The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng scratched his head. At least his identity as a chosen one had not been exposed, and the other party obviously did not know it and had no hostility towards him.

He had no choice but to pretend to be honest and simple, and said:

"Would you believe me if I said I didn't use magic to disguise my appearance? This is exactly how I attended the entrance ceremony."

Upon hearing this, Yumili nodded expressionlessly, her delicate and adorable face slightly flushed as she said:

"It's normal for my silly yet adorable younger brother's appearance to attract a lot of jealousy."

"And why did you deliberately hide your magical talent to enter Qingwu Academy? You couldn't possibly be here to find me, your older sister, could you?"

Xu Feng looked distressed and said:

"Um... Sister Lao, would you believe me if I said I actually don't have any magical talent?"

Yumily's pupils dilated slightly, then she pulled Xu Feng's head into her arms:

"Indeed, the environment in the Salt and Alkali Territory is so harsh that old Deng's noble bloodline has long since thinned to almost nothing. It's normal that you don't have magical talent. My dear little brother, you've really suffered."

He was held in Yumily's arms, his head buried in her poor but generous bosom.

Xu Feng felt great; at least he didn't have to worry about suffocating.

Yumi patted Xu Feng's head and said:

"Fine, there are ways to fight even without magical talent. The Sword God Festival is coming soon, and I will personally take to the field to defeat those magic swordsmen."

"My silly and adorable little brother, watch carefully and learn carefully, how to fight without magical talent or not."

"Understood, Sister Lao." Xu Feng nodded solemnly. Could his adopted sister be a physical damage dealer like him?

However, Yumili's expression quickly darkened, and she asked:

"My foolish brother, why...why did you reject Princess Elsa's offer? If you were just willing to be her boyfriend, you could at least avoid decades of detours, don't you understand?"

Xu Feng felt a wave of embarrassment. He couldn't very well tell his cheap sister that the Elsa he saw was a phantom tank, could he?

Xu Feng scratched his cheek, and finally decided to tell the truth:

"Um... the Elsa I saw was different from the Elsa you saw. She was... an extremely ugly, fat woman..."

Yumily paused for a moment, then crushed the potato pancake in her hand and slammed Xu Feng to the ground with a chest thrust, causing Xu Feng to gasp in pain.

Yumi looked down at Xu Feng with a disdainful gaze, and said in a soft, cute tone, her face expressionless:

"You still say you don't know magic? My foolish little brother, are you addicted to being a con artist? You even dare to deceive your dear sister?"

How do you know that Princess Elsa is actually a very ugly, fat woman?

Xu Feng was being choked by Yumili, almost to the point of rolling his eyes back.

"Quickly...quickly let go, sister!" Xu Feng tried to call out "sister" to awaken Yumili's conscience.

After a long pause, Yumily finally released her grip on Xu Feng's neck and commented calmly:

"I never knew my silly little brother was such a resilient guy. Do you exercise your neck all the time?"

Xu Feng clutched his neck, which was red from being choked by Yumili, and coughed violently, his heart filled with turmoil.

He was almost knocked out of the second stage by Yumili, and he almost performed a magic trick in front of his cheap sister.

With my dual passive buffs, I almost reached 48 points in constitution, but I still couldn't break free from the shackles of the long-haired, silent loli in front of me.

Isn't my adopted older sister a little too powerful?

She couldn't possibly be the hidden demon king of this magical world or the ultimate boss in a high-dimensional dungeon, could she?

Otherwise, how could a 186cm tall, strong man like himself be so powerless against a delicate little flower?

That's absolutely terrifying.

Yumily, straddling Xu Feng, withdrew her hands expressionlessly and said calmly:

"I won't pursue the matter that caused you a sensation for now. Anyway, you've already entered the abandoned academy. The resources in the abandoned academy are definitely not enough for you to become a qualified magician. You can barely become a magic swordsman, though."

"Be thankful! Your dear sister will be training you herself."

Xu Feng couldn't help but shiver and quickly said:

"Sister, I really don't know magic!"

"Can't do magic? My foolish brother, you can't possibly not understand what the teacher is teaching, can you?"

Xu Feng could only smile wryly. He wanted to say that he understood, but he couldn't use magic at all.

Unfortunately, the little girl sister who was trying to take advantage of him didn't believe him at all.

Yumili spoke calmly, her face expressionless:

"Perfect timing, I also know a fighting style that doesn't use magic."

"But without magical protection, you're quite vulnerable to serious injury. Never mind, during the Sword God Festival, I'll slow things down so you can properly learn how to fight without magic."

Yumili paused, then said with a deep, melancholy gaze:

"By the way, my foolish brother, what are you doing hugging that... um... skeleton?"

"Don't tell me you want to be a necromancer in the future. If you really want to be a necromancer, I wouldn't mind turning my cute little brother into an undead and keeping him by my side forever!"

Yumili, with a blank expression, uttered incredibly terrifying words in a calm and gentle tone.

Xu Feng felt a chill run down his spine; he hadn't felt this way in a long time since becoming a Chosen One.

Xu Feng's forehead broke out in a sweat, and he quickly said:

"My dear sister, you may not believe it, but what I saw was not actually a skeleton."

"She is a sleeping beauty, who is both beautiful and lovely, and whose bright and shiny hair is irresistible."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng noticed a slight shock in Yumily's eyes; she even hesitated for a moment.

"I... my foolish brother, you... are you really not a psychopath?"

"How could that be? What I saw was indeed a stunningly beautiful sleeping beauty!" Xu Feng explained with a smile.

He finally understood why those vampires left with such broken expressions.

So what they saw was a skeleton?

Xu Feng even slept with her all night. No wonder she didn't feel sweet and soft. He thought the red-haired beauty was a slender beauty.

So he really did sleep with the skeleton all night?

Could it be that this Demon Eye can directly see what the deceased looked like in life?

Although Xu Feng knew he was holding a skeleton, he didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

Xu Feng is a visual creature, and the thought that this skeleton was actually a great beauty in life is very stimulating.

Xu Feng not only didn't feel uncomfortable, but also felt slightly excited.

After all, who wouldn't want to see a stunningly beautiful sleeping beauty all the time!

Looking at Xu Feng's expression, which didn't seem fake, Yumili asked again:

"What color was Sleeping Beauty's hair when you saw it?"