A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

Isn't that weird?

There's something even weirder waiting nearby.

Ji Zuodao was at most like dancing at the gate of the King of Hell's palace, but this guy actually dared to hug the King of Hell's neck and drink Erguotou (a type of Chinese liquor), and afterwards he even asked, "Do you have any peanuts?"

Come on, let's turn the camera to the next contestant.

Then we saw Dog Grandpa stroll leisurely to the peach tree with the densest fruit.

I looked up and glanced around.

The dog grinned, its mouth wide open.

"Ton ton ton ton ton—!"

It felt like there was a water pump installed in my throat, creating a powerful suction force.

call out!call out!call out!

On the peach tree, the lower-hanging peaches—

Whether it was the crimson fire element, the verdant wood element, the azure water element, the golden metal element, or the earthy yellow earth element, every single one of them, peaches and leaves together, was pulled down by the suction force and spun around as they went into the dog's mouth!

In one gulp, he swallowed at least a dozen peaches and the Five Elements Barrier!

"My goodness..."

An investigator who had just closed his jaw now had eyes that practically popped out of their sockets, and he pointed tremblingly at Dogman:

"Metal, wood, water, fire, earth—it's all there! Is this some kind of alchemy or a peach? Aren't you afraid it'll cause a cataclysmic upheaval inside my stomach?!"

"They're insane... completely insane... These guys from the Jinghai branch are all incredibly reckless..."

"So crazy! This is too crazy! They'd risk their lives for a peach! How are we, the honest ones who broke through barriers, supposed to keep up? Huh? How are we supposed to keep up?!"

The investigators silently retreated, creating a vacuum zone with a diameter of at least several tens of meters centered on Dog.

Get away from here quickly! If this explodes, getting covered in blood is a minor issue; getting a face full of dog... uh, well, that wouldn't be pretty.

Sure enough, it only took three to five breaths.

"BOOM—!!!"

A loud bang, ten times more exaggerated than the muffled sound in Ji Zuodao's stomach, exploded from Dog Master's abdomen!

Immediately afterwards—

"Bang! Clang! Snap! Sizzle—!!!"

Good heavens, what a commotion!

If Ji Zuodao's belly contained the image of two armies clashing in the era of cold weapons...

Inside that dog's belly, it's the Third World War in full swing, with coordinated land, sea and air operations, missile bombing, tank formations charging, and bomber squadrons dropping bombs from the sky!

However, the expected scene of blood and flesh flying everywhere with a "bang" did not occur.

Dog's originally strong and sleek body began to swell rapidly, like an inflating balloon, at a speed visible to the naked eye!

"Ugh..." Dog-Master let out a whimper that was hard to decipher, whether it was pain or pleasure.

It grew bigger and bigger, and rounder and rounder.

From a majestic big black dog, it grew into a black, furry, round head, over two meters in diameter—

ball!

The black dog skin was stretched to almost transparent, a thin layer.

"The skin...it's going to burst!" someone exclaimed.

Before he could finish speaking...

"Sizzle—!"

A sickening sound, like cloth being ripped apart.

A crack appeared on Dog's black skin, which had been stretched to its limit.

Then came the second, the third...

One after another, jagged cracks appeared crisscrossing the surface of the black fleshy ball.

There was no blood.

Through those cracks, you can see eyes.

A dense, crowded mass of eyes, darting around excitedly!

Each one was incredibly lively, exuding an indescribable chaos and greed.

"Ugh—!" Several investigators with trypophobia immediately gagged and their legs went weak.

Those eyes moved erratically up, down, left, and right, and wherever their gaze swept, everyone felt a tingling sensation on their skin, as if they were being licked by something sticky and cold.

"Pfft—"

A powerful gust of air burst forth from Dog-Grandpa's mouth!

"Whoosh—patter patter patter—"

Dog-Grandpa, on the other hand, looked like a deflated balloon.

Under this reaction force, it spun and tumbled in the air, flying around erratically seven or eight times without any dignity, before finally "poof"ing and landing face down on the soft cloud.

The dog-shaped balloon quickly deflated.

He quickly regained his original lean and fit physique.

Then, something even more terrifying happened.

The eyes on the fur blinked, then suddenly closed at the same time.

Immediately afterwards, the flesh at the edge of the crack began to writhe, squeeze, and deform in a chilling manner...

The eyes disappeared.

Instead, there are small mouths that are constantly opening and closing, covered with fine, sharp teeth!

"Eat...eat..."

"I want to eat..."

"More...more..."

"I'm so hungry..."

Countless high-pitched, sticky, overlapping and intertwined children's voices emanated simultaneously from those little mouths, merging into a bizarre chorus that drove one's sanity mad, echoing through the peach grove.

"Holy shit..." One investigator, pale-faced, collapsed to the ground. "My ears... my ears are dirty..."

Before everyone could recover from the mentally polluting, demonic sound...

"Pfft—!"

One of the small mouths suddenly opened, and a pinkish-purple, sucker-covered, wet tentacle shot out with a "whoosh," accurately grabbing a fire-elemental peach next to it, then retracting in a flash and shoving it into Dog Lord's mouth with a "smack."

This was like lighting the fuse of a powder keg.

"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!"

From dozens of tiny mouths, the same bizarre tentacles simultaneously shot out!

It accurately pounced on the peaches hanging on the trees from all directions!

Roll it up, pull it back, and stuff it into Dog's mouth.

Dog Master's mouth was stretched to its limit by the endless stream of spirit peaches being stuffed in.

The dog's eyes rolled back, its tongue lolled out, its limbs flailed wildly in mid-air, and it let out desperate whimpers.

"Holy crap...wait...wait a minute..."

"Too much... I can't fit it all in... It's so big... I'm so full... It's going to explode... Ugh! Ugh ugh ugh!!"

The scene, the lines...

The peach grove was deathly silent.

All the male investigators had strange expressions, twitching lips, and shifty eyes. They wanted to look but dared not, feeling that something was wrong, but they couldn't quite put their finger on it.

And those female investigators...

"ah--!"

After a short gasp, they all turned their backs in unison, their ears turning bright red and their necks flushed pink. They lowered their heads, staring at their toes, wishing they could drill a hole in the ground with their eyes and disappear into it.

"You...you scoundrel!" A slightly bolder female investigator spat out in a voice barely above a whisper, her face burning hot enough to fry an egg.

that's terrible!

This scene is awful!

That dialogue was terrible!

This dog is absolutely terrible inside and out!!!

In an eerie atmosphere interwoven with deathly silence, awkwardness, fear, and chaos.

"Shhh..."

A clear, rapid sound of a pen tip slicing across paper seemed particularly abrupt.

Everyone looked in the direction of the sound.

Li Shuwen was sitting cross-legged under the peach tree, with a sheet of Xuan paper in front of him. He held a wolf-hair brush in his hand and was writing with great focus and enthusiasm, his eyebrows dancing with excitement!

He kept muttering to himself, his face flushed with excitement:

"Wonderful...wonderful!"

"Art originates from life, but transcends life—this is absolutely true!"

Everyone: "..."

have to.

This gentleman was the happiest watching.

He still has the nerve to create art!

What kind of lunatic den is your Jinghai branch?!

An investigator, his eyes glazed over, slowly raised his hand and patted his colleague on the shoulder, his voice ethereal:

"Brother...brother...pinch me...I might...not be fully awake yet..."

His companion numbly raised his hand and pinched him hard.

"Agh—!!!" A pig-like scream.

"Looks like it wasn't a dream..." The investigator who had been pinched clutched his throbbing cheek, on the verge of tears.