The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

"It's over, it's over, our vampire clan's great revival plan is going to fall apart!"

Even the vampire Grand Duke Drakeng took a few steps back in disbelief, his handsome face growing increasingly pale. He muttered incredulously:

"This...this isn't the Queen I knew! How could the elegant and beautiful vampire queen who was destined to be my wife have turned into this horrible mess? I can't accept it!"

The vampire grand duke seemed to have his worldview collapsed, and he ran straight out of the vampire queen's palace.

Xu Feng looked at the group of vampires who were inexplicably wailing, and scratched his head with a strange expression. In his eyes, the red-haired beauty was just asleep.

Why can't they wake up? What's going on with these vampires suddenly looking so distraught?

Or did they see something different from what they saw themselves?

These vampires are really something; their queen is in a deep sleep and they don't even bother to put a coat on her.

Although it looks beautiful and pleasing to the eye, it's hard for children to resist!

Elder Nikolai, looking utterly dejected, left the Vampire Queen's palace carrying the Vampire Stone.

The other vampires also left the luxurious room without looking back.

None of the vampires expected that their queen, who had only fallen into a deep sleep and slept for a thousand years, would turn into a skeleton.

No matter how you look at it, there's no way he'll ever wake up again!

The vampires watched as one by one entered their vampire coffins and fell into a deep slumber.

Xu Feng looked at the vampire queen's open coffin lid.

As he gazed at the beautiful red-haired sleeping beauty inside, a bold idea suddenly surged into Xu Feng's mind.

Since you vampires don't care about your queen anymore, I'll use your vampire queen as a body pillow. You shouldn't have any objections, right?

To be honest, it's not very comfortable to sleep without a pillow.

Although he didn't know where the Crying Angel had gone, Xu Feng still wanted a soft, fragrant human-shaped body pillow more than the Crying Angel.

So, from the incomprehensible perspective of onlookers, Xu Feng picked up the skeleton from the coffin and lay down on the bed.

She quickly drifted off into a sweet dream.

…………

The first rays of morning sunlight shone on Xu Feng, who groggily opened his eyes. He only remembered that he seemed to have had a wet dream.

I slept very comfortably.

It wouldn't have been a problem if he hadn't opened his eyes, but when he did, he was startled.

He saw the long-haired, silent black-haired girl he had met in the cafeteria standing very close to his face, as if she were observing him.

Xu Feng jolted awake and tried to sit up, but he found himself being pressed down by the expressionless loli in a subtle position.

It's completely immobile.

Xu Feng blushed instantly.

The short, black-haired, silent girl, her pretty face flushed slightly, went straight to the point:

"My foolish little brother, I never imagined you would use magic to disguise your appearance and pretend you had no magical talent at the entrance ceremony to attract everyone's attention, and even publicly reject Princess Elsa's offer?"

"He actually sleeps with a skeleton in his arms at night?"

The long-haired, black-haired, silent loli in front of him meticulously listed Xu Feng's crimes, leaving Xu Feng speechless.

He never expected that the long-haired, silent loli in front of him was his NPC sister, Yumili Thomas, whom he had never met before.

However, Xu Feng still gave a wry smile and explained:

"This...it's all a misunderstanding."

"It seems my foolish little brother has a serious problem with his sexual orientation! I think it's necessary to give you a proper moral education!" Yumily said calmly in a soft, cute voice, her face expressionless.

Xu Feng was speechless. Yumili held him down, making him unable to move at all.

Yumili, whom the students at the academy called a commoner aristocrat, was actually stronger than Xu Feng.

I wonder if I, with full passive amplification, could be stronger than this long-haired, silent loli in front of me?

Or is it that any random NPC in the dungeon is stronger than Xu Feng?

Xu Feng couldn't help but feel secretly relieved that he hadn't attacked the vampire Haqi last night.

Otherwise, he might have turned into minced meat by now.

He couldn't break free from Yumili's control at all and could only passively endure it.

After five hours of ideological education.

Yumili licked her lips with satisfaction, then spoke in a soft, cute voice:

"I can't believe my foolish little brother could withstand five hours of my moral education. Is your sexual orientation normal now? Do you need further correction?"

Xu Feng shook his head repeatedly, looking utterly dejected.

Yumili somehow found an abstract portrait of a beautiful woman and forced him to stare at it for five hours straight.

I almost gave him a psychological trauma.

If she doesn't look at him, she'll choke him until he can't breathe.

Xu Feng never dreamed that after dominating dungeons for so many years, he would be bullied by a loli NPC in a dungeon.

Bloodline suppression from the older sister?

How could his wild younger brother be suppressed?

Just outrageous!

Xu Feng had only one thought in mind: to wash his eyes. The portraits of Fen Gaofeng, the beautiful woman in the picture book, were truly indescribable and a form of mental torture.

Seeing Xu Feng's lifeless expression, Yumi assumed he was hungry, so she said expressionlessly:

"If you're hungry, have some potato pancakes."

Without a word, Yumili conjured up potato pancakes out of thin air and forcefully shoved them into Xu Feng's mouth.

Xu Feng was forced to eat several potato pancakes and almost choked to death at the hands of Yumili.

What does it mean for a sister's love to be like a landslide?

He's seen it for himself now.

"Are you full? If not, I'll have some potato pancakes here." Yumili said expressionlessly, conjuring up a huge pile of potato pancakes out of thin air, almost filling the room.

Xu Feng was almost giving himself PTSD just looking at these potato pancakes. Just how much does this guy love potato pancakes?

Why did you bring so many potato pancakes?

Xu Feng seemed to suddenly realize that something was wrong.

Wait!

Xu Feng seemed to remember that the students at the academy had said that his sister, Yumili Thomas, couldn't use magic.

Why can she conjure up a bunch of potato pancakes out of thin air?

Could it be that Yumili also has a God-chosen space?

Wait, could the other party also be a chosen one who has entered the dungeon for training?

However, the game just happened to assign the two characters to the roles of siblings?

Generally, identity dungeons are created out of thin air, and the chosen one is forcibly stuffed into the dungeon for training.

Xu Feng's gaze toward Yumili immediately became extremely wary.

Yumily looked at Xu Feng's expression and tilted her head slightly with a puzzled look.

However, she still straightened her expression, took a small bite of the potato pancake in her hand, her little ears twitched slightly with great delight, and then said expressionlessly:

"My foolish little brother, why did you use magic to disguise your appearance at the entrance ceremony? You looked perfectly fine the way you are now! Is it fun to be called a fraudulent gentleman?"

On a side note: I've saved a section on orthopedics for my own enjoyment~ Too bad you guys can't see it~

Food guarding~ panting!