt Wang's Protective Team: Anyone who dares to say anything bad about me, Xiucai, will be the first to be furious!

Liu Guixiang: Scholar, come back one more time! Just once! Auntie will give you a thumbs up! Sending you a gift!

Aunt Chen only wanted to see the scholar: Oh my, this child is so handsome! Even more so than the ones on TV!

Xiuer's Aunt Lan: Xiucai, don't overwork yourself! Take it easy, it hurts my heart!

In an instant, the live stream chat was flooded with comments from middle-aged women, and it was difficult to stop the flood.

The dark, gold-patterned lamps lit up, and Yuan Ji's gentle, ethereal voice rang out once more:

"The eighth male guest is the master of the Forbidden Book Library, the Soul of Forbidden Books and the Old Book Owner."

"Having mastered the rules of writing, one can rewrite destiny and devour memories. I only wish to guard ten thousand ancient books with my beloved."

Under the spotlight.

A dark, ancient-style robe hung down, with dark gold ancient characters faintly visible on the hem, and black hair casually fell over her shoulders.

A handsome man in ancient style lowered his head and lightly turned the yellowed pages of an old book. His fingertips traced the pages, and tiny golden characters fluttered around him, completely oblivious to the stares of those around him.

The old book owner, indifferent and detached, casually recited:

"To enter my book and become my ink characters is your destiny."

The live stream reached another climax.

"Ahhh! He's a handsome man in ancient style, ladies, I'm so happy I'm about to faint."

"Where are my pants? Where did they go?"

"Crawling in the shadows, howling, writhing and slithering, hehehe, all the handsome men are mine, all of them are mine..."

The crimson light spread out, and the introduction continued.

"The ninth male guest comes from the Yinxi Ghost Marriage Pavilion, the Ghost Marriage Master, Scarlet Groom. Obsessed and devoted, he takes ghost marriage as a contract, and once the contract is signed, life and death belong to him."

Under the red spotlight, the bright red wedding robe embroidered with gold was dazzling, and his handsome face was pale. The red double happiness character slowly floated around him.

He stood quietly, like a bride waiting for the wedding ceremony, his eyes filled with a stubborn yet affectionate gaze.

The scarlet groom spoke with a stubborn, passionate, and almost obsessive tone:

"The wedding ceremony is complete. You are mine in life and in death, and we will never be apart."

Studio.

"Hey! He's a yandere guy, he's my type, and none of you are allowed to take him from me!"

"Ahhh! It's a yandere! I love yanderes so much, sisters!"

"I'm writhing like a maggot in bed. Is this paradise? So many handsome men!"

The cold, orderly lights came on.

"The tenth male guest is the master of the deserted mansion, the faceless butler."

"Upholding the rules and providing perfect service makes for the most perfect butler-like lover."

The faceless butler wore a crisp, black English butler's uniform, with a neat white bow tie. His face was smooth, without eyes, nose, or mouth, and had no facial features whatsoever.

He bowed with perfect precision, his movements as accurate as a machine. After standing up, he stood straight without any emotional fluctuation.

The faceless butler's voice is mechanical and flat, devoid of any emotion.

"I will serve you for the rest of my life, never leaving your side, until the mansion collapses."

"I'm not a picky eater at all: This is my perfect butler, I love him! Hehehe! That Bloody Gentleman is so mean, he never makes me any black tea."

The seemingly cold but actually sweet and charming Fairy (Hua): "Oh my god, that figure, that tiny waist, I'm drooling, sisters."

A crimson spotlight illuminated, and Yuan Ji's voice rang out once more.

"The eleventh male guest is from the Shadow Castle shrouded in eternal night, the supreme ruler of the vampires who has lived for countless ages, Lord Dracula of the Blood Night!"

"He controls the laws of bats and blood, elegance is etched into his bones, domineering is hidden in his blood, he is extremely gentle to those he loves, and he will grant eternal slumber to those who betray him."

"In his castle, the moonlight and roses never fade, and you will either become his eternal companion or a nameless soul in the castle."

Under the spotlight was a handsome man with pale skin and a cold demeanor.

She wore a retro swallowtail tuxedo with a black background and dark gold patterns, with a burgundy velvet vest underneath, a pigeon blood ruby ​​brooch at the collar, and a cape that draped down like a curtain of night.

Dracula's scarlet vertical pupils were slightly narrowed under the light, exuding both elegance and danger, with long, slender fingertips.

He bowed slightly, performing a standard and elegant aristocratic bow, exuding a distinguished air, his voice deep and magnetic, carrying a captivating gentleness:

"The moonlight is perfect tonight. Why don't we return to the castle together and share a glass of fine vintage wine?"

"Become my servant, and I will grant you eternal life. The price is that the rest of your life will belong to me alone."

The live stream reached another climax.

Upon hearing about the Blood Law, Xu Feng couldn't help but look at Dracula and pondered for a moment.

I wonder if Miss Hong, who was killed by Li Huaqin, was a vampire. Vampires seem a bit dangerous!

An ordinary spotlight fell on Xu Feng.

The host, Yuan Ji, said somewhat awkwardly:

"Um... our original twelfth male guest couldn't make it due to some issues, so we temporarily selected a BOSS from the newcomer segment to fill in."

Xu Feng was stunned for a moment. Well, okay!

I guess I was just pulled in temporarily to make up the numbers.

How can you be so selfish?

Did you even consider his feelings?

Even if it's just to make up the numbers, don't say it to their face!

You idiot, Yuanji!

Xu Feng was internally ranting and raving, while Yuan Ji's introduction continued.

"He is the rule-maker of the Pseudo-Human Academy, who uses cruel yet elegant methods to massacre intruders who dare to offend his authority. He is a synonym for elegance and bloodshed."

"Known as a hypocritical benevolent father, walking among the world, the Grim Reaper, representing death!"

"The Bloodthirsty Gentleman, Xu Feng!"