The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng looked at the balloons floating by and sighed. Sure enough, he was truly in a prison within a prison!

Li Tian was dumbfounded. Why did Xu Feng suddenly shave his head right in front of him?!

Seeing the human head balloon rushing towards him, Xu Feng dodged to the side.

Xu Feng watched Qian Po throw a tantrum, crying and screaming, in the space of consciousness, and comforted her:

"I just shaved your head! Don't rush to let your hair grow back quickly."

Since he is currently out of combat, there is a BOSS passive that grants a 2000% increase in recovery speed when out of combat, in addition to Xu Feng's original 72.5 times physique.

72.5 times the physical constitution multiplied by 20 equals 1450 times the hair growth rate.

Uncle Ba said that at this growth rate, it would take about two days for Qianpo's hair to grow back.

However, it seems that Xu Feng does not need to maintain this form and can let it grow back slowly on its own.

"You bastard, Dog Xiujin, I'm going to kill you!"

Xu Feng ignored the sounds of Qianpo breaking through the defenses in the consciousness space and the roar of the evil dragon.

Xu Feng was slightly speechless. Was it just an experiment to make Qian Po bald for half a day?

Hair grows very quickly when you're out of combat, so there's absolutely no need to worry about it!

Is it necessary to get so worked up?

Thinking this through, Xu Feng switched back to his original state and rather narcissistically smoothed his thick and handsome hair.

That jet-black, shiny, and handsome hairstyle can only belong to me!

The Thousand Souls' head-shaped balloon seemed to have lost its target and drifted away.

Looking at Xu Feng, who was 186 cm tall and had a robust build, Li Tian thought for a moment and said somewhat awkwardly:

"That Xu Feng...is her younger sister?"

"I'm not your sister!" Xu Feng's forehead veins bulged. Why did he feel like Li Tian was treating him like a nobody in Mu Li's story?

They even managed to get stuck in some weird dungeon and play in some corner!

Just outrageous!

If Li Tian weren't the King of Tang, he would have definitely used his legendary lover skills to love her fiercely!

Seeing that Xu Feng was about to get angry, Li Tian quickly changed his tune:

"Haha... um... Brother Xu Feng..."

Xu Feng, with a dark expression, led the way and soon arrived at the shopping mall based on his memory.

The supermarket's doors were half-open, and a stench of mustiness and decay wafted out. A thick, sticky, black liquid covered the ground, causing it to sink slightly when stepped on.

Xu Feng walked steadily toward the supplies area, his eyes sweeping over the rows of shelves.

Just like when he last visited, most of the food in this long-abandoned supermarket had already rotted and spoiled.

The bread was as hard as a rock, the canned food was bulging and swollen, the bagged snacks were covered in black grease, and even the packaging bags were so rotten that they would crumble at the slightest touch.

Looking around, the only things that were barely edible were a few boxes of instant noodles piled up in the corner of the shelf and a few unopened bottles of mineral water.

Just as Xu Feng reached out to grab it, a shrill scream suddenly came from behind him.

"Ouch—!"

The screams came from none other than Li Tian.

He turned around and saw that Li Tian had somehow gotten close to the shelf next to him. His foot slipped on the black liquid and he lost his balance and fell forward.

The sharp, rusty corner of the shelf struck him squarely on the neck.

With a dull cracking sound, Li Tian's cervical vertebrae snapped on the spot.

He couldn't even utter a complete sentence before his body went limp and he collapsed to the ground, his eyes wide open and his breath cut off.

Until he lost consciousness, all Li Tian could think about was this.

This doesn't make sense!

I'm the male protagonist from the back alley of Muli, how could I possibly die here?

All of this happened so suddenly; Xu Feng had thought he was leading the way.

That would have blocked all possible dangers. Who would have thought that the greatest danger would come from the King of Tang himself?

This is absolutely outrageous.

Xu Feng approached Li Tian's limp body in disbelief, trying to straighten his neck, but no miracle occurred.

Spicy! So spicy!

Isn't this a case of orders being dumped?

If Lord Tang died on the spot, wouldn't he be relegated to the peak 2700 level in the next dungeon and have to compete against the strategy team members of the peak competition?

He's just barely a hundred points, a pitiful, weak, and helpless newcomer.

Is this really necessary?

With trembling hands, Xu Feng unscrewed the mineral water bottle and forced himself to calm down, taking a sip to hide his inner panic.

Forget it, at least let Su Qian and Deng Wenwen get out of the instance alive.

Perhaps this will make my penalty for failing to place an order lighter.

With these thoughts in mind, Xu Feng picked up several boxes of instant noodles and bottled water and returned the way he came.

Xu Feng quickly returned to the safe house.

Su Qian and Deng Wenwen watched Xu Feng return alone, but did not catch a glimpse of Li Tian.

Xu Feng said somewhat awkwardly:

"Um... well... I brought back some supplies, you guys eat quickly!"

Su Qian looked around the safe house and saw that apart from the human head balloons floating outside, there was no one there.

Su Qian spoke coldly:

"Where is Li Tian?"

"Hurry up and replenish your energy! If you don't eat soon, you might not survive this dungeon."

"I'm asking you, where's Li Tian?!"

Although Su Qian had expected it, Xu Feng went out with Li Tian.

Li Tian is going to die, but she never expected that Xu Feng would stop acting and just pretend to be a ghost!

Xu Feng smiled somewhat awkwardly. Su Qian already suspected that Xu Feng was a ghost, and now that Li Tian had died outside, he was in a situation where he couldn't clear his name no matter what.

"Um... would you believe me if I said Li Tian accidentally died out there?"

Su Qian and Deng Wenwen both had a look on their faces that said, "You're kidding me."

Did you laugh when you said that?

The depressed female ghost standing to the side also looked on with a face full of adoration.

As expected of the eldest brother, I knew he could lead us to victory!

Xu Feng thought about it for a moment, but then decided he was too lazy to explain. The more he explained, the more confusing it would become.

Instead of doing that, I grabbed the pots and pans and cooked a bowl of chicken stew with instant noodles for each of Su Qian, Deng Wenwen, and the depressed female ghost.

He shrugged and handed the instant noodles to Su Qian and the others.

Su Qian looked at Xu Feng coldly and said:

"Hmph! Is this my last meal before I'm executed?"

She took the chopsticks handed to her, picked up the chicken stew with instant noodles, and started eating.

Given the current situation, even if she knew the food was poisoned, she would rather die with a full stomach.

Deng Wenwen also realized that they had no hope of turning the tide.

The girl was only in high school, and her mental resilience was far from strong. Her eyes immediately reddened, and she cried as she hugged Su Qian's arm, saying:

"Sister Qianqian, I don't want to die~ Waaaaah~"

Su Qian found Deng Wenwen's voice somewhat annoying.

"Shut up! If you want to die more comfortably, then eat."

After being scolded by Su Qian, Deng Wenwen had no choice but to obediently pick up her bowl and chopsticks and eat while crying. For some reason, she found this last meal to be exceptionally delicious.

The depressed female ghost standing to the side saw that her older brother had very kindly cooked a bowl of chicken stew with instant noodles for Su Qian and Deng Wenwen, and suddenly felt that her older brother was too kind.

The eldest brother even made a final meal for Su Qian and Deng Wenwen before they died.

Xu Feng walked up to the female ghost with depression and said:

"What are you standing there for? Eat too!"

The depressed female ghost blinked, looking somewhat bewildered.

Hey! Am I going to have to eat my last meal before I'm executed?