The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

One person remained calm throughout the entire event.

Yumily remained standing in the same spot, with half a potato pancake still dangling from her mouth, her cheeks bulging.

Her clear eyes blinked as she gazed at the empty blood-moon night sky, her face filled with pure confusion, devoid of any shock, only a profound sense of bewilderment.

She was somewhat unsure whether the guy fighting the red-haired girl in the sky was actually her younger brother.

That cheap younger brother of hers who gets elbowed to death every day, who she thinks is stupid and only knows how to lie and slack off.

Could it be her younger sister?

Moreover, she kissed a red-haired old woman in heaven and then eloped and disappeared.

"strangeness."

Yumi tilted her head, took a couple of bites of potato pancake, and mumbled something under her breath.

This shouldn't be my brother.

The boy, despite being covered in injuries, didn't writhe in pain and howl on the ground like his useless younger brother, who could be easily elbowed.

So that's definitely not my useless younger brother.

Yumily came to a conclusion in her mind, and she suddenly felt incredibly smart.

Meanwhile, inside the vampire castle.

Philolia pressed Xu Feng down onto the luxurious bed in the palace, her black and crimson hair intertwined and scattered on the bed.

A beautiful scene unfolded under the blood moon.

Their fingers intertwined, and their beautiful faces slowly drew closer...

Ten thousand words omitted here; the lucky koi fish story is written, but I won't show it to you. (Omitted)

I'll keep it for myself to enjoy.

Protecting its food, it exhales!

Since Jinli knows that the audience doesn't like yuri (lesbian) stories, she'll skip that for now.

Afterwards, Xu Feng changed back to his old self. He hadn't expected that girls could be such a wonderful experience. How to put it!

It's even more satisfying than chiseling a person.

However, overall, Xu Feng still prefers the first stage form because it offers a wider field of vision and is more convenient for combat.

Although the second-stage form is enhanced by the hammer in the opposite direction, it always feels a bit strange and awkward when fighting.

Filonia nestled against Xu Feng's broad chest, her face full of tenderness:

"My love, I heard all the sweet nothings you said to me~"

"Your unwavering devotion has deeply touched me. You didn't despise me even as a skeleton, so no matter what you become, I will always love you..."

Xu Feng scratched his head awkwardly. He was almost embarrassed to admit that the Philolia he saw was a red-haired beauty from head to toe.

Just then, a rustling sound came from the window. Xu Feng was startled. He knew that it was his sister, Yumili, who had come looking for him.

Yumili usually comes to him by climbing through the window, and she's already won over his tender catgirl... ah, no...

Philolia has thrown it out the window several times.

Xu Feng would always sneak them back from outside, wash them, and continue using them.

"Filoria, get into the coffin quickly."

"Okay." Filonia nodded expressionlessly and crawled directly into the coffin.

As expected, a small head peeked out of the window.

His stepsister, Yumily, climbed in through the window.

Xu Feng quickly closed his eyes, pretending to be sleeping peacefully.

Soon, Xu Feng felt Yumili straddle him, her ruthless iron hands gripping his neck.

"You dare pretend to be asleep when you see your dear sister? My foolish brother, do you have a death wish?"

Xu Feng, being choked, frantically pounded on the mattress, looking like he couldn't breathe.

"Sister, stop...stop pinching me, I'm going to die..."

Although Xu Feng has the ability to breathe adaptively and won't die from lack of oxygen, it's still very uncomfortable for someone to train his cervical spine, right?

Xu Feng had finally managed to recover his full health bar after escaping the battle, but Yumili quickly drained most of it away.

I almost forced him into the second stage again.

Upon hearing this, Yumily slowly released her soft, snow-white hand.

Xu Feng quickly stood up, pretending to cough.

Damn it, why?

While at the Jiuzu Hotel, the Hanging Ghost helped him exercise his cervical spine for one night.

Why am I still so impatient with being pinched?

Even the vampire queen Filonia, who was still in a weakened state after being resurrected at will, could easily push herself into the second stage, and even the daughter of a minor nobleman could easily strangle herself to death.

This is truly a higher-dimensional world, teeming with hidden talents!

Yumili released her grip, looked around, and finding nothing amiss, spoke:

"My stupid and twisted brother, you haven't picked up that skeleton again to use as a pillow, have you?"

Xu Feng quickly smiled and waved his hand, saying:

"How could that be, Sister Lao?"

"I came to check if you were alright." Yumili looked adorable and pinched Xu Feng's cheek, as if checking if he was missing any limbs.

"Huh? Sister Lao, what happened at the academy? Did terrorists attack the academy? I was sleeping in bed the whole time, I definitely didn't pick up that skeleton again."

Xu Feng pretended to be stupid and secretly glanced at the coffin. He was shocked when he saw a tuft of Filonia's crimson hair falling outside the vampire coffin.

Fortunately, Yumily's observation skills weren't very good; she tilted her head.

He thought about the elegant and composed strongman who appeared under the blood moon.

And there was his own brother, who looked incredibly stupid, dressed in shabby pajamas, crying and begging for mercy as he was being choked.

Given his foolish act of picking up the skull again out of fear of being discovered, it's no surprise that his foolish younger brother has already brought it back.

However, he has most likely been resurrected and has run away with the girl with blue hair who disguised herself as his younger brother.

Yumily's late-night visit was to check if her foolish brother had cooled down yet.

Now that it seems no one is missing an arm or a leg, it should be alright.

Yumi breathed a long sigh of relief, but a sense of worry still lingered in her heart.

My stupid younger brother seems to have some issues with his sexual orientation, after that old woman ran away.

Will my younger brother dig up another skeleton from the cemetery to use as a pillow?

If Annabelle knew about such a perverted fetish, would she be afraid?

My younger brother is such a good-for-nothing. If he can't befriend a high-ranking nobleman, he's doomed.

Yumi tilted her head and thought for a moment, then suddenly felt that her foolish younger brother's future was bleak, pitch black and without a glimmer of light.

Thinking this, Yumili spoke softly:

"It's nothing. A girl in the academy had her ancestral magic go berserk and injured many people. I just came to check if you were alright."

Hearing Yumily's concerned tone, Xu Feng felt a surge of warmth in his heart, but also a moment of speechlessness.

He wasn't actually dead; the jailer almost strangled him to death.