The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

These words caused an uproar in the room.

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow, sat cross-legged on the ground, and looked at this girl full of chuunibyou with great interest, thinking that she was much more interesting than the previous guests.

Yuanji was also taken aback and quickly advised:

"Miss Bai Ling, this is a blind date, so it would be better to follow the rules..."

"Rules?" Bai Ling chuckled lightly, her tone full of disdain. "My very existence is the rule."

As soon as she finished speaking, before anyone could react, she stood on the stage with an arrogant and overly dramatic pose.

The bosses on the field looked at each other in bewilderment, while Mr. Mirror adjusted his appearance in the mirror beside him, completely unconcerned.

Crow's father looked at Bai Ling with great interest.

Seryu kept her head down, not daring to look at Bai Ling a second time, afraid of being embarrassed to death.

The doctor, who was practicing sedation, smiled knowingly, his eyes brimming with amusement.

Dracula kept staring at Xu Feng, who was not far away, making Xu Feng feel uneasy. At this moment, he had no interest in the other female guests.

Before Yuanji could announce the start of the "heart-fluttering" segment, the lights on the stage went out one by one.

However, to everyone's surprise, one of the bosses actually lit up!

The person who lit the lamp was Crow's father, who said with a look of infatuation:

"I saw it, I saw a pure and noble soul, so dazzling, so blinding!"

Bai Ling immediately perked up after hearing what her father said.

Hearing this from Crow's father, Bai Ling immediately perked up. The black mist around her surged slightly, her head was raised, and her tone became even more arrogant:

"You do have some discerning eye, able to perceive my nobility and extraordinary nature. My descent into this world has not been in vain."

Yuanji was completely stunned when she saw the sudden flash of light from Crow Father, and for a moment she forgot to say anything.

The other bosses on the field also had their own expressions. Mr. Mirror stroked his hair in front of the mirror with a look of disdain.

I just felt that these two people were both oddballs, not worthy of serious consideration.

Seryu lowered her head, her fingertips slightly curled, trying her best to suppress her embarrassment, afraid that if she heard a few more cringeworthy lines, her toes would be so embarrassed that they would dig out a three-bedroom apartment right there.

The sedative leaned back in his seat, his eyes crinkling with a smile.

He watched the farce with great interest, looking like a shrew, finding it more entertaining than any of the previous guests' performances.

Dracula never looked away, still gazing intently at the petite Xu Feng sitting cross-legged on the ground, his eyes filled with affection, completely ignoring the two on the stage.

Xu Feng, with her legs crossed and her chin resting on her hand, watched the show with amusement, inwardly criticizing it:

A person with severe chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) and a boss obsessed with the soul—they're a perfect match.

Yuanji finally came to her senses and quickly picked up the microphone, her voice tinged with surprise:

"This is truly unexpected! Only Mr. Crow's father gave Miss Bai Ling his glowing approval. Now, let's welcome Mr. Crow's father to express his feelings!"

The father slowly rose, his mysterious and solemn aura intensifying. His hands, hanging by his sides, twitched slightly as he stared intently at Bai Ling, his tone devout and infatuated:

"I have wandered the world and seen countless souls, some corrupt, some greedy, some cowardly, but your soul is as pure as crystal, as noble as the stars, untouched by the vulgarity of the mortal world, just what I seek in my heart."

"I wish to explore the Great Dao with you, listen to the cause and effect of heaven and earth, protect your purity, and safeguard your well-being."

These words were spoken with sincerity and without a trace of perfunctoriness; on the contrary, they were even more devout than the century-long obsession of the night train.

Bai Ling, wearing an eye patch, seemed to be sensing the soul aura of Crow Father. After a moment of silence, she spoke in a clear, cold voice:

"Your words are somewhat to my liking. Since you are willing to follow in my footsteps and explore the abyss together, I will give you a chance."

"If you can keep up with my pace and not hold me back, I will allow you to travel with me."

Instead of being angry, the father of the crow lowered his head slightly in a humble and submissive manner.

The entire audience erupted in uproar.

The doctor couldn't help but chuckle, finding the pair utterly amusing.

One is obsessed with the soul, and the other calls himself a messenger of the abyss; they happen to come together, and it doesn't feel out of place at all.

Yuanji was also extremely embarrassed and quickly tried to smooth things over:

"Congratulations to Miss Bai Ling and Mr. Ya on their successful union! They are truly a couple destined for each other. Let's wish them all the best!"

Upon hearing this, Bai Ling flicked her sleeves and spoke indifferently:

"Destiny? My destiny is in my own hands; it's merely a matter of finding someone to walk with."

Having said that, she strode toward her father, her steps composed and her posture aloof, showing no trace of a young girl's shyness, but rather like a lord inspecting his subordinates.

Crow Father hurriedly stepped forward, his posture respectful, completely unlike his usual mysterious and aloof demeanor. He carefully followed Bai Ling's side, like the most loyal follower.

The two left side by side. Bai Ling's black robe fluttered freely, exuding a dashing and handsome air, while Ya Fu stood solemnly. The scene was both eerie and harmonious.

Watching the two figures walk away, Xu Feng curled his lip, feeling that this matchmaking show was getting more and more absurd.

Some idolize him, some betray him with ruthless treachery, some are battle maniacs, and others are delusional and obsessed with their own souls.

What does it mean to say that there isn't a single normal person on the field except for me?

Seeing that Xu Feng finally showed an expression, Dracula quickly gave him a gentle look, a graceful smile playing on his lips.

Xu Feng's cute face darkened even more, and she quickly turned her head away, no longer looking at Dracula.

He gritted his teeth more and more, thinking about how Lin Xue dared to betray him and steal his ruler!

Once the dungeon is over, she will definitely turn that woman into a human stick and take back what belongs to her.

If you have the chance, you should teach that foul-mouthed Yuan-hime a lesson again.

The next few female guests failed to find a match and were dragged into the twisted corridor.

Having been betrayed, Xu Feng never offered help again.

Whether she lived or died, she no longer cared; this was a dungeon worth 1,800 yuan.

If a few more backstabbing women appear, she'll be really disgraced.

Before he knew it, ten minutes had passed, and Xu Feng, having disengaged from the battle, reverted to his first form, the Bloody Gentleman.

He changed back into his clean and sharp black suit, a confident and elegant smile playing on his lips.

As soon as Dracula saw Xu Feng turn back into a man, he immediately lost interest in him.

As Yuanji watched the seats gradually empty, she took a deep breath, put on her professional smile again, and loudly announced to the camera:

"Thank you all for participating. This matchmaking session is drawing to a close. Finally, let's welcome our last female guest, Ye Ningyun!"

As the rousing background music began, a graceful, ethereal figure slowly entered the arena.

Xu Feng immediately perked up. He had to stand up and see, and he absolutely had to give Ye Xianzi a thumbs up.

Xu Feng's motivation was not for anything else, definitely not to lust after his good brother's body, but for the brotherhood they shared in the dungeon.

Yes! That's right, it's brotherhood!

He couldn't use resurrection items, so he had to save Fairy Ye.

I'd even risk becoming lovers with my best friend!