The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Xu Feng thought to himself that as the escaped BOSS of the pseudo-human academy, it wouldn't be too much to live for another ten thousand years!

Both Philolia and Yumili were somewhat stunned by Xu Feng's thunderous words.

Filonia burst out laughing:

"My dear, how interesting! How could the lifespan of humans possibly compare to that of us vampires?"

Upon hearing this, Yumili immediately executed a rear-naked choke, pinning Xu Feng to the ground.

"It seems my foolish brother has become so obsessed with a skeleton that he's lost his mind! How could a human possibly live this long, to say something so utterly idiotic?"

Xu Feng's face immediately contorted with pain. He couldn't understand why he felt such intense pain every time his sister elbowed him.

And they couldn't resist at all.

He had never felt this powerless when facing Filonia.

Is this the bloodline suppression from my older sister?

It is truly terrifying.

Xu Feng's joints were creaking from Yumili's pressure; it was beyond just pain, it was absolutely excruciating.

At this moment, Xu Feng desperately wished he could have the pain sensation of a super beast.

"Sister, let go! It hurts, it hurts so much!"

Ignoring Xu Feng's pain, Filonia said gently:

"He will not die of old age. I am the Queen of the Vampires. I can give him my Embrace, and he will also gain endless life."

Upon hearing this, Yumily's pupils contracted instantly. Although her cute little face remained expressionless, Xu Feng could definitely sense a substantial killing intent emanating from her.

"You...you want to turn him into a vampire?"

"I think you've mistaken her for someone else. She's not him. That powerful person just looks a bit like my stupid younger brother."

Yumi felt it was necessary to clarify the misunderstanding; who knew if that green-haired girl had any other motives?

She deliberately impersonated her brother in order to make Philolia fall in love with her foolish brother.

Yumily felt this was not a good thing. Who knew what unknown purpose that guy pretending to be her good-for-nothing brother had?

Filonia shook her head gently:

"I haven't made a mistake. He is the lover I can spend my life with."

Yumili looked at Filonia with displeasure:

"You old hag who's lived for thousands of years and has a pedophilic obsession."

Upon hearing this, Filonia not only ignored it but also looked at Yumili and said:

"Don't people generally prefer younger people? I'm no exception. Even if I lived for thousands of years and my body didn't age, I would still prefer a younger body. Can you say you don't?"

"You're no different from me, we're both the same, so let's not mock each other."

Yumili replied expressionlessly:

"I'm only in my early twenties, who's any different from you old woman?"

"Yes, yes, yes, a twenty-year-old old hag." Filonia retorted.

Xu Feng inexplicably felt that Fei Luolia seemed a bit cunning, and he also had no idea how old his adopted older sister was.

If there really is a difference of several thousand years, then what is the purpose of this sister who altered the memories of the Thomas family and changed herself into the daughter of a baron?

If she really is only in her early twenties, then she might actually be the older sister in the game.

However, in Xu Feng's eyes, Yumili and Filonia were both shorter than him, and anyone shorter than 186cm was a loli. He was now surrounded by lolis.

Even though he knew the two were much older than him, Xu Feng still preferred to believe what he saw.

Xu Feng was unsure how long his sister had lived, so he decided to ask Uncle Ba.

Uncle Mads was speechless at Xu Feng's keen observation skills, which were comparable to those of a fully grown banana.

He gave his opinion directly: "It's more likely that your cheap sister has lived for thousands of years, although we don't know what her purpose is."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng decided to trust Uncle Ba.

I never imagined that this kind older sister who cares about me and always exercises my cervical spine has lived for thousands of years?

Xu Feng felt as if he had been drawn into a shocking conspiracy. He suddenly realized that sometimes knowing too much is not a good thing.

If nothing unexpected happens, the Blood Clan Calamity should be the Blood Clan Queen, Filonia, going berserk, and the first crisis indicated in the instance has passed.

Could the disaster in the second act be related to his sister?

If Filonia goes berserk, I can still stop her for a while, but if Sister Ladder goes berserk...

Three minutes is enough for him to die seven times over.

It seems this world is truly full of hidden talents; even a random woman or a skeleton could be a powerful being who has lived for thousands of years.

No matter how Yumili looked at her, she couldn't stand her sister-in-law. She thought Filonia was too old, and that this girl had a copper fetish.

In a country where immortals live, they would almost certainly be hanged.

"To support my younger brother, you need a huge amount of wealth. Do you have any?"

Filonia nodded:

"I have deposited a lot of money in the merchant guilds of various human empires. The deposit slips are all kept in the treasure room. I can have as much wealth as I want."

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng felt a bad premonition.

"What? Receipts? So, those stacks of scrap paper he found in the treasure room were the Chamber of Commerce's receipts?"

As Xu Feng spoke, he took out a receipt from the God-Chosen Space:

Is this what you mean?

Filonia nodded and said:

"Yes, this is it. This is a deposit slip from the Freya Chamber of Commerce. The Freya Chamber of Commerce has businesses all over the continent, so their deposit slips are quite valuable to collect."

Yumili gave Filonia a sharp rap on the head without any expression.

Filonia was somewhat puzzled, but her face did not show any anger.

This little bit of pain is nothing to Fellowia, who has been tormented as a puppet by Feld for thousands of years.

The loli emperor, who was sleeping in Xu Feng's consciousness space, suddenly said something without any apparent reason:

"He's a good candidate to sit on the throne."

Xu Feng was completely confused when the Loli Emperor fell asleep again.

"Why did you hit me?" Filonia asked, puzzled, her crimson eyes fixed on Yumili, wanting an explanation.

Yumili said expressionlessly:

"In a sense, you and my foolish brother are a match made in heaven."

"I've never even heard of the Freya Merchant Guild you mentioned. It must have vanished into the annals of history long ago, right?"

"Huh? How could this be? That chamber of commerce has a very high interest rate. I was thinking of depositing my money there and earning interest for thousands of years." Filonia's pretty face showed a slight change in expression.

Xu Feng originally thought he had hooked up with a rich woman!

As it turns out, this rich woman's business acumen was comparable to that of a grown brick.

It's utterly speechless.

No wonder he didn't see any gold or silver jewelry in the treasure room, only a jumble of receipts.