The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality
Chapter 248: Even Sick People Want to Fall in Love
As always, Yuki was just as rude as the little devil. She even suspected that Yuki had used connections to become the host.
Xu Feng's face darkened; he was somewhat annoyed and didn't want to speak.
She planned to turn Lin Xue into a human stick as soon as the dungeon opened, and then take back the ruler.
Yuanji then realized what was happening, and said as if she had spat poison:
"Are you some kind of Bloodthirsty Gentleman? How come you're so weak after just a few minutes? Did you get knocked out of the second stage by the weird stuff in the Twisted Corridor?"
"No way! No way! What kind of boss is so weak that it can be defeated by a few monsters and pushed into the second phase?"
Hearing that Yuan Ji was still mocking him, Xu Feng was able to calmly ignore her as a loose-tongued brat.
When Dracula of the Eternal Night Fortress saw Xu Feng return to his seat, his eyes lit up, and he gave Xu Feng a very gentlemanly bow, saying:
"My beautiful and lovely lady, we're both bosses. After the dungeon is over, would you be interested in joining me for a candlelight dinner at my Dark Night Castle?"
Xu Feng, his face dark, spoke in a melodious and clear voice:
"No, I only like women, I have no interest in homosexuality."
Uncle Mads kept telling Xu Feng in his heart not to get angry, not to get angry, and not to cause bloodshed.
Be elegant and polite, not like a savage; we are gentlemen.
At the same time, the live stream chat room erupted in excitement.
Spark (Unknown): "Hahaha, this is hilarious! The Bloodthirsty Gentleman finally showed some kindness, only to be betrayed in return! I'm dying of laughter."
Hong Zhonglao is up to his old tricks again (unknown):
"This is hilarious! I never expected that Xu Feng, who has entered the second stage, would still be noticed by other bosses. I'm a bit surprised, hahaha!"
Bai Ningbing (Unknown): "Yuanzi, I know you're watching, why don't you come out and talk to me? I was here first."
God of Wisdom (Unknown): "Interesting, absolutely fascinating! I'm going to design the female appearances of the other three gods, and then secretly spread my loli image throughout the universe like the False Emperor did. That would be incredibly fun!"
God of War (Unknown): "Big Fool Chun, what the hell are you doing? Stop it right now!"
…………
Dracula wasn't angry at being rejected by Xu Feng; instead, he said:
"I love your appearance and your soul; they give off a very pure feeling. If you'd like, please come visit me at Eternal Night Castle in this state. You'll be welcome anytime."
Xu Feng sat cross-legged with a dark expression, his black hair hanging down in a messy manner, looking completely unrefined behind his seat, as if he didn't care what happened and just wanted to destroy everything.
Dracula became even more interested in Xu Feng, who looked so unlike her usual self.
He kept winking and making suggestive glances at her.
Seeing Xu Feng sitting cross-legged on the ground with a dark expression, Yuan Ji couldn't help but tease him:
"Little girl, the ground is cold, don't sit on it and catch a cold!"
As Yuanji spoke, she tried to touch her head, but Xu Feng blocked her with a dark expression.
Yuanji gave an awkward laugh and said:
"Alright, let's continue. Please welcome our next contestant, Lin Qianxia. Please watch the video!"
"As you can see, I am a boxer!"
The woman in the video made Xu Feng pause for a moment as soon as she opened her mouth.
The girl in the picture has a round face, which is very cute and adorable. If she were in a Jin Yong novel, she would be a pure and lovely junior sister.
Xu Feng looked at Lin Qianxia, who was wearing a martial arts uniform, and clasped his hands in a fist salute.
He finally breathed a sigh of relief; it really was boxing!
The rest of the VCR introduction focused solely on the exhilarating combat, highlighting how Lin Qianxia surpassed even Ling Shuang in this regard, with her mind consumed solely by battle.
Yuanji then spoke:
"Okay, let's see which guy Lin Qianxia is interested in."
"It's really surprising that there isn't a single guy I'm interested in!"
Lin Qianxia stood in the center of the field, her hands clasped in a fist salute, her fighting spirit high, her eyes brimming with barely concealed excitement and anticipation:
"You all turn off the lights! I'm going to go and have a good fight with the monsters in the twisted corridor!"
During the "heart-fluttering" segment, the ten bosses naturally went along with it and turned off their lights.
Lin Qianxia didn't even need the female ghost to drag her; she crashed headfirst into the twisted corridor at such a speed that she left afterimages.
The boss present wouldn't exactly dislike a girl like that, but he certainly wouldn't like her either.
"Um, okay, let's welcome the next girl, Bai Ling. Please watch the video."
In the video, a white-haired, red-eyed girl wearing a black cloak appeared at the top of a skyscraper.
Standing on the rooftop of the building, looking down at everything below, she let the strong wind blowing through the building make her cloak flutter loudly.
He exuded an aloofness that kept strangers at bay, clearly indicating that he was no ordinary person.
Like an otherworldly messenger descending to the mortal realm, their chuunibyou (adolescent delusions of grandeur) aura is overwhelming.
The bosses on stage all looked up and examined the VCR.
The previously nonchalant expression turned curious, and even Xu Feng, who was sitting cross-legged, glanced over to see who this person was.
In the video, a girl with a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) voice, speaking in a cool and aloof tone, said each word with a distinctly chuunibyou accent:
"I am the inheritor of the Blood Eyes of the Abyss. My eyes were sealed by the laws of the world, so that I could no longer see the mundane world, but only glimpse the trajectory of destiny."
The scene shifts, and she stands atop an ancient, dilapidated altar, her fingertips forming intricate and eerie hand seals.
A faint crimson blood mist swirled around him, and a mysterious blue rune array appeared beneath his feet. The interplay of light and shadow made him appear even more enigmatic.
"I traverse the rifts in the void, listen to the whispers of the other shore, wield the power of the netherworld, and disdain mortal love and affection."
"I have come to this world not to form a bond, but to find someone who can stand shoulder to shoulder with me and explore the abyss of chaos together. If one is not strong enough, then one is not worthy of my attention."
The camera finally focuses on her putting the blindfold back on, her black robe billowing, her back view exuding a solitary elegance.
Throughout the entire process, he didn't show a single superfluous expression, displaying a delusional, self-righteous attitude that everyone else was foolish while he alone was clear-headed.
After the video ended, the entire audience fell silent.
Yuanji was stunned for a few seconds before she reacted and quickly tried to smooth things over:
"It seems Miss Bai Ling is quite mysterious, possesses extraordinary strength, and has a unique personality! Now, please, Bai Ling, choose your ideal man."
Bai Ling stood in the center of the stage, wearing an eye mask, as if she could see through every BOSS in the audience. Her silver hair fluttered in the wind, exuding an aura of great power.
She didn't hand over a note; instead, she parted her thin lips slightly, her voice cool and aloof, and slowly began to speak:
"I don't need to choose ordinary people."
"If you are unwilling, then turn off all your lights, and I will go to the Twisted Corridor to suppress and vanquish the evil!"
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