A heretical cultivator in Bureau 749, I'm the fiercest at pulling out tendons and skinning peop

Seeing those big shots in Jinghai acting more and more outrageous and eccentric than the last, the investigators from various branches had a truly colorful array of expressions.

The three-pointer was a shocking "I'm so damn stupid" moment.

Three points is a kind of existential doubt, like "This is fucking possible?"

The remaining four points were filled with the bitterness and confusion of "I've worked so hard for so many years, and it all went to waste?"

But this confusion didn't last long.

Those with quick minds shifted their gaze from the demons and monsters of Jinghai to what was behind them.

This move was quite remarkable!

"Holy shit!"

A gasp escaped her lips, as if someone had stepped on her tail.

"Hey guys! Stop watching the show! Look around! Look behind them!"

Everyone looked in the direction the finger was pointing—

Good guy!

In just a short while, a small patch of land where those gentlemen from Jinghai had been wandering around has already become bald!

The peach tree, which was once laden with a dazzling array of peaches that made one's mouth water, now looked like it had been ravaged by locusts, with its branches bare and only a few leaves scattered in the wind.

On Ji Zuodao's side, the mouth on his belly was still making a "crunching" sound, leaving no peach behind wherever it went.

Liu Ming used a ballpoint pen to quickly scribble a talisman on an A4 sheet of paper. Twenty talismans could be exchanged for a peach, an efficiency that was outrageously high.

Qiqi licked happily, while Li Shuwen was served by a fairy.

Even though Dog was rolling his eyes, he couldn't stop his tentacles from automatically picking peaches and stuffing them inside!

So, if I do the math...

"At this rate of sweeping, Jinghai will have the entire Peach Garden under their control in less than an hour!"

A burly man from the Northeast branch of the police station beat his chest and stamped his feet, his eyes turning red.

"Why should I?!"

A young woman from the Southwest Branch was so anxious she was stamping her feet, leaving a small dent in the ground. "They've taken all the good stuff! So we came all this way just to watch them act like they're inhuman?"

"Exactly! Jinghai may be powerful and wicked, but they can't just hoard all the good stuff for themselves! What, are we treated like stepchildren? Not even a drop of soup left for us?!"

"Old Zhang said this peach orchard is only open for one hour a year! Once it's open, it's gone!"

"This is intolerable! This uncle can tolerate it, but this aunt cannot!"

"Damn it, let's fight them!"

Jealousy is the greatest source of productivity.

A sense of crisis is the strongest force for cohesion.

The investigators from various branches, who were just moments ago scattered, fighting their own battles, and even haggling with each other, suddenly united!

Who cares about those sectarian differences and bureaucratic distinctions anymore?

Grab the peaches! If you don't grab them now, they'll all be gone!

"Chuncheng Branch! You guys are really good at using the Green Wood Everlasting Spring Technique, focusing on Earth-elemental Spirit Peach! We from Fujian use the Azure Sea Tide Technique to assist, water nourishes wood, and wood grows while earth breaks!"

"Any fellow Daoists specializing in water magic? Let's team up! I have quite a few Xunfeng talismans here, which can create wind and waves, allowing water to borrow the power of the wind, making it twice as effective at breaking through the fire element barrier!"

"I have plenty of Rejuvenation Pills here. If anyone's spiritual energy is low, just let me know. Don't be stingy. Even if we have to take pills today, we have to increase production!"

Ok!

Just a moment ago, it was a chaotic mess like a vegetable market, with everyone doing their own thing in their peach orchards. In the blink of an eye, it has transformed into a well-organized, coordinated, and roaring allied force!

Those who mastered a top-tier Five Elements technique became highly sought-after, surrounded by admirers and becoming the center of attention.

The others, based on their own strengths, voluntarily and willingly took on auxiliary roles.

Unity is strength; this strength is iron, this strength is steel!

In a short time, the efficiency of the joint forces from various branches in picking peaches skyrocketed!

Although, when it comes to individuals, no one can compare to those "non-human" individuals in Jinghai.

