A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop
Chapter 228 Five Immortals Assault Each Other, Flattery Reaching the Heavens
The Empress's decree was at most like throwing a spark into a pot of boiling oil.
The rest is left to the procedure.
Hu, Huang, Liu, Hui, and Bai—the five spirit mediums, each with their own lineage and distinct temperaments, often engage in open and covert struggles and sabotage against each other over incense offerings, land boundaries, and shrine offerings.
In the old saying from beyond the Great Wall, that's called "being a bully at home."
But being a "bully at home" is one thing, but it's just a family squabble between brothers. They can fight however they want behind closed doors.
Even if you break a bone, it's still connected by tendons!
Now look what's happened! A bunch of blond-haired, blue-eyed foreign devils have popped out of some nook and cranny. Instead of staying at home, they've gone to a place thousands of miles away, kidnapped their descendants, disemboweled them, and conducted those filthy experiments that can't be seen in the light of day!
What kind of behavior is this?
This is fucking blatant abuse! They're taking advantage of my kindness!
It's obvious they don't take their five families' thousand-year heritage and the prestige of ten thousand immortals seriously!
This is intolerable!
The shamanic disciples were truly enraged.
Normally, they treated the old immortal as an ancestor, bowing three times at dawn and dusk and burning incense morning and evening, for fear of not serving him properly.
Well, you bunch of blond-haired, blue-eyed foreigners, coming right up here and doing this dirty stuff? Just because you're not one of us doesn't mean you can stand up and kick us!
Not to mention the old immortals, they are usually treated like ancestors by their disciples, served the best food and drink, and live a life of luxury, so their tempers are all bigger than the last.
The temperature has now collectively turned red.
"Damn it!"
Deep in the mountains of Northeast China, in a mysterious ancient cave filled with spiritual energy, a hot-tempered old fox spirit was so angry that his beard stood on end.
"Do you really think we're vegetarians?!"
"If you can't cross the Shanhaiguan Pass, you won't even reach your free country!"
"Are you saying our ancestors' millennia-long cultivation was just for show?!"
"Grab your weapons! Let's fucking kill them!"
Animals are naturally vengeful.
Animals that have become sentient, gained intelligence, and cultivated the Tao...
That ability to hold grudges, along with his cultivation level, became ingrained in his bones and written into his lineage.
They don't subscribe to the hypocritical human principles of "every wrong has its perpetrator, every debt its debtor" or "misfortune should not extend to family members."
The law of the animal kingdom is simple—if you harm my people or hurt my cubs, it's a fight to the death! It's a blood feud!
Whether you're a principal offender or an accomplice, whether you knew about it or not, as long as you're related to them or have an interest in them...
Every single one of them is not getting away!
Exterminate nine generations of their family?
That's too good for you!
This time, their entire clan must be exterminated!
What kind of good person could possibly be associated with someone as reckless as you?
Let's clean it up together; it's like doing justice and purifying the environment!
If the disciples who had previously become shamans had received the decree of the goddess, and thus began to perform curses in an organized, disciplined manner with a focus on work targets, then...
Now, as the sleeping, secluded, and wandering ancestors, great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers of each family are awakened and infected by the overwhelming resentment and the shared hatred of the enemy...
The situation began to spiral out of control, spiraling wildly forward.
The Hu family is skilled at bewitching and confusing people, causing them to lose their minds and kill each other.
The Huang family is skilled in illusionary magic, which can lead people astray, causing them to lose money and invite disaster.
The Liu family is in charge of illness and calamity, causing people to be plagued by all kinds of diseases and unable to survive.
The Gray Family is masters of scheming and stealing luck, ruining your foundation and bringing you endless bad luck.
The Bai family, skilled in defense and countermeasures, were also enraged and went against the grain, specifically targeting the opponent's pitiful defensive measures "borrowed" from elsewhere.
The five companies joined forces, each displaying their unique abilities.
That's no longer a simple curse.
That was a comprehensive, all-encompassing, multi-force coordinated "dimensional reduction attack" targeting the Wolf family and all those connected to them, encompassing their entire destiny!
The effect...
Let me put it this way.
For a long time to come, it's estimated that a strange urban legend will begin to circulate in certain circles within the Free Country:
Never get too close to anyone with the surname Pete, or anyone related to the Pete family.
Otherwise, at best you'll suffer financial loss and bad luck, at worst you'll lose your family and your life.
Moreover, the ways they died were increasingly bizarre and increasingly agonizing.
There have been cases of people choking to death on their steak while eating.
One time, while showering, I slipped on the soap and fell, hitting the back of my head on the faucet.
There have been cases of drivers waiting at red lights having their windshields smashed by drones falling from the sky.
Even worse, some people are walking along the street when they are suddenly "attacked" by a flock of crazed pigeons, their faces covered in bird droppings. In their panic, they fall into an uncovered sewer, and by the time they are found, they are already swollen from being soaked in water...
As for those who didn't die, their lives weren't much better.
The company went bankrupt, the stock was delisted, his wife ran off with a gardener, his son was arrested for drug use, and his daughter posted nude photos on social media announcing her debut...
Living is a long, all-encompassing, and 360-degree misfortune.
Truly, they were torn between life and death.
Tsk tsk, what a human tragedy.
These old fogies hold grudges, and they really do.
Unlike humans, whose hatred may fade over a few years or a decade, diluted by interests, or worn down by time.
They will remember you for a lifetime.
No, I'll remember you for ten lifetimes!
When will you calm down?
Hey, that's not necessarily true.
It may be three to five years, or thirty to fifty years, or even eighteen generations of descendants.
Perhaps when the Petter family, to which Wolf belongs, completely disappears from the annals of history, even their genealogy will be used as toilet paper.
Maybe……
When these old fogies themselves get bored, or find new ways to have fun.
Anyway, things aren't going to calm down anytime soon.
Meanwhile, Ji Zuodao had no time to worry about the chaotic aftermath in the Free Country.
He was strutting along, carefully supporting the Empress's arm, heading towards the special care ward of the 749th Bureau's medical department.
His fawning manner and obsequiousness made him seem like he was helping a venerable, frail old ancestor.
In reality, the Empress, dressed in swaying red robes and barefoot, walked with remarkable steadiness and grace. She was so elegant that even Ji Zuodao probably couldn't catch up with her if she ran, let alone need anyone's help.
But Ji Zuodao didn't care.
Help them up! We must help them up! And we must do so with genuine care and concern, leaving no stone unturned!
Throughout the journey, his little mouth never stopped, chattering away as if it were coated with honey, saying only what the Empress wanted to hear.
"Auntie, look at the sky! As soon as you arrived, the dark clouds dispersed, and the sun shone brightly! This is what they call good fortune and auspiciousness following you!"
"Auntie, look at your figure and complexion! You look at least ten years younger than the last time I saw you! Those little fox spirits who have just transformed in the back mountains are nothing but chickens and dogs in front of you, not worth mentioning!"
"Auntie, you have no idea how much I've missed your flower cakes ever since I came down from the mountain! What are those things you buy outside? They're so sweet they're cloying, and they're ugly too! Compared to yours, they're worlds apart!"
"Auntie, what you did just now truly opened my eyes! You wiped out a powerful enemy with a mere flick of your wrist—that's you! So elegant, so incredibly elegant!"
He was very talkative, with a rich vocabulary and a knack for flattery. His flattery was both sincere and creative, and he always had a genuine "I'm telling the truth" look on his face.
Making the Empress happy is a talent skill that Ji Zuodao has mastered since he was a toddler.
Why?
Who can blame her when the Empress is rich?!
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