The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng forced a smile and quickly said:

"Sister Lao, it's getting late, I need to go to sleep."

Yumi tilted her head slightly, her cute little face showing a thoughtful expression, before she spoke:

"No, I want to stay here with you."

No matter what, this is where that old woman rests. What if she comes back?

Wouldn't my foolish younger brother be in danger?

As she spoke, Yumi opened her arms, leaving Xu Feng completely bewildered:

"Sister Lao, what are you doing?"

"My foolish brother, can't you see? Don't you always like to sleep with that skeleton?"

"Your dear sister is planning to be your body pillow. What, you don't want to?"

Yumily said expressionlessly, a chilling killing intent emanating from her.

In an instant, Xu Feng's forehead was covered in cold sweat. He could clearly feel the terrifying killing intent emanating from Yumili.

If he dares to say no, he'll probably be beaten to the third stage by his cheap older sister.

Whether the fourth-stage Emperor can win is unknown.

In short, he's definitely finished.

Xu Feng chuckled awkwardly twice and quickly said:

"How could I not be willing! With my dear sister from prison as my body pillow, of course I'd be more than willing."

"Really? Then why aren't you moving?"

Xu Feng's forehead was sweating. Could he say that he was too scared to move?

If he dares to say it out loud, Yumily will probably have to help him exercise his neck again.

Xu Feng, his hands trembling, reached out and slowly lifted Yumili from under his arms.

How should I put it? It felt a little light, like a kitten.

"I told you to use me as a pillow, so why are you picking me up?" Yumili's murderous intent subsided slightly, and she tilted her head, her expression somewhat confused.

Seeing this scene, Xu Feng couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.

Xu Feng never imagined that one day he would be able to play with authentic Galerge tombs.

Even though he knew that the prison guard in his dungeon was a living person, he felt that it was even more exciting than being with a female ghost.

Xu Feng, trembling with fear, pulled Yumili into his arms.

Lying on the bed, which was soft and fragrant, Xu Feng dared not move at all, for fear of accidentally upsetting Yumili and making him exercise his cervical spine again.

At that moment, the lid of Floria's coffin began to shake.

Although Filonia in the coffin knew that the two were siblings, she still felt like she was facing a minotaur.

This was something that Philodia found unbearable.

And that damn Yumily always breaks her and Xu Feng up, even throwing her out the window.

Yumili didn't take the sound of the coffin lid to heart, assuming it was just a haunting in the vampire castle.

And so, Xu Feng drifted off to sleep.

Xu Feng and Filoria had fought two intense battles, and Xu Feng was exhausted, so he soon fell asleep.

The next morning.

Xu Feng was woken up by Yumili pinching him.

"My foolish brother, aren't you going to explain yourself?"

Yumili pointed at Filonia, who was sleeping on the other side, her expressionless face now carrying a hint of girlish murderous intent.

Wearing Xu Feng's white shirt, Filonia yawned, her eyes still sleepy, and said somewhat indistinctly, as if asserting her dominance:

Good morning, my love!

"He's my brother, you pervert who likes young boys."

With a blank expression, Yumi grabbed Xu Feng and pulled him behind her, almost dislocating his arm.

"We're lovers who like each other, and we've already been intimate, okay?" Fiona said gently, making the word "mother" inexplicably pop into Xu Feng's mind.

Yumili stared blankly at Filonia's delicate and lovely face, and said:

"My stupid brother is only 19 years old. You, a perverted old woman who's thousands of years old, don't you feel ashamed of this old cow eating young grass?"

Upon hearing this, Filonia, though speaking gently, replied with a sharp edge:

"Haven't you lived for thousands of years? Aren't you also playing sibling games with my lover here? If we're talking about perverts, you're the real pervert, aren't you?"

Xu Feng was completely dumbfounded after hearing this. What the heck?

My cheap sister has lived for thousands of years.

So, does that mean Xu Feng actually prefers older, mature women?

Although Filonia is a bit petite and thin, she looks really good in his white shirt!

It has to be admitted that Xu Feng does like this kind of mature and sophisticated woman.

Upon hearing this, Yumily wasn't angry. Instead, she said with an innocent expression:

I am twenty years old this year.

Filonia said with a somewhat sarcastic tone:

"I understand, you old monster who's lived for twenty years."

Xu Feng was completely dumbfounded.

Wait, Philolia said his adoptive sister lived for thousands of years.

But his stepsister said she only lived to be twenty.

Whom should he believe?

He originally thought that the game had forcibly implanted a memory about his younger brother into his younger sister.

Is it possible that his adopted sister forcibly implanted the memory of having an older sister in the game into his mind?

But why is my adopted older sister being so nice to me?

Xu Feng truly felt the warmth of his family.

Xu Feng felt he was getting confused.

Whom should he believe?

Yumili looked at Filonia expressionlessly and said:

"In short, I don't approve of you two being together. My foolish brother won't outlive you, and you don't want to be a widow, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng glanced at his own life force.

Theoretically speaking, he should have no problem living in this higher-dimensional world for 1,200 years.

Based on a lifespan of 1,200 years, Xu Feng, at twenty years old, is at most a two-year-old child.

If he were in the real world, he could live much longer; living for 12,000 to 11,000 years wouldn't be a problem at all.

Moreover, as he ventures into dungeons more often, his vitality will continue to increase, and he might even live longer.

The theory of lifespan is not a problem for him at all.

Speaking of which, the vampire queen, Filonia, often falls into a slumber that lasts for a thousand years.

In a sense, her mental age doesn't seem to be older than mine; she's just simply lived longer.

Upon hearing this, Filonia, despite being undeniably cute, spoke with a gentle and virtuous expression:

"I truly love him. No matter what he becomes, even if he dies of old age and becomes a skeleton, I will love him as much as he loved me. We will be inseparable."

Xu Feng was stunned after hearing this. Wait, had he completely won over the vampire queen?

I didn't do anything myself, did I?

How did he manage to completely win over the vampire queen, Filonia, in one fell swoop?

Xu Feng was a little confused.

However, his lightning-fast language system wouldn't allow him to remain silent any longer. Xu Feng's lips curled slightly upward as he spoke:

"Lifespan isn't an issue. You won't outlive me, believe it or not? Even if I end up a widow, I should be the one doing the mourning!"