But they have a lot of people! They're good at cooperating! They're willing to invest a lot of money!

"Snap!"

"Pop!"

"boom!"

Various magical lights intertwined and collided, the crackling of burning talismans, the clear sound of dissolving pills, and the shouts of encouragement from the crowd mingled together, creating a lively and energetic atmosphere!

They were gradually catching up with the total amount and speed of peach picking, and even began to show signs of overtaking the small group of bandits in Jinghai!

"Huh?"

Ji Zuodao, with his ears perked up, keenly sensed the changes in the surrounding atmosphere and competitive pressure.

He turned his head and squinted at the coalition forces over there, who were clearly divided in their tasks and working with great efficiency.

Then he looked over at his own side—

Liu Ming was drawing talismans with a "swish," Qi Qi was licking peaches with a "slurp," Li Shuwen was reading and enjoying the services of a fairy, and Dog Master was struggling with the tentacles on his body...

"Oh ho? Here comes the food snatcher! They're actually quite serious about it!"

"Fine, you're really going to challenge us, huh? Okay! Let's see who the hell is the coolest kid in Taoyuan!"

He waved his hand, like a mountain bandit: "Brothers, stop holding back! Speed ​​up! Show these food-grabbing bastards what real professionalism looks like!"

"Liu Ming! Is your pen out of ink or what? Speed ​​up your typing!"

"Old Li! Only seven fairies? Are you impotent?"

"Qiqi, be good, don't just lick, sometimes use a little force, yes, like a snap!"

"Dog Lord! Dog Lord, did you hear me? Open your mouth wider! Don't hold the tentacles back."

"And you!" He patted his stomach, which resembled a mouth, one last time. "Speed ​​up your digestion! Stop slacking off like an old lady! If you keep dragging your feet, I'm firing you!"

On the Jinghai side, following Ji Zuodao's order, they were as energetic as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

They're really going at it!

They're really going all out!

On one side is the united forces of various branch offices, characterized by their unity, exquisite techniques, and seamless cooperation.

On one side are the Jinghai bandits, who employ unconventional methods, display their unique talents, and become increasingly outrageous.

Both sides started a frantic sweeping through the peach blossom forest in the clouds, like a race against time.

The peach orchard was visibly rotting away, starting from the edges and going bald patch by patch.

The sounds of picking peaches, breaking through barriers, the booming of spells, and the occasional exclamations and laughter blended together, creating a lively and vibrant atmosphere.

Above the peach orchard, Old Zhang, who had been standing with his hands behind his back and smiling as he looked down, had wrinkles on his face that stretched into a wide grin, and his eyes were narrowed to slits.

"Okay! Okay!"

He nodded repeatedly, his voice filled with satisfaction and joy.

"That's more like it! That fierce, competitive spirit—the kind that gets greedy when it sees something good and will fight tooth and nail to get ahead!"

"This is what our 749th Bureau should be like! This is what our good sons and daughters should be like!"

"In previous years, the kids did a great job in those grand martial arts competitions, but I always felt something was missing... Now I understand, what was missing were these few 'catfish' that could stir up the stagnant waters!"

"If the water is too clear, there will be no fish; if the water is too still, a true dragon cannot be raised."

"It has to be this chaotic, this commotion, this back-and-forth, with neither side giving an inch, to really get this pool moving and unleash the potential these little brats didn't even know they had!"

The old man became happier and happier as he looked at it.

"This year's batch of dolls is really good."

"Especially those little brats from Jinghai... although their methods are a bit crooked, their minds are a bit wild, and their methods are a bit ruthless..."

"But it's fucking inspiring!"

"With them stirring things up like this, hey, the next few sessions probably won't be peaceful at all!"

"Great news! Incredibly great news!"

The old man grinned from ear to ear, as if he could already see the next few years: a great situation in Bureau 749 where "catfish" run rampant, "kings of trickery" emerge in large numbers, and everyone is roaring and desperately trying to climb the ranks.

The peaches from this orchard really did live up to their reputation.