The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng was completely bewildered by Su Qian's words.

What do you mean I won?

I haven't even led Lord Tang to victory yet, have I?

How did they win?

Li Tian had already come to regard Xu Feng as an exceptionally good person. It didn't matter if he didn't want to become a girl; he imagined that his sincere feelings would one day move Xu Feng.

Li Tian packed his things, wrapped a strip of cloth around his face, and prepared to set off.

Xu Feng followed closely behind Li Tian, ​​acting as a bodyguard and keeping watch within a five-meter radius of Li Tian.

Li Tian looked at the countless human-shaped balloons floating in the sky and the bright sun.

He flashed what he thought was a bright and sunny smile at Xu Feng, completely assuming he was the male lead in Mu Li's world, and said with a smile:

"Brother Xu Feng, the sun is shining brightly today. It would be even better if you could turn back into your original form."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng's forehead veins bulged, but he did not respond.

He reminded himself that this was Tang Ren, and if he didn't want to be relegated to a low-level dungeon with a score of 2700, he had to endure it.

Qianpo, that little devil, was practically laughing herself silly inside Xu Feng's body, rolling around on the floor laughing in his consciousness space.

She knew her pranks would be really fun.

I heard a clear, melodious laugh, like that of a nightingale, echoing in my mind.

Xu Feng felt his veins throbbing.

He inexplicably thought of the death melody of the music box, which would play in his mind continuously after it was opened.

Qianpo's laughter wasn't unpleasant; in fact, it could be described as quite pleasant.

But all he could feel at that moment was noise!

He really wanted Professor Wang to turn off the music, but unfortunately, Qianpo's laughter couldn't be turned off at all.

It's so noisy...

"Aaaaaah—!"

Just then, the cawing of crows came from the sky.

A large flock of crows swooped down toward Li Tian's head, as if they had their eyes on the bandages on his head.

Xu Feng's eyes instantly sharpened, and the Demon Blade Thousand Souls silently slashed into his hand.

Xu Feng unleashed a flurry of sword flashes as he caught and slashed at the swooping crows.

Feathers flew everywhere, blood splattered, and countless crows were slashed into a bloody mist by Xu Feng's dense blade light. Not even a single feather fell on Li Tian.

Li Tian looked at Xu Feng, who had suddenly made his move, and then belatedly realized that the crows were after the bandage on his head.

"Thank you, Brother Xu Feng."

Li Tian was immediately filled with excitement, thinking that he really was the male lead of "Gala Gemu".

Xu Feng's popularity must have been off the charts long ago, right?

He's about to live a wonderful life surrounded by beautiful women!

Just then, a gentle breeze blew by, and the bandage wrapped around Li Tian's head was blown away.

At the same time, the human head balloon floating in the sky seemed to have caught some signal and flew towards him.

Xu Feng was speechless for a moment. He immediately realized that Li Tian had wrapped the bandage himself!

This Tang emperor is impossible to hold onto!

Damn it, how come I didn't notice this thing back then?

Just as Xu Feng was about to carry Li Tian and escape,

His eyes precisely caught a strand of hair falling from Li Tian's head. Immediately afterward, Li Tian's head balloon began to spin erratically in the air, as if it had lost its target.

Xu Feng was dumbfounded.

Is this even acceptable, even if we're not buddies?

Is this how Lord Tang is treated in the dungeon?

I'm so envious!

Li Tian looked at his head-shaped balloon that had suddenly drifted away, and he chuckled foolishly:

"Brother Xu Feng, you don't look like anything's wrong with this headband. What happened? Did I trigger a hidden escape route in the dungeon?"

Everyone in the live stream was stunned.

"Holy crap! What the hell is going on? The cloth strip on Li Tian's head has fallen off, and his head balloon just floated away?"

AAA Nine Clans Wholesale (Chinese) "Look at him, isn't he giving out a title-boosting gift pack?"

Clever Ice Crystals Take Over the World (Chinese) "What exactly happened? Why did the human head balloon suddenly float away?"

High-Scoring God of War (Hua): "Gentlemen, I think I've figured out why the human head balloon floated away! Based on my keen observation, the reason the human head balloon floated away is because Li Tian lost a hair!"

My younger sister's jade feet smell sweet and fragrant (Hua): "What the fuck?! Is this some kind of divine intervention?! The Tang Emperor is terrifying! Kids, I'm terrified!"

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Seeing this scene, Xu Feng pondered thoughtfully. He wanted to test whether he was truly the King of Tang.

He had already destroyed his own head balloon, leaving only Qianpo's head balloon.

A bold and crazy idea surged into his mind, as he listened to the unrestrained laughter of the Thousand Souls in his head.

Xu Feng immediately switched forms, forcing Qian Po to possess him.

Li Tian looked at Xu Feng suddenly transforming into his Thousand Souls form and his face lit up with joy. He thought to himself, "Could it be that my personal charm has made Brother Xu Feng change his mind and decide to show his true face?"

Xu Feng watched the human head balloon hurtling towards him, his robes fluttering in the wind, a smug, devilish smile spreading across his face.

Xu Feng slowly raised the demon sword and cut towards the light blue hair.

Qianpo realized something, his laughter stopped abruptly, and he let out a somewhat panicked sound:

"Dog Xiujin, what...what are you going to do?"

"It's nothing, just an experiment using your hair!"

Xu Feng let out an evil, arrogant laugh in his consciousness space, laughing more like a villain than any other villain.

"Stop!" Qianpo's pleas were no match for Xu Feng's unwavering will!

With a "snap!" sound, a strand of light green hair was cut off by Xu Feng.

Xu Feng looked at the human head balloon that was still floating towards him.

Xu Feng muttered to himself:

"Can't it be just a strand of hair?"

As he spoke, Xu Feng grabbed a large handful of black hair and with a snap, he brought the knife down again.

Qianpo's beautiful hair was cut by Xu Feng so badly it looked like a dog had chewed it!

The thousand souls have already let out a mournful cry:

"No, please don't do this! I beg you, Dog Xiujin, I'll do anything you ask as long as you don't do anything reckless!"

This time, Xu Feng shaved half of his head and watched the human head balloon float towards him.

He thought about it, then gritted his teeth and made a tough decision!

He shaved off all his hair, since it wasn't his own hair anyway, so he didn't care at all.

At this moment, Qianpo, like an incompetent husband, let out a mournful cry with a sob in the space of consciousness:

"Dog Xiujin, how could you do this? Hair is a girl's lifeblood! I'll hate you for the rest of my life!"

As the balloon with human heads continued to float towards him, Xu Feng's last remaining hope shattered, and a look of redemption appeared on his face:

What? So I'm not the Tang Emperor after all